On July 2, an unusual occurrence rocked the White House: a plastic bag of unidentified white powder was discovered. It immediately turned into an unnerving crime scene
 

A HAZMAT team was deployed to safely remove the mystery bag from the White House and carry it to a far less important place—a public area out on a sidewalk.


The substance, found in the West Wing, was later determined to be cocaine hydrochloride, or "coke" (or— as they call it in Philadelphia—"butter").

Hunter Biden is not on the hook because he was at Camp David with the Big Guy (and because he's never on the hook), so other scapegoats suspects are being investigated.

These White House regulars declined to comment when questioned:

   

 

It's obviously not Joe's. he still can't manage to make a combination of letters mean anything.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑

7/8/2023, 8:29 pm

It's obviously not Joe's. he still can't manage to make a combination of letters mean anything.

I can imagine him thinking it's foot powder and sprinkling it in his shoes.