Great Leader has directed that the new Mass Printing of Useless Paper Monies will be distributed to Party Members working solely on the new Gravitomobile technology.

Because this new tech is powered only by the Combined Mental Energies of the Party Scientists Undeniable and Immovable Consensus, no evil petrochemicals or nasty lithium batteries will be required. This breakthrough is only possible in the collective mind, something the Selfish Individualist Capitalists can't dream of.

The great Science of Collectivity can imagine anything and therefore Dreams exist as reality. No longer will the Energy of next Tuesday suffer the limitations of what-goes-up-must-come-down, or the vagaries of weather, sunlight and wind.

The Densest Minds found only in the Progressive Collective are necessary to power the Great Gravitomobile. Great Leader and the Collective Party Leaders have the required Densest of Minds to generate the Great Gravitonic Power of Gravitas.

Forward to our Collective Density, Comrades!

Most Equally Esteemed Dr. Worddust,

Might I humbly point out that a Gravity Tax™ is most assuredly called for?  As everyone is subject to the highly beneficial force of gravity, a most equal tax should be levied.  For The Children™.  The gravity infrastructure must be maintained!  The USSA must not lose Gravity Parity™ with all those other most equal nations.  In fact, the Gravity Tax™ should be administered by and used to fund Gravity Equity™ by the United Nations.  Blue helmeted Gravity Piece Peacekeeping Troops should be deployed.  An armed UN Soldier Piece Peacekeeper on every corner of every city in the USSA funded by Gravity Taxes™ extorted from joyfully contributed by the USSA subjects citizens.  

I must rest on the seabed for a moment.  This concept is too exciting for an aged fish.

Flush in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Perhaps, we should consider having choices; either a tax on air or sunshine, which I believe would generate far more capital than our benevolent progressive leaders could possibly steal use to enhance the fine art of social engineering. You see, taxing the air or sunshine would be paid by every living person, or deceased, depending on whether they voted in the last election.

Most Equally Esteemed Komrad trashmouth,

Why can't we pay a Gravity Tax™, Air Tax™, AND a Sunshine Tax™?  Perhaps a Cellular Metabolism Tax™ and an Aging Tax™ could be added?  There should be no limits on the ability of any governing body to take our ill gotten gains from us to redistribute.  We must find something for the new legions of IRS Agents to do once they have eaten the billionaires. 

Wondering just how fanciful this is in The Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

8/31/2022, 10:37 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Komrad trashmouth,

Why can't we pay a Gravity Tax™, Air Tax™, AND a Sunshine Tax™?  Perhaps a Cellular Metabolism Tax™ and an Aging Tax™ could be added?  There should be no limits on the ability of any governing body to take our ill gotten gains from us to redistribute.  We must find something for the new legions of IRS Agents to do once they have eaten the billionaires. 

Wondering just how fanciful this is in The Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Comrade Fish

we can attempt to tax the air, but that will be quite difficult to do. However, with a carbon tax, we can tax the second half of breathing. We should tax exhaling and this can be done easily with the current technology at our disposal. We need to get our best scientists and developers to devise a type of Exhalometer that all, with the exception of Party™ leadership, will be required to wear. The beauty of this device is that many in the population are now used to wearing face coverings due to Party™ requirements during the "pandemic".

I remain
Dr. Chicago

Well, Comrades, perhaps besides mandating the Exhalometer, we should also include wearing several masks, a large steel plate fastened to our backs, and glasses that reduce vision to promote ways to regulate everyone as equals where everyone would share in the dystopia of moral absolutes, where men are men, women are women, and our children curse us for forcing them to be born......

Ok, comrades? What is this "Green" gravity, sh*t? You don't fool the 'pelipsky.

Green is just a word. https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... 23090.html

Green is a word of money being printed. Green is a capitalism word. Blue is the word of subsiding oceans, the overarching sky, and the all-knowing Party.

So, stop using green, comrades. BLUE Gravity Subsidy Tax, please.

TPC re-education specialist forelock tug,
'pelipsky