Can you brush a wig without pulling all the bristles out?
Trashin' Michelle O's Fashion
1/20/2013, 4:01 pm
I concur with you, Pamski. Her hair isn't even long enough for me to restring my violin bow.
Pamalinsky wrote:Clearly, a ban on scissors/clippers is in order!
I concur with you, Pamski. Her hair isn't even long enough for me to restring my violin bow.
1/20/2013, 5:31 pm
Oh, I forgot!
Some Invisalign™ please! Oh, please, please, please!
The little people have to pay for it. You don't, Michelle! Take full advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get it for free! Trust me! It will make you more "palatable."
And, Sugar Daddy Bear, I'm very sure you could clean your teeth with Michelle's wig hair. It most likely comes from the most desirable hair of Asians: Strong, black and oh so durable.
You, a violinist? Wow! I'll bet with a few "extensions", Michelle can provide you with your violin strings. Then, you can play her like a Stradivarius!
Here's hopin'!
Some Invisalign™ please! Oh, please, please, please!
The little people have to pay for it. You don't, Michelle! Take full advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get it for free! Trust me! It will make you more "palatable."
And, Sugar Daddy Bear, I'm very sure you could clean your teeth with Michelle's wig hair. It most likely comes from the most desirable hair of Asians: Strong, black and oh so durable.
You, a violinist? Wow! I'll bet with a few "extensions", Michelle can provide you with your violin strings. Then, you can play her like a Stradivarius!
Here's hopin'!
2/4/2013, 3:20 pm
I've seen this dress before, as we all have. But, I did not realize the symbolic nature of it. Until now. It absolutely shrieks, "Black Widow!"
Can Moochelle be the "lone gunman?" One can only speculate.
Can Moochelle be the "lone gunman?" One can only speculate.
2/4/2013, 4:03 pm
Comrade Pamalinsky, when FLATUS wears that dress it expands to allow room for TWO gunpersons.
2/4/2013, 4:13 pm
Dear ROCK. I think you are on to something, here. (Just between you and me. Shhhh!)
I'm thinking differently about the "hopey/changey" thing. (If you get my drift. Heh, heh.)
It's a secret between us and us!
I'm thinking differently about the "hopey/changey" thing. (If you get my drift. Heh, heh.)
It's a secret between us and us!
2/5/2013, 9:08 pm
---and an unobserved skeet shooting at person on the grassy knoll.R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Pamalinsky, when FLATUS wears that dress it expands to allow room for TWO gunpersons.
2/6/2013, 2:16 am
High school teacher suspended for 'fat butt Michelle Obama' remark
Alabama high school psychology teacher Bob Grisham has been suspended for 10 days without pay for a rant that included calling the first lady “fat butt Michelle Obama."
During a debate-type discussion about current affairs in his class on Jan. 27, Grisham blamed the school's low-calorie lunch offerings on “fat butt Michelle Obama.'' He also added, “Look at her. She looks like she weighs 185 or 190. She's overweight.''
3/21/2013, 7:05 pm
Brits portray Michelle Obama as "queen of fashion."
https://www.today.com/style/brits-portr ... -1C8994788
But don't you dare portray her as Marie Antoinette. That's racist!
https://www.today.com/style/brits-portr ... -1C8994788
But don't you dare portray her as Marie Antoinette. That's racist!
3/22/2013, 2:35 pm
Dear Pinkie,
Based on this "stamp" of approval, it would seem that our dear FLOTUS suffers from a condition known as Prognathism (underbite, undershot jaw).
Treatment for an underbite is reserved for those cases where the malocclusion is so severe that it affects the inflictee's ability to eat or chew or close its mouth.
As an inherited condition, there is little that can be done except for careful breed selection.
Thank you for bringing this to the fore! We must show our deep compassion for dear FLOTUS by simply ignoring this.
Yours, in Stalin.
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Brits portray Michelle Obama as "queen of fashion."
https://www.today.com/style/brits-portr ... -1C8994788
But don't you dare portray her as Marie Antoinette. That's racist!
Dear Pinkie,
Based on this "stamp" of approval, it would seem that our dear FLOTUS suffers from a condition known as Prognathism (underbite, undershot jaw).
Treatment for an underbite is reserved for those cases where the malocclusion is so severe that it affects the inflictee's ability to eat or chew or close its mouth.
