Moscow, RUSSIA -- Reports are pouring in from occupied areas of Ukraine that Russian troops have been removing food, fuel, consumer goods and appliances from Ukraine and sending them back to Russia.

Reported as "looting" by some news outlets, Russian spokesbeing Sergei Machraninoff explained that the troops weren't taking these things for themselves but were shipping them back to Moscow to be run through their de-nazification machines.

Answering questions about the alleged looting, he called it "typical western propaganda" and explained how committed Russia is to the de-nazification process. "You see videos of Russian soldiers carrying bags of clothes and washing machines strapped to their vehicles. We don't deny that is happening. The West automatically assumes soldiers are pillaging these things from Ukrainians. Not so! They have been ordered to remove things that have been tainted with nazism. It is like a bad smell or a noxious chemical that can get on things. You may not know it is there, but it is emitting dangerous nazi particles in the air and infecting everyone around."

He explained the highly technical process "Our ground troops carry nazi particle detectors to monitor their exposure levels but also to find localized concentrations.  We've noticed the particles tend to be found on high-value items that can be carried by one person and - surprisingly - alcohol. We can't leave anything around still infected for the safety of everyone, so we ship it back to Russia to be put through our de-nazifying machines."

He continued, "The machines are large and require a lot of power - too cumbersome to be brought to Ukrainian cities. Items as large as household appliances can be de-contaminated in a week or two. After the conflict, everything will be returned: clean, deodorized, and 100% nazi-free. Buildings unfortunately can't be carried back, so we have to destroy them in place.  Again, for the safety of the Ukrainian people."

He ended the interview concerned that the international community wasn't being fair. "We really are the victims here. We volunteered to help our neighbors out by lancing and sterilizing this oozing boil of nazism. We then take special pains - think of the extra cost, fuel, time, and complexity involved - to personally go through every building and every house and remove all items infected with nazism so they don't experience a flare-up. Yet everyone makes us out to be the bad guy here."

At the American National Exhibition in Moscow, US vice-president Richard Nixon was playing host to Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev. The idea was to showcase American products, made in a free enterprise economy, to a Russian audience. Visitors could take a stroll through a typical' Californian house and marvel at all the cutting-edge gadgets on display, including a colour television.

California was nazified back in 1959. It's a wonder the MotherLand has continued.

https://moneyweek.com/330974/24-july-19 ... viet-union

Right? I think was when they started building the de-nazification devices. I did notice the article misspelled the word "color", though - a sure sign this might be disinformation.

Yes, building a better world, not through disinformation but victimhood.

The May 9th victory parade is approaching, and there's already something to show for it. Ukrainians must feel very grateful the the Russian liberators for liberating them from the Nazi-stained bourgeois decadence. Most of those kitchen appliances were imported from Germany anyway. Need more proof? Keurig!

Russians plunder $5M farm vehicles from Ukraine -- to find they've been remotely disabled

You know, I can fix that. You just have to

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

5/3/2022, 12:16 pm

Russians plunder $5M farm vehicles from Ukraine -- to find they've been remotely disabled

You know, I can fix that. You just have to

Hold on, someone's pounding at the do...

If there’s $13 plus billion to be spent on behalf of the democratic people of Ukraine, let’s siphon off some of that misinformation cash, and run a Russian Tanks For Ukrainian Farm Equipment Program. What better way to get those Russian tanks off Ukrainian streets??

Get Russian tanks out of the hands of Putin’s dog faced pony soldiers causing the destruction of Ukrainian communities. Get those tanks out of the hands of Russian pony soldiers by turning in your Russian tank for Ukrainian farm equipment.

Russian Tanks For Ukrainian Farm Equipment Exchange Program should get some of the misinformation relief spending Biden Administration’s Congress approved for Ukrainian Packaged Deal.

trashmouth wrote: ↑

5/2/2022, 11:44 am

Yes, building a better world, not through disinformation but victimhood.

This is indeed true, comrade. The whole platform of The Party™ is to ensure Victims™ are victimized and Oppressors™ are oppressed.
 

Comrades

It warms this humble PartyTM member's heart to see that Bolshevism hasn't gone out of style and that our traditions are still respected and still applicable in this post modern world. Praise Lenin!

I remain
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