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Advertisement: The WOKE Business Method Masterclass

5/4/2022, 6:44 am
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Harvard Business School Online presents a new Masterclass in Corporate Management:


The WOKE Business Method


  • You'll learn management and leadership skills from top US Executives in an action packed 2-day seminar program.
  • Vegan meals and CBD supplements will be served between sessions.
 
The WOKE (Winning / Over-achieving / KeepingItReal / Excellence) method for business management is a paradigm-shifting, metrics-based approach to managing your organization. 

Whether you run a local latrine-cleaning service or are the world's largest employer of Chinese low-income / no-income labor, you'll find something to learn from our panel of award-winning experts.

The results you'll get from WOKE policies are practically guaranteed!

Lesson 1: Find your audience and keep them entertained
Doreen Asiago, Artistic Director for Original Programming / Cancellations at Netflix, Inc

Lesson 2: Know your customers
Chris McMac (it / those), currently identifying as the Associate Director of Customer Relations at the Walt Disney Company

Lesson 3: Choosing a corporate spokesperson
Hank Snork, Vice president at Subway Franchise World Headquarters

Lesson 4: Satisfied and challenged employees are the key to success
Jesse Overlorder, Head of Employee Fulfillment, Tracking, and Interrogation at Amazon.com, Inc

Lesson 5: Slam dunk! Investor relations made easy
Duane Odell, Outreach Specialist (Asian-Pacific Region) at the National Basketball Association

Lesson 6: The importance of corporate governance & building trust
Patrisse Cullors, co-founder of Black Lives Matter

Lesson 7: Identifying business opportunities in the digital economy
Andrew Morse, Former Head of CNN+


Reserve your spot today and you'll receive a copy of the hot new autobiography by Vijaya Gadde (Chief Censor at Twitter, Inc) "It's all about the context"
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5/4/2022, 9:18 am
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It's like the Marxist Democrats are reading The People's Cube's absurd parodies and think to themselves "Hey! That's a great idea!!!"

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Next Tuesday™ is just around the corner!
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5/4/2022, 10:20 am
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Ya, life imitates the Cube. Long live the Cube!
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5/4/2022, 6:37 pm
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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: ↑
5/4/2022, 9:18 am
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It's like the Marxist Democrats are reading The People's Cube's absurd parodies and think to themselves "Hey! That's a great idea!!!"

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Next Tuesday™ is just around the corner!
Brainstorming and Think™ tanking is one of the joys, and unintended consequences, of our gatherings and whispered conversations behind Tractor Barn #2. Good ideas cannot be kept under wraps, comrade. Nor can bad ones but that's a conversation for a different time.

FORWARD!
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5/4/2022, 6:47 pm
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Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑
5/4/2022, 6:44 am
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Harvard Business School Online presents a new Masterclass in Corporate Management:


The WOKE Business Method

 
  • You'll learn management and leadership skills from top US Executives in an action packed 2-day seminar program.
  • Vegan meals and CBD supplements will be served between sessions.
 
The WOKE (Winning / Over-achieving / KeepingItReal / Excellence) method for business management is a paradigm-shifting, metrics-based approach to managing your organization. 

Whether you run a local latrine-cleaning service or are the world's largest employer of Chinese low-income / no-income labor, you'll find something to learn from our panel of award-winning experts.

The results you'll get from WOKE policies are practically guaranteed!

Lesson 1: Find your audience and keep them entertained
Doreen Asiago, Artistic Director for Original Programming / Cancellations at Netflix, Inc

Lesson 2: Know your customers
Chris McMac (it / those), currently identifying as the Associate Director of Customer Relations at the Walt Disney Company

Lesson 3: Choosing a corporate spokesperson
Hank Snork, Vice president at Subway Franchise World Headquarters

Lesson 4: Satisfied and challenged employees are the key to success
Jesse Overlorder, Head of Employee Fulfillment, Tracking, and Interrogation at Amazon.com, Inc

Lesson 5: Slam dunk! Investor relations made easy
Duane Odell, Outreach Specialist (Asian-Pacific Region) at the National Basketball Association

Lesson 6: The importance of corporate governance & building trust
Patrisse Cullors, co-founder of Black Lives Matter

Lesson 7: Identifying business opportunities in the digital economy
Andrew Morse, Former Head of CNN+


Reserve your spot today and you'll receive a copy of the hot new autobiography by Vijaya Gadde (Chief Censor at Twitter, Inc) "It's all about the context"
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Since you seem so well informed on this subject, comrade, I'm wondering if you know if the Walt Disney Company has poached Jared, of Subway advertisement fame, to take over their Public Relations campaign. He would seem like a good fit.
 
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5/4/2022, 10:08 pm
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I had not heard that, he must be out on work release, eh?
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5/5/2022, 2:07 am
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I don't know if that would be necessary, comrade. There are programs that allow prisoners to work and do Community Service™ whilst never leaving the particular facility. I'm sure that Disney could bribe some prison employees work out an arrangement to ensure Jared's time behind bars is not entirely unproductive.
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5/5/2022, 8:30 pm
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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
5/4/2022, 6:37 pm
 Good ideas cannot be kept under wraps, comrade. Nor can bad ones but that's a conversation for a different time.
It is actually quite simple.  Bad ideas are run through Dialectical something-something and come out the other end as good ideas. 
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5/5/2022, 9:10 pm
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Of course. It's always a process for The Party™, comrade.
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