As an inherited condition, there is little that can be done except for careful breed selection.
Thank you for bringing this to the fore! We must show our deep compassion for dear FLOTUS by simply ignoring this.
Yours, in Stalin.
3/22/2013, 4:18 pm
Pamalinsky - you've just made a great discovery, connecting progs, such as Michelle, to Prognathism.
I love these Q&A. This sounds almost like a page from Marxists.org
Poor progs. The self-righteous expression on their faces comes with a price.
WE PUT THE 'PROG' IN PROGNATHISM!
I love these Q&A. This sounds almost like a page from Marxists.org
- What is Prognathism?
- How does my dog get Prognathism?
- How do I know if my dog has Prognathism?
- What can I do about Prognathism?
- Is there anything I can do to prevent getting Prognathism?
- Are there certain breeds that get Prognathism?
Poor progs. The self-righteous expression on their faces comes with a price.
3/22/2013, 4:47 pm
Dearest Red Square,
BS does come with a price!
That was my intention all along. Thank you for recognizing it!X!
The other thing I wished I had said when I posted this is:
I knew I hit Cube pay dirt when I looked this one up! ; • )
BS does come with a price!
That was my intention all along. Thank you for recognizing it!X!
The other thing I wished I had said when I posted this is:
I knew I hit Cube pay dirt when I looked this one up! ; • )
3/22/2013, 5:37 pm
Unfortunately, even ObamaCare may be unable to correct this malady. While it's true FLATUS has difficulty closing her mouth, stuffing it with all manner of food is not a problem. Surely another diagnosis is in order.Treatment for an underbite is reserved for those cases where the malocclusion is so severe that it affects the inflictee's ability to eat or chew or close its mouth.
3/22/2013, 6:04 pm
Hey, Crap! How's about the ol' "stick a sock in it!"? Hmmm? That can work sometimes! Yeah! Just a suggestion in the "suggestion box."
11/22/2016, 7:33 pm
Last weeks Pravda finally reached this comrades dacha with stunning news. The new FLOTUS will not be wearing shmatasclothes by Moocheles favorite designer! What ever will new FLOTUS do?
FASHION DESIGNER SOPHIE THEALLET REFUSES TO DRESS MELANIA TRUMP
FASHION DESIGNER SOPHIE THEALLET REFUSES TO DRESS MELANIA TRUMP
11/22/2016, 9:43 pm
Furthermore, Mrs. Red Square here refuses to cater beets to Melania Trump no matter how desperately the new FLOTUS will beg for them. She has just threw a new batch into the old pickle barrel to ferment, and is now baking a beet 'n' pumpkin pie and vegetarian beet turkey in the oven simultaneously, to save on coal. That should be enough to feed our entire beet kollektive, but none of that is going to Melania - any leftovers will go straight into the dog bowl, and if Melania wants, she can stand on all fours next to the dog and eat from the bowl, while we snap pictures, and call her names, and laugh like so: ha-ha-ha! But she can't take anything home to the Donald. That's just how we roll!Comrade Chernobyl wrote:Last weeks Pravda finally reached this comrades dacha with stunning news. The new FLOTUS will not be wearing shmatasclothes by Moocheles favorite designer! What ever will new FLOTUS do?
FASHION DESIGNER SOPHIE THEALLET REFUSES TO DRESS MELANIA TRUMP
11/23/2016, 8:15 pm
Comrade Red Square - perhaps we can take collective shovels and dig up Rose Garden. Who needs roses anyway. Might find spare pants suit collection left by beloved MTE and buried by evil Bushitler regime. Recycle for Melania to wear. Who knows. Might find rotten leftover beets there for them too. Serve right.
12/3/2016, 12:26 am
You know, Comrade Red, I've always held the belief, while knowing it's a huge fashion risk, that a massive display of gold lamé could easily be mitigated by a nice, sensible beige wool sweater or scarf. It's a "fairness" thing.
12/3/2016, 1:51 am
I think she might as well wear a red Pinkie's headscarf and a shovel with that dress. Pinkie's shovel looks like it's gold, and it's a nice match with her headscarf and a red potato nose.
You mean, "I may be wearing a gold dress worth of your annual quota of beets, but I'm still just as tasteless and frumpy as any of you, peasants." That kind of "fairness" with the unwashed?Pamalinsky wrote: It's a "fairness" thing.
