Old Joe just can't help himself. If there's any way to turn anything into a disaster, Joe will beeline in that direction.

For his visit to England, Biden's advisors told him to "just be himself." That he did.

For the inspection of the Honor Guard at Windsor Castle, Joe upstaged King Charles III by donning an "American President Hat.



Then later at a photo-op in Buckingham Palace, Joe put on his "Presidential Crown," complete with dangling electric lights.


King Charles III was visibly upset.  

Dark Biden is sending the corn pop ray gun eyes, because Joe believes his Presidential hat is a longer piece of stovepipe, than that of any British National Guardsmen.

I read just yesterday that Premier Cho Bai-Din's record remains pure and untarnished by any single good decision.

And THAT, comrades, is an Achievement we can be proud of!

FOUR MORE YEARS, FLOORWARD!

Comrades, I think that the shape of dear leader's hat should be that of a long cone with appropriate stripes and stars.