Comrades!

Oh, I can hardly post this wiping the tears from my eyes! This is a plea that we can not as a Party go unheeded! This man is a victim if I have ever seen one. Clearly he needs OPM to help him struggle through this life that has been so cruel to him. He has given us a rallying cry! Come Together for Nothingness! When will this end I ask you? If we do not prevail and Hillary be crowned, this sort of abuse will continue, not just for this victim, but uncounted millions.

I know, we have The Progressive Bible, but is there one in every no tell motel? Is there one in every classroom? For that matter, where is your copy Comrade? Hmmmm?

Now this next part may be a bit too hard for weaker Party members, as our victim continues to explain some of the horrid things the imperialist hatemongers under orders of Bush, have been abusing their kids with, so watch with caution comrades.

Remember Comrades, this post was not to start a discussion on the merits of belief in "god", for of course we know there are none. This post was to show the real desperation of those who need our help, to overcome the pain of being discriminated against for believing and stating the truth that the State is the only Truth and Power. Hail Hillary!

How'd he do the voice? Sounds like Alvin and the chipmunks... speaking of which, they are making a movie about them.

You know Premier, I was wondering the same. He has some other videos in a normal voice. These videos certainly are too long to have been done of helium, yet they sure don't look as if they were dubbed in either. Only thing I can figure is that he is so victimized he talks funny, and so of course deserving of a govt check.

Hmmm, you know, both these videos appear to be done in a closed in space, so I suppose if you were to put enough helium in the room, you could do this as long as there is enough oxygen.

That would explain his reasoning....

Comrades! I have found yet another example of "Coming Together for Nothing!" This progressive Woman Gets Abortion to Save the Planet!

Had Toni Vernelli gone ahead with her pregnancy ten years ago, she would know at first hand what it is like to cradle her own baby, to have a pair of innocent eyes gazing up at her with unconditional love, to feel a little hand slipping into hers - and a voice calling her Mummy.

But the very thought makes her shudder with horror.

Because when Toni terminated her pregnancy, she did so in the firm belief she was helping to save the planet.
<br>Of course, had she only had the new CCCP card this would not have been needed.

Here's my favorite part.

Reminds me of Chairman Punchenko's character, especially when he talks about the Children™ or Macaca™ or Bushitler™.
<br>This is how he would say, "Pupovich! Don't you realize that you are delusional?! DELUSIONAL?!!!?"

How could I have missed that? Dear Lenin, those videos do sound like the Chairman. Especially the part in the first one where he says "can't you see I'm not happy" or that wonderful part toward the end when he can't catch his breath from crying... can't you just hear the Chairman crying over his broken Hummels?

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Comrades! I have found yet another example of "Coming Together for Nothing!" This progressive Woman Gets Abortion to Save the Planet!

Had Toni Vernelli gone ahead with her pregnancy ten years ago, she would know at first hand what it is like to cradle her own baby, to have a pair of innocent eyes gazing up at her with unconditional love, to feel a little hand slipping into hers - and a voice calling her Mummy.

But the very thought makes her shudder with horror.

Because when Toni terminated her pregnancy, she did so in the firm belief she was helping to save the planet.
<br>Of course, had she only had the new CCCP card this would not have been needed.

You go, Toni! Ignore the naysayers who might sneer at your noble act and compare it to throwing a thimbleful of water onto a wildfire. Never forget, every litttle bit helps, so you keep doing your part!

Here's to Toni Vernelli, Head of the <s>Bucket</s> Thimble Brigade!

Actually, even as a loyal Party member, I can truthfully say that I feel like that in the case of any one that stupid, it is just as well they don't reproduce. Of course her intent was pure, and clearly she wouldn't be in such a quandary were it not for Bush.

Well, clearly we are succeeding but I often wonder if we are a bit too successful. The Revolution may not be televised but it probably will be uploaded to YouTube.

As for Progressive self-eugenics, while it is clearly a very noble, feel good idea, does anyone else here think it might be a bit self-defeating? Maybe a few days without vodka has cleared my thinking a bit too much but something about this idea bothers me. I wish I could explain it.

Commissar M wrote: The Revolution may not be televised

I hate that poem. I denounce you for bringing up my failures last year during the poetry segment of English class and that annoying poem. You will be visited by KGB agents soon. Pack some warm clothes.

Premier Betty, inquiring Pup's need to know. What is the story behind this poem? Now don't get me wrong, if Commissar M has disturbed your peace, then I too denounce Commissar M.

Just that we had to listen to a performed version of it accompanied by bongos from a CD when we were studying poetry in English. I hate poetry. And I hate the bongos. And I hate the hippie douche bags who write poetry and fill it with their socialist/revolutionary power to the people crap. We had to write 4 poems ourselves and post it on a dumb website made by the school called 39poems.com (The website isn't working for some reason, so that's why there are no links) where everyone can read it. I didn't like it and was bored/annoyed out of my mind the entire time.

So you actually wrote that line? I hate poetry as well.

Which line? The "The Revolution will not be televised" one?

Yup. Great line though.

Its the name of a poem talking about how when the revolution comes it won't be on TV because everyone who works will be revolting. Or something like that... I dunno. It's dumb.

Don't sell yourself short, I thought at least those lines I saw here was rather good. I can see it now.... Premier Betty, the People's Poet. You eat Hot Pockets so that fits in perfect with a poets soul... LOL

READ: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Revol ... _Televised

LISTEN: https://www.gilscottheron.com/revnottel.mp3

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
a poem and song by Gil Scott-Heron

You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back after a message
bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.

DEVIL!!! Be gone SATAN!!!

And I refuse the post of People's Poet. Too much crap to deal with, and my not doing drugs handicaps me in that field.

Well, it is true... after all, one of the first things we will do is take over the Bush lap dog TV stations!

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant,

Whoa... whoa... back off now. I love those shows. We can still show the TV channel?

The Party Approved History Channel™.