I think she might as well wear a red Pinkie's headscarf and a shovel with that dress. Pinkie's shovel looks like it's gold, and it's a nice match with her headscarf and a red potato nose.
12/3/2016, 3:09 am
Pammy, there's one problem. That isn't lamé, that's electroplating.
Pamalinsky wrote:You know, Comrade Red, I've always held the belief, while knowing it's a huge fashion risk, that a massive display of gold lamé could easily be mitigated by a nice, sensible beige wool sweater or scarf. It's a "fairness" thing.
Pammy, there's one problem. That isn't lamé, that's electroplating.
12/3/2016, 7:39 pm
Exactly! THAT kind of fairness! Then Moochelle could look at herself in the mirror and ask, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Red Square wrote:[highlight=#ffff00]You mean, "I may be wearing a gold dress worth of your annual quota of beets, but I'm still just as tasteless and frumpy as any of you, peasants." That kind of "fairness" with the unwashed?Pamalinsky wrote: It's a "fairness" thing.
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I think she might as well wear a red Pinkie's headscarf and a shovel with that dress. Pinkie's shovel looks like it's gold, and it's a nice match with her headscarf and a red potato nose.
Exactly! THAT kind of fairness! Then Moochelle could look at herself in the mirror and ask, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
12/3/2016, 7:43 pm
You may have something there, Stierlitz. I'll bet it's bulletproof, too.
I especially like the way this design and fabric in the third photo above shows off Moochelle's curves: The boobline, the waistline and last, but not least, the crotchline, cleverly disguising her codpiece. All horizontal. Pure genius.
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:Pamalinsky wrote:You know, Comrade Red, I've always held the belief, while knowing it's a huge fashion risk, that a massive display of gold lamé could easily be mitigated by a nice, sensible beige wool sweater or scarf. It's a "fairness" thing.
Pammy, there's one problem. That isn't lamé, that's electroplating.
You may have something there, Stierlitz. I'll bet it's bulletproof, too.
I especially like the way this design and fabric in the third photo above shows off Moochelle's curves: The boobline, the waistline and last, but not least, the crotchline, cleverly disguising her codpiece. All horizontal. Pure genius.
12/3/2016, 8:40 pm
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c'mon, Comrades ‒ stop harpin' on, ja?
If you not nuanced enough, that's ethno-folklore ‒ capisci?
spiced with Pajama Boys, in background ‒ just so you know, you brutes.
well... I think, the era of White Bourgeois Supremacy is over, alright?
Here, low-brows, see some classy progress :
Comrades Amerikkkans ‒ that fella hangin' over there on the wall (painted(?), with greasy oil(?), as if there were no acrylics), that's that Delamo Rousefelt, ja? (Rousefelt, phyh, for sure a Joo.)
c'mon, Comrades ‒ stop harpin' on, ja?
If you not nuanced enough, that's ethno-folklore ‒ capisci?
spiced with Pajama Boys, in background ‒ just so you know, you brutes.
well... I think, the era of White Bourgeois Supremacy is over, alright?
Here, low-brows, see some classy progress :
Comrades Amerikkkans ‒ that fella hangin' over there on the wall (painted(?), with greasy oil(?), as if there were no acrylics), that's that Delamo Rousefelt, ja? (Rousefelt, phyh, for sure a Joo.)
12/3/2016, 9:02 pm
While I appreciate your efforts to rewrite history, Comrade Genosse, a most worthy endeavor, I must mention that the dude in the painting between the tug of war folks involved, is actually George Washington. He is saying: "WTF?" Rousefelt would not have questioned this at all.
You probably know this already, just sayin'.
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
c'mon, Comrades ‒ stop harpin' on, ja?
If you not nuanced enough, that's ethno-folklore ‒ capisci?
spiced with Pajama Boys, in background ‒ just so you know, you brutes.
well... I think, the era of White Bourgeois Supremacy is over, alright?
Here, low-brows, see some classy progress :
That fella hangin' over there on the wall (painted(?), with greasy oil(?), as if there were no acrylics, phyh),[highlight=#ffff00] that's that Delamo Rousefelt, yep? (Rousefelt, phyh, for sure a Joo.)[/highlight]
While I appreciate your efforts to rewrite history, Comrade Genosse, a most worthy endeavor, I must mention that the dude in the painting between the tug of war folks involved, is actually George Washington. He is saying: "WTF?" Rousefelt would not have questioned this at all.
