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TPC re-education specialist, ‘pelipsky attempted to explain to candidate, and then newly elected Congresscritter, that the Declaration of Independence grievance of the impress of colonial sailors into British Navy, who were then forced to act against their conscience to attack their own neighbors was no different from Obamacare. We fought a war because of such affronts to the sensibilities of free people and here we were voting to impress an entire industry’s workers, again.

First, the newly elected Congresscritter had no idea what ‘pelipsky was teaching him about grievances in Declaration. Second, because he didn’t know, that meant ‘pelipsky was just an ignorant mythical horned lagomorph who didn’t know jackalope about American Liberty. Or, how to earn some on the side wealth by cutting his constituents a “good Obamacare deal”.

Same Congresscritter’s head exploded when ‘pelipsky opened free Constitution Re-education Classes.

Which means, dear People’s News Readers, The Constitution is the most dangerous threat to government as usual. Get your re-education shovels ready to tend beets, comrades!

You mean that those militia groups/white nationalists/separatists/'evil white Knotzees' who were forced to work against their conscience, rather than move to the streets of some Democratic Party-run city and get gleefully enchanted with those two little words,

“Hello Sailor”

trashmouth wrote: ↑

4/3/2022, 1:27 pm

You mean that those militia groups/white nationalists/separatists/'evil white Knotzees' who were forced to work against their conscience, rather than move to the streets of some Democratic Party-run city and get gleefully enchanted with those two little words,

“Hello Sailor”

Trashmouth, you say the sweetest things! ‘pelipsky almost shed an Oprah tear. Not on live tv, so it didn’t almost count, but the intent was there, Trashmouth. The way you tell things captures what used to be called, imagination. It captivates the mind of this mythical horned lagomorph, and then taxidermies it.

I am worried about Col. O.


No news today. Was he abducted at the politburo supreme court hearings?

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

4/5/2022, 12:43 am

I am worried about Col. O.


No news today. Was he abducted at the politburo supreme court hearings?

Should we post his picture on our Cubes? Have you seen this big gorilla? Call 1-800-THE-CUBE.