Let's not let the year slip by
Without looking at the sky
And remembering The People's Friend
And how she met her lonely end.
 
So many strays prowled Moscow’s streets
Searching for some scraps or treats,
But Laika got the best of all:
Some orbits in a metal ball.
 
She rose above her humble place,
First dog to orbit up in space,
Then died in her cramped berth,
A hero for a troubled Earth.
 
LAIKA THE SPACE DOG
1954*-1957
*Laika's actual birth date is unknown
 Note: Previously published content regarding Laika contained slanderous lies and misinformation by yet another rascal on Colonel O's staff who has since been reassigned to a borax mine on the outskirts of Oymyakon where he now operates a wheelbarrow.

All lies. Laika is still orbiting Earth and sending signals to our tinfoil hats. How else would you explain a perfect coordination of all progressive movements around the world? Why do you think all the nationwide protests of 2020 suddenly came into being and then stopped just as suddenly?

And how else would you explain the fact that all TV anchors on different competing channels suddenly start talking in chorus, using exactly the same phrases to deliver exactly the same talking points?

Laika lives!

Laika in recent history:

Imagine this: A very simple animation of a Laika’s boydog friend back on earth all lonely and blue for her playing the guitar part of this song for soundtrack. Nighttime. The stars are out shiny and bright. Cut to Laika happy and free looking down on him. Wrap-up you realize Laika is the one calling him sad eyes and it’s her song to him.

Or, imagine that this song is about Laika...