You probably know this already, just sayin'.
12/3/2016, 10:51 pm
I think you meant to say, "cleverly distracting attention from her enormous codpiece."Pamalinsky wrote:cleverly disguising her codpiece.
12/3/2016, 11:11 pm
Yes, of course, that's exactly what I meant to say. Thanks for parsing my comment in such a way that can be understood by all. ; • )
Red Square wrote:I think you meant to say, "cleverly distracting attention from her enormous codpiece."Pamalinsky wrote:cleverly disguising her codpiece.
Yes, of course, that's exactly what I meant to say. Thanks for parsing my comment in such a way that can be understood by all. ; • )
12/3/2016, 11:46 pm
And then I cannot tell a lie, when held liable for ‒ alas, the poor trees! ‒ causing Global Warming.
Plus pathetic extremist, militia agitator and community disorganizer :
and wild-eyed militarist :
But ‒ as a portraitist, he was per―ma―nen―tly unfinished :
but, but, but ― let's not digress, vee haff haute couture business to do here... (comin' soon)
sure, sure I know ‒ the fella who ran around with an axe, cutting innocent trees down.Pamalinsky wrote:... You probably know ...
And then I cannot tell a lie, when held liable for ‒ alas, the poor trees! ‒ causing Global Warming.
Plus pathetic extremist, militia agitator and community disorganizer :
and wild-eyed militarist :
But ‒ as a portraitist, he was per―ma―nen―tly unfinished :
but, but, but ― let's not digress, vee haff haute couture business to do here... (comin' soon)
12/4/2016, 2:51 am
.
Comrades ‒ did you note?
White Supremacy is on the march, back from the putrid swamps, trumpeted by trumping Melania!
This is dog whistle, pure and simple ‒ all those dresses, and clothes, and gowns in pure-as-snow white, os―ten―ta―tious―ly worn by the Enemy Of The People, Melania.
She even goes so far as to mock [highlight=#000000].black.[/highlight]! (on top of that oozing depraved bourgeois sexuality!) :
Or this here :
... and just ask yourself, Comrade : how far from this gesture to full-blown Hitlergruß?
Comrade Photoshoppie will tell you : switch arms, add bubble, write Heil Trumpler!, done.
Or look here : white and white and white, and Melania exudes subservience ‒ null suffragette, just canine cringing ‒ while Trump (all white!, except orange visage) additionally mocks our ardently beloved Communism! (tie, his tie!!!)
And I tell you : Trump/Drumpf & Knavs/Knauß, zhis is as Dsherman as Bratwurst & Sauerkraut! you just wait, you soon haff zhe Hitler!*
* O tempora, o mores!
Friends of mine, near all bitten by Virus progressivus, tell me that nonstop :
yu vait, yu vait, and you vatch : zhe Hitler zhey vill haff, in zhe Amerikkka - ratzfatz, rucki-zucki!
Comrades ‒ did you note?
White Supremacy is on the march, back from the putrid swamps, trumpeted by trumping Melania!
This is dog whistle, pure and simple ‒ all those dresses, and clothes, and gowns in pure-as-snow white, os―ten―ta―tious―ly worn by the Enemy Of The People, Melania.
She even goes so far as to mock [highlight=#000000].black.[/highlight]! (on top of that oozing depraved bourgeois sexuality!) :
Or this here :
... and just ask yourself, Comrade : how far from this gesture to full-blown Hitlergruß?
Comrade Photoshoppie will tell you : switch arms, add bubble, write Heil Trumpler!, done.
Or look here : white and white and white, and Melania exudes subservience ‒ null suffragette, just canine cringing ‒ while Trump (all white!, except orange visage) additionally mocks our ardently beloved Communism! (tie, his tie!!!)
And I tell you : Trump/Drumpf & Knavs/Knauß, zhis is as Dsherman as Bratwurst & Sauerkraut! you just wait, you soon haff zhe Hitler!*
* O tempora, o mores!
Friends of mine, near all bitten by Virus progressivus, tell me that nonstop :
yu vait, yu vait, and you vatch : zhe Hitler zhey vill haff, in zhe Amerikkka - ratzfatz, rucki-zucki!
