Some things are made for each other:  beer and pretzels, burgers and fries, bananas and sour cream, peaches and herb, sturm und drang, hot dogs and mustard, and on and on.


Evidently, Pepsi thinks some things go better with cola-infused ketchup. It's a bizarre idea that may fit well in our age of perversion but it's not being well received:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/0 ... soda-joke/

That's what they get for trying to be different.

Speaking of condiments, The People's Cube Industrial Kitchen Research Institute Plant No.5 has just shipped the first consignment of its new beet-infused ketchup, and I'm told it will soon be available at sports venues all over the USSA.

Move over, Pepsi, and let The People's Cube show you how it's done!

  

In Texazistan, there is such a condiment as Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce. Look it up, comrades. So, evidently, Pepsi thought they could horn in on the territory of horned lagomorph dogs, like a Bud Light PR Management style without substance.

Dr. Pepper Chocolate Cake, also figures in Texazistan Sheet Cake, mythology. PepsiCo is copying what has been legendary in Texazistan like Chinese Copyright Infringement on a denim jacket sleeve.

Texazistan’s Dr. Pepper condiments crush The Collective with smoked bbq and deserts.

Always use a condiment. Especially around comrades you've just met.


(Today's Safety Tip brought to you by the good folks at Svekla's...
you know it's good because it's not on the store shelves when you get inside!)

This goes both ways. Introducing Beetsi Cola!

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

7/5/2023, 7:16 pm

(Today's Safety Tip brought to you by the good folks at Svetla's...
you know it's good because it's not on the store shelves when you get inside!)

That's "Svekla" with a k not a t. I would have PM'd you about such a major triviality but our PM capability has been out of order since the end of April. So has our capability to view comrades' profile pages. When you try to do either, you get this:


Anyway, the newly formed Ministry of Condiments and Food-borne Parasite Remediation at The People's Cube Industrial Kitchen Research Institute Plant No.5 is thankful for your robust endorsement.
  
 

Red Square wrote: ↑

7/5/2023, 8:05 pm

This goes both ways. Introducing Beetsi Cola!

Comrade, I love the flavor of beets but I have a rare cola allergy that affects only one of every 933 million ape men. Is it possible that a cola-free variety of Beetsi Cola will be marketed soon to serve our infinitesimally small yet loud and ostensibly marginalized community?

(We need to know by next Tuesday or we go forward with a boycott and cancellation campaign.) 
 

Red Square wrote: ↑

7/5/2023, 8:05 pm

This goes both ways. Introducing Beetsi Cola!

‘pelipsky loves a Red Mule served in those shiny copper cups of condimentmenting beet bourbon, half a muddled lime, crushed ice, and then add a refreshing can of Beetsi. Red Mules are so next Tuesday at Tractor Barn #2 social rating The Party. Beetsi is the newest, most real ingredient, cola to hit the anti capitalist entrepreneurial supply chain of demand.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/5/2023, 9:26 pm

Red Square wrote: ↑

7/5/2023, 8:05 pm

This goes both ways. Introducing Beetsi Cola!

Comrade, I love the flavor of beets but I have a rare cola allergy that affects only one of every 933 million ape men. Is it possible that a cola-free variety of Beetsi Cola will be marketed soon to serve our infinitesimally small yet loud and ostensibly marginalized community?

(We need to know by next Tuesday or we go forward with a boycott and cancellation campaign.) 
 

Beetsi Uncola must seize market share at the former Bud Light bottling plant located outside the bypass of The Collective, that shut down when Bud Light went out of the bottling business.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/5/2023, 10:09 pm

‘pelipsky loves a Red Mule served in those shiny copper cups of condimentmenting beet bourbon, half a muddled lime, crushed ice, and then add a refreshing can of Beetsi. 

So in other words, you like your Beetini dirty.
 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/5/2023, 10:21 pm

Beetsi Uncola must seize market share at the former Bud Light bottling plant located outside the bypass of The Collective, that shut down when Bud Light went out of the bottling business.

It is our revolutionary duty.


See you next Tuesday, Comrade!

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/5/2023, 2:49 pm

  

Also goes well on road kill, treebark, and rat meat.  Recommend y'all expand your menu choices for when Next Tuesday arrives.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/6/2023, 9:10 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/5/2023, 10:21 pm

Beetsi Uncola must seize market share at the former Bud Light bottling plant located outside the bypass of The Collective, that shut down when Bud Light went out of the bottling business.

It is our revolutionary duty.



See you next Tuesday, Comrade!

Bottle Plant workers re-educational training film which starts at 00:20 - the Greek subtitles add a certain Uncola cocktail for reeducational purposes.




In demanding management bottle TPC Beetsi, the UnCola, the future TPC Beetsi (The UnCola) bottlers tell Budweiser’s management, you can’t treat your own people like this. Don’t make us open up this Beetsitov UnCola Cocktail like a Marxy Lady would on evil corrupting, Corporate Budweiser management.

TPC UnCola Beetsi heads, comrades! How do you say in Greek Formerly employed workers outside the closed Bottling Facility, located just outside the bypass of The Collective, being a part of the Beetsi UnCola Generation scene.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/5/2023, 9:15 pm

 

That's "Svekla" with a k not a t....
  
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Comrade Colonel, you'll be pleased to note that the original post has been edited. I don't make excuses, but I will observe that Obamacare still does not include vision benefits, and for this and certain advanced chronological issues, I no longer fly helicopters for the People's Army but focus these days more on agricultural issues.

Meat is still a commodity, but there might be a certain Captain squirrel that hasn't been seen around here in quite a while that may or may not be in the deep freeze. If we marinate it in Beetsicola (and a dash or several of Krasnodar Reserve™, distilled locally) as it thaws then grill it, perhaps it will still be tasty and we can serve it with Svekla's finest! and maybe some fried beet peelings...

Feel free to contact me at Tractor Barn #2 at your convenience for scheduling an "Officer's Call."

Krasnodar Reserve™ is a wholly owned subsidiary of Tractor Barn #2 distilling, brewing, and agricultural services, LLC

SemUp had the right idea in the 1970s.

Nearly Tuesday. Still no cola-free Beetsi.

The despair is so visual, Colonel Obeyezyana. What comrade put the cola in the beets? Beets from before next Tuesday never had cola in them. Never. Beets have always been the uncola of the vegetable matter on the smorgasbord at the commissary.

Did Biden put Executive Order in place to colafy beets? Beets just don’t colafy themselves like cocaine in the White House.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

7/9/2023, 1:43 pm

The despair is so visual, Colonel Obeyezyana. What comrade put the cola in the beets? Beets from before next Tuesday never had cola in them. Never. Beets have always been the uncola of the vegetable matter on the smorgasbord at the commissary.

Did Biden put Executive Order in place to colafy beets? Beets just don’t colafy themselves like cocaine in the White House.

It's not cola in the beets, it's the cola in Beetsi Cola™ that excludes the 0.00053 percent of comrades with cola allergies. This wrong cannot go unanswered.   

We march on Tuesday for fizzy beet soft drink equity! Bring umbrellas and slick NGO-manufactured protest signs. 

 

Good news—the strike,boycott and cancellation are off.

The makers of BeetsiCola™ have caved relented and are already bottling a new, cola-free beet soda, Beets-U-Up!


It's made for a discriminating adult palette but kids love it, too!