Comrades,

Living the life of a Peanut Butter Banana Republic Pudding is no meringue. Keeping the Bug Lite on, so that the FBI can locate the sweet sun tea, with red plastic cups, sitting atop an ice chest on the front porch in case the FBI has scheduled a 2:00 am raid on the horned lagomorph's burrow requires diligence and fortitude. Lawyering up a Peanut Butter Banana Republic Pudding on a gas stove, just in case some company of agents drops by in the wee hours of the night means constant stirring the puddin'.

Jackalopelipsky would like all TPC comrades to know that as of today, 'pelipsky can be marked "SAFE". Rumors of implosion into a debris field deep in the heart of Texazistan are not credible. As yet.

'peliipsky will continue to leave the Bug Lite on!

Turn on your Bug Lite
Let it shine wherever you go
Let it make a happy glow
For all GWONT to see 

Just like when in the '30's and '40's, all those "safe" people in Europe got to wear those armbands with a star of David...

You'll be fine. Just keep saying that. Keep the tea fresh, and you might want to put some brownies or cookies in a tray...

It's good to know that the Peanut Butter Banana Republic Pudding is not a meringue. My mother used to make lemon meringues. I'm reminded of the Peter, Paul and Mary song "Lemon Tree". Very apt for Pride Month.

"Lemon tree, very pretty
And the lemon flower is sweet.
But the fruit of the poor lemon
Is impossible to eat."

Thanks for caring that Jackalopelipsky can be marked "SAFE", comrades. Keep your own Bug Lights on.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑

6/23/2023, 11:39 pm

"Lemon tree, very pretty
And the lemon flower is sweet.
But the fruit of the poor lemon
Is impossible to eat."

 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/23/2023, 1:08 pm

Comrades,

Living the life of a Peanut Butter Banana Republic Pudding is no meringue. Keeping the Bug Lite on, so that the FBI can locate the sweet sun tea, with red plastic cups, sitting atop an ice chest on the front porch in case the FBI has scheduled a 2:00 am raid on the horned lagomorph's burrow requires diligence and fortitude. Lawyering up a Peanut Butter Banana Republic Pudding on a gas stove, just in case some company of agents drops by in the wee hours of the night means constant stirring the puddin'.

Jackalopelipsky would like all TPC comrades to know that as of today, 'pelipsky can be marked "SAFE". Rumors of implosion into a debris field deep in the heart of Texazistan are not credible. As yet.

'peliipsky will continue to leave the Bug Lite on!

Sounds good, this passes all censors... except - wait! A gas stove?  A GAS STOVE???

I know the Current Truth changes often and is hard to keep up with, but but but but.  Why do you hate the earth and insist on stealing Greta's Childhood(TM)??

Initiate order "CANCEL" on all lagomorphs - horned or otherwise - until re-education is completed.
Gas stoves kill the earth (until further notice).
 

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

6/26/2023, 2:13 pm

Sounds good, this passes all censors... except - wait! A gas stove?  A GAS STOVE???

I know the Current Truth changes often and is hard to keep up with, but but but but.  Why do you hate the earth and insist on stealing Greta's Childhood(TM)??

Initiate order "CANCEL" on all lagomorphs - horned or otherwise - until re-education is completed.
Gas stoves kill the earth (until further notice).

Not so fast. According to the ancient prophesies, the Jacklope will come forth with a mighty sword and slay the false gods of climate change and the persecutor of gas stoves and ovens.


Just because Al Gore's prophesies were wrong is no reason to laugh at dismiss others.
 

Colonel O is right, Panem. Haven't you ever heard the legendary proverb - Don't mess with Jackalopes? Especially Jackalopes of Texazistan.

Sort of reminds a comrade of the great GWONT dissident Alexander Solzhenitsyn's gulag interment musings; what if when the State Agents had the you know what beaten out of them by all the residents of the apartment complex when they came to make a late night arrest?

Stirring the State's pudding using a gas stove ought to be considered civilized behavior. It's not like 'pelipsky didn't wash paws and wear an apron, Panem.

But, such are the decivilization trends of the glorious world of next Tuesday. Meanwhile, 'pelipksy is researching how to stir up a Banana Republic Pudding using a hot rock.

Oooopsidaisy…Jackalopes in New York will be prosecuted for baking a pizza using the cooking on stone method.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/poli ... -emissions

Survival after the glorious world of next Tuesday unlikely.

I wonder if New York is also going to crack down on cooking with hot rocks.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/0 ... ts-effort/ 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/27/2023, 9:03 am

Oooopsidaisy…Jackalopes in New York will be prosecuted for baking a pizza using the cooking on stone method.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/poli ... -emissions

Survival after the glorious world of next Tuesday unlikely.

Simple to overcome. Simply claim you're a Native American, or an Aboriginal, or a descendent of slave and you can cook however you want to.
 

Maybe the pizza ovens could be modified to burn coal? or better yet, whale oil?

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑

6/28/2023, 3:11 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/27/2023, 9:03 am

Oooopsidaisy…Jackalopes in New York will be prosecuted for baking a pizza using the cooking on stone method.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/poli ... -emissions

Survival after the glorious world of next Tuesday unlikely.

Simple to overcome. Simply claim you're a Native American, or an Aboriginal, or a descendent of slave and you can cook however you want to.

Little House In The Big Woods of New York City aboriginal slave cooking tips.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/29/2023, 7:51 am

Little House In The Big Woods of New York City aboriginal slave cooking tips.

Colonel O, you are soooo right, you're on your way into left field. Cherry pie is racist, no matter how its sliced and accompanied with two scoops of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream. Don't even go there with a blackberry cobbler!! Just thinking about how racist a blackberry cobbler is makes 'pelipsky want to smash all those oblong pyrex dishes with their cool little seal lids and thermal carriers.

Whale oil butter is the future.