12/4/2016, 3:12 pm
You know, Comrade Genosse, I posted an inquiry regarding this same photo earlier in this thread wondering which one was the real Fannie Mae. I never got a definitive answer. After all these years of observing the current administration, I now know the answer. The question should have been: Which one is the real Freddie Mac?
12/4/2016, 11:19 pm
To which the most equal answer is : two Fannies (both ultimately* classy), one Freddie.Pamalinsky wrote:... I posted [o yep, see UPDATE above] an inquiry ... wondering which one was the real Fannie Mae. ... After all these years ... I now know the answer. The question should have been: Which one is the real Freddie Mac?
* incredible, terrific, believe me.
12/4/2016, 11:37 pm
Recommended : µ-visit @ GMU (yeah, that GMU), here.
(oh, the beauty of recursion in general, and recursive processes in particular)
12/5/2016, 12:39 am
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all you fashionista aesthetes, bitch about Moochelle till the cow comes home ‒ but you will never see Melania-The-People's-Enemy, that kkkapitalistic hussy, goin' really folksy, TARGET-style :
all you fashionista aesthetes, bitch about Moochelle till the cow comes home ‒ but you will never see Melania-The-People's-Enemy, that kkkapitalistic hussy, goin' really folksy, TARGET-style :
(it just so happened, a photog was on site)
12/8/2016, 1:04 am
Well, Comrade Red, you forgot to include the Black Widow ensemble in your most inclusive collage, but now I see why you did. Melania does the look justice! No?
12/8/2016, 10:12 am
I believe the one thing missing from all of Empress Obama's beautiful metallic outfits is an elegant helmet such as the one I have worn since it was issued to me through the People's Commissary (Feline Division).
12/8/2016, 10:53 am
Genosse Dummkopf, I hereby refer you to this old chestnut.
First Lady Michelle Obama is Just Like Me!
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:.
all you fashionista aesthetes, bitch about Moochelle till the cow comes home ‒ but you will never see Melania-The-People's-Enemy, that kkkapitalistic hussy, goin' really folksy, TARGET-style :
(it just so happened, a photog was on site)
Genosse Dummkopf, I hereby refer you to this old chestnut.
First Lady Michelle Obama is Just Like Me!
12/8/2016, 11:02 am
I have changed the subject line of this topic so the incoming First Lady, whose sense of style comes naturally to her, will not be confused with the outgoing First Lady, whose status as a so-called “fashion icon” was always manufactured.
12/8/2016, 3:08 pm
Now having said all this, why is the π red, you might ask.
Well, the choice of that color has never been clearer.
You have that bulby, round olfactory organ. For one, roundness is inseparably tied to π.
And as your fashionista-cute bulbie is the color of our.Beloved Revolution, . . . . .
P.S. Yep, fashionista-cute: the balance between your bulbie and kosynka aka kerchief is superb.
oh, thanks, Commissarka πnkie ‒ was truly refreshing.Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Genosse Dummkopf, I hereby refer you to this old chestnut.
First Lady Michelle Obama is Just Like Me!
Now having said all this, why is the π red, you might ask.
Well, the choice of that color has never been clearer.
You have that bulby, round olfactory organ. For one, roundness is inseparably tied to π.
And as your fashionista-cute bulbie is the color of our.Beloved Revolution, . . . . .
(well, you complete the equation as homework, ja?)
P.S. Yep, fashionista-cute: the balance between your bulbie and kosynka aka kerchief is superb.
12/8/2016, 5:03 pm
Not very far, Comrade Dummkopf!
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
... and [highlight=#FFFF00]just ask yourself, Comrade : how far from this gesture to full-blown Hitlergruß?[/highlight]
Comrade Photoshoppie will tell you : switch arms, add bubble, write Heil Trumpler!, done.
Not very far, Comrade Dummkopf!
12/11/2016, 4:32 pm
If you look closely, Comrade Genosse, you will see that her abdomen is all tied up with a bow. It is a self-bow, which means it is made of the same fabric as the Tannenbaum.Genosse Dummkopf wrote:and whad, no belt ???
12/11/2016, 6:16 pm
That's a real "Tuffy", Comrade Genosse. (I used to have a toilet seat with that brand name but then, I digress) Hmmm? Hows about Generism, in which the participant is rendered generic, or perhaps, Gutterism, where a participant simply dresses from whence they came, all fashionable and a perfect expression of "fairness." See Basqiuat, the movie, as an example of this. David Bowie as Andy Warhol plays a big part in this movie. It also shows how truly shallow the art world in NYC is and is a reflection of our current culture. It's a good watch.
