Melville, NY -- Representatives of the major manufacturers of printer ink - Cannon USA, Hewlett-Packard, and IBM - were practically jumping for joy over the recently released Mar-A-Lago search warrant. These are just some of their quotes:

"37 pages of search warrant and 21 pages of it are just lines of redacted text: black ink!  The only thing left is the statute used and the name of a couple low-level Trump flunkies that should be doxxed anyway."

"'Transparency in government' takes on a whole new meaning - it's like blackout curtains over a 'transparent' window into the workings of the feds."

"That's probably not good for accountability, but it will use a LOT of ink as people print it out to examine the document."

All three mentioned how the cratering economy has been impacting their Q3 and Q4 earnings, but felt that things were now starting to look up as printer cartridge sales are expect to climb quickly in the next couple weeks.

In related news, rumors are swirling over what the FBI was looking for in the unprecedented raid on a former President of the United State's home.

In a strong repudiation of federal law enforcement overreach, the search warrant made it explicitly clear they had strong reason to suspect 
and were looking for

I have no words.

This seems to have started a fashion trend.

New from Amazon - the Government Transparency Sweater.

Oh dang, Babylon Bee scooped us on this one. Usually they're copying us...

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-suff ... -affidavit

Redact the Right Way, comrades.

Important information - this must be an FBI training class.

Most Equally Esteemed Komrad Panem Et Circenses,

You jest about that being a training video.  My former department/agency had a lot of Freedom Of Information Act requests.  We had wonderfully entertaining Computer Based Training (CBT) outlining exactly how to redact .pdf documents.  More importantly the training detailed the techniques for rendering documents unintelligible.  This was the desired result.  

Enjoying the redacted version of the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Yeah, that's what it's all about, isn't it, Comrade Red Salmon?

Brilliant!