That's a real "Tuffy", Comrade Genosse. (I used to have a toilet seat with that brand name but then, I digress) Hmmm? Hows about Generism, in which the participant is rendered generic, or perhaps, Gutterism, where a participant simply dresses from whence they came, all fashionable and a perfect expression of "fairness." See Basqiuat, the movie, as an example of this. David Bowie as Andy Warhol plays a big part in this movie. It also shows how truly shallow the art world in NYC is and is a reflection of our current culture. It's a good watch.
12/12/2016, 5:06 am
The bow ‒ or is it a tie, belly tie? ‒ to this here Trashin' FLATUS (A=Above) Fashionism thread being "Tuffy" + "Bowie". Like "stuffy" + "abdomen-bow(ie)", you defil Pammie, you.
uh, bow vs. bow(ie) : verdammt, how poor English is in forming diminutives.
(a thing I already kubistically complained, and again, but nothing ‒ nothing! ‒ changed.)
(German ‒ like any true Übermensch language ‒ has his Schleife vs. Schleifchen, of course.)
... and from a geometry viewpoint : that FLATUS bow/tie, its position & dimension kollektively and transparently refer the thing otherwise known as shlong, ja?
APPENDIX :
The NYC "art scene"...
I liked (and learned a lot from) the clear, profound, and cutting insights of ‒ wait, what's his name.. memoria, up, up!... ah, Hughes, Robert Hughes ‒ seen in (dead wood) TIME, and in his books.
In particular, Hughes' put-downs of that "scene", and especially his biting vivisection of the grandstanding fraud that Julian Schnabel is.
... ha! you too like defil (above)?Pamalinsky wrote:... That's a real "Tuffy", Comrade Genosse ... [and]
... Basqiuat ... David Bowie ... Warhol ... also shows how truly shallow the art world in NYC is ...
The bow ‒ or is it a tie, belly tie? ‒ to this here Trashin' FLATUS (A=Above) Fashionism thread being "Tuffy" + "Bowie". Like "stuffy" + "abdomen-bow(ie)", you defil Pammie, you.
uh, bow vs. bow(ie) : verdammt, how poor English is in forming diminutives.
(a thing I already kubistically complained, and again, but nothing ‒ nothing! ‒ changed.)
(German ‒ like any true Übermensch language ‒ has his Schleife vs. Schleifchen, of course.)
... and from a geometry viewpoint : that FLATUS bow/tie, its position & dimension kollektively and transparently refer the thing otherwise known as shlong, ja?
APPENDIX :
The NYC "art scene"...
I liked (and learned a lot from) the clear, profound, and cutting insights of ‒ wait, what's his name.. memoria, up, up!... ah, Hughes, Robert Hughes ‒ seen in (dead wood) TIME, and in his books.
In particular, Hughes' put-downs of that "scene", and especially his biting vivisection of the grandstanding fraud that Julian Schnabel is.
12/30/2016, 12:13 am
And they will try to turn Melania into a Siberia-fashion hack!
You know: ushanka (every Kubist knows), fufayka, valyonki.
And in hot summer - papakha.
P.S. This Powerline revue of a Fashionista burp is hilarious.
I have it from a reliable source (ex-Stasi, still "connected") : Russkies are behind this!Comrade Chernobyl wrote:... The new FLOTUS will not be wearing shmatas clothes by Moocheles favorite designer! What ever will new FLOTUS do?
FASHION DESIGNER SOPHIE THEALLET REFUSES TO DRESS MELANIA TRUMP
And they will try to turn Melania into a Siberia-fashion hack!
You know: ushanka (every Kubist knows), fufayka, valyonki.
And in hot summer - papakha.
P.S. This Powerline revue of a Fashionista burp is hilarious.
1/19/2017, 10:38 pm
So, Pinkie, what's it gonna be next?
I think you deserve to be the one to decide the next assault on the next First Lady's Fashion.
May I suggest "Flashin' the First Lady's Fashion?" Just a suggestion, of course. It can always be changed when Trump is out of office. You have set a precedent that must be honored!
I think you deserve to be the one to decide the next assault on the next First Lady's Fashion.
May I suggest "Flashin' the First Lady's Fashion?" Just a suggestion, of course. It can always be changed when Trump is out of office. You have set a precedent that must be honored!
1/20/2017, 9:16 am
Pamalinsky, had Hillary won--well, she did win, didn't she? She won the popular vote--by millions! MILLIONS, I tells ya! But--oh, hell.
Let me try this again.
Were Hillary the one being sworn in today--which she should've been, since she won the popular vote--and by millions yet! But--oh, dammit.
One more time...
Had everything happened the way it SHOULD HAVE, I might have started a new thread called Pantsuits & Potholders, or something like that. But alas.
I will pass the torch to you, Pamalinsky, and let you do with it as you will.
Isn't Melania beautiful?
Let me try this again.
Were Hillary the one being sworn in today--which she should've been, since she won the popular vote--and by millions yet! But--oh, dammit.
One more time...
Had everything happened the way it SHOULD HAVE, I might have started a new thread called Pantsuits & Potholders, or something like that. But alas.
I will pass the torch to you, Pamalinsky, and let you do with it as you will.
Isn't Melania beautiful?
1/21/2017, 12:39 am
Dear Pinkie,
Thank you for passing the torch to most unworthy me.
After Comrade Tovarich and I finished cracking up laughing at your desperate attempts to make yourself clear, I realized the task ahead is most formidable.
I mean, how can I parody someone as beautiful and classy as Melania Trump? A conundrum.
Hmmm.
I suppose I could parody those who criticize her. That's a possibility and may be the actual ticket!
It remains to be seen. If someone beats me to it, so shall it be. Meanwhile we are going through the meat grinder of moving to another state and only have two weeks left!
Happy Inauguration Day! (knowing that Hillary actually won!)
Thank you for passing the torch to most unworthy me.
After Comrade Tovarich and I finished cracking up laughing at your desperate attempts to make yourself clear, I realized the task ahead is most formidable.
I mean, how can I parody someone as beautiful and classy as Melania Trump? A conundrum.
Hmmm.
I suppose I could parody those who criticize her. That's a possibility and may be the actual ticket!
It remains to be seen. If someone beats me to it, so shall it be. Meanwhile we are going through the meat grinder of moving to another state and only have two weeks left!
Happy Inauguration Day! (knowing that Hillary actually won!)
1/21/2017, 8:17 am
... but, but, but Comrade Pammie ‒ the Enemy of Masses, OberSturmTrumpette Kellyanne C ?
1/21/2017, 5:55 pm
Bill Clinton Caught Checking Out Ivanka Trump
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1/22/2017, 10:14 pm
Three words for Bubba the Reptile: In. Your. Dreams.
Red Square wrote:Bill Clinton Caught Checking Out Ivanka Trump
Three words for Bubba the Reptile: In. Your. Dreams.
1/22/2017, 10:20 pm
Pammy, try to put yourself in his position. if you were married to an old, wretched sack of bones that constantly bitched and moaned at you and hasn't put out once in your relationship, wouldn't you be checking out other guys?
That being said, they're BOTH snakes AND creeps.
Pamalinsky wrote:Red Square wrote:Bill Clinton Caught Checking Out Ivanka Trump
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If this is true, I simply can't watch anymore tv. I am up to my neck in snakey, creepy behaviour.
The word "disgusting" doesn't even cover it. Ewe!
Pammy, try to put yourself in his position. if you were married to an old, wretched sack of bones that constantly bitched and moaned at you and hasn't put out once in your relationship, wouldn't you be checking out other guys?
That being said, they're BOTH snakes AND creeps.
6/4/2017, 9:37 pm
Some threads never die. A Greatful Nation thanks Michelle's designers for snubbing Melania.
6/11/2017, 12:14 am
You know, after observing this video again, I realized something. Bill is Hillary's “beard.” Yes! Why else would she have such a “glow” after his cursory glance at her while lusting after Melania?
Red Square wrote:Bill Clinton Caught Checking Out Ivanka Trump
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You know, after observing this video again, I realized something. Bill is Hillary's “beard.” Yes! Why else would she have such a “glow” after his cursory glance at her while lusting after Melania?
6/11/2017, 12:23 am
Excellent observation, TPC! And yes, we are all grateful! Moochelle is wearing something that must be an interpretive rendition of a "flag of the world" while Melania wears a beige dress. We all know that horizontal stripes make one look "wider". Moochelle took a true fashion risk to wear that. Melania would never do that!
ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Some threads never die. A Greatfull Nation thanks Michelle's designers for snubbing Melania.
Excellent observation, TPC! And yes, we are all grateful! Moochelle is wearing something that must be an interpretive rendition of a "flag of the world" while Melania wears a beige dress. We all know that horizontal stripes make one look "wider". Moochelle took a true fashion risk to wear that. Melania would never do that!
6/12/2017, 5:06 am
Evidently Bill has a 'lusting' fetish that the Many Titted Empress has never had enough fingernails, ashtrays, glass vessels, dishes, cupboard doors, books, car keys, lamps and other inanimate objects to be able to control him.
More evidence of his out of control lusting fetish here............................
Pamalinsky wrote:Red Square wrote:Bill Clinton Caught Checking Out Ivanka Trump
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You know, after observing this video again, I realized something. Bill is Hillary's “beard.” Yes! Why else would she have such a “glow” after his cursory glance at her while lusting after Melania?
Evidently Bill has a 'lusting' fetish that the Many Titted Empress has never had enough fingernails, ashtrays, glass vessels, dishes, cupboard doors, books, car keys, lamps and other inanimate objects to be able to control him.
More evidence of his out of control lusting fetish here............................
6/12/2017, 2:49 pm
Clara,
I think a bowl of soup would be just fine for him, as long as it's still warm. ; • )
I think a bowl of soup would be just fine for him, as long as it's still warm. ; • )
7/22/2018, 12:12 pm
It looks like ex-first lady Hillary escaped from the hospital wearing a see-through shower curtain:
7/22/2018, 1:54 pm
Ya know, Margaret, maybe it's just me but, that pattern on her hospital gown looks like a series of beer mugs, with a nice fluffy head on them. Perhaps they're a subliminal suggestion of all the times she congratulated herself on her many victories. Ya think?Hillary and her bi-colored dreamcoat!
7/22/2018, 9:44 pm
At least it was the hospital, and not the beach:
Margaret wrote:It looks like ex-first lady Hillary escaped from the hospital wearing a see-through shower curtain
At least it was the hospital, and not the beach:
7/23/2018, 1:28 pm
After all these current posts, it's obvious now! Kommissarka Pinkie's Original Post Shall Live On In Infamy!
6/5/2019, 11:15 am
The perfect outfit.
The perfect First Lady.
The perfect bookend to this topic.
Thanks for playing, comrades!
The perfect First Lady.
The perfect bookend to this topic.
Thanks for playing, comrades!
6/5/2019, 9:28 pm
Commissarka Pinkie, before we quit playing I just want to say, I totally agree with you.........BEST FLOTUS EVER!!!!!!
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:The perfect outfit.
The perfect First Lady.
The perfect bookend to this topic.
Thanks for playing, comrades!
Commissarka Pinkie, before we quit playing I just want to say, I totally agree with you.........BEST FLOTUS EVER!!!!!!
6/7/2019, 3:51 pm
The Planetary Kollektive of High Heels resolved to "grant Honorable First Lady Melania ." its Most Noble Gracefulness Prize, For Life.
The Kollektive's communiqué names the reason in one curt sentence: "For unfailingly trailblazing our delicate Kollektive into the Realm of Highest Aesthetic Nobility."
(and now this, promptly to the Bookending Ceremony:)Commissarka Pinkie wrote:...
The perfect bookend to this topic. ...
Thanks for playing, comrades!
The Planetary Kollektive of High Heels resolved to "grant Honorable First Lady Melania ." its Most Noble Gracefulness Prize, For Life.
The Kollektive's communiqué names the reason in one curt sentence: "For unfailingly trailblazing our delicate Kollektive into the Realm of Highest Aesthetic Nobility."
6/12/2019, 3:09 pm
Hey Genosse,
You knew I would eventually do this. I did my best with the new (to me) Pixelmator.
Here it is:
Hey Genosse,
You knew I would eventually do this. I did my best with the new (to me) Pixelmator.
Here it is:
10/8/2022, 5:25 pm
Time to renew the thread?
I'm sure the idea was to help Joe find his way in the crowd and stay close to his wife who looks like his favorite couch. And probably smells like one, too.
I'm sure the idea was to help Joe find his way in the crowd and stay close to his wife who looks like his favorite couch. And probably smells like one, too.
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