On July 20, valiant officers of the Peoples Customs and Border Protection foiled a capitalist plot to smuggle (ostensibly) illegal cocaine into the USSA right under their noses.

They sniffed something fishy about the seven wheels of cheese that a Texazistani was trying to bring into the USSA, so they cut the cheese. Inside were seven bags containing 17.8 pounds of cocaine.


The perp was turned over to the Department of Homeland Selective Security, which has preemptively stated he is not Hunter Biden

The Texazistani remains unidentified and so has the variety of cheese. Here are some guesses:

• Pecorino Cocaino
• Queso de Noso
• Coquefort
• Mozzasnowrella
• Provoblowne
• Monterrey Crack
• Gorgonsnowla
• Tootfchâtel
• Bleausnort
• Toot de Moine


The People’s News Network has not discounted the possibility that the smuggler may have intended to sell his cocaine to sharks.


https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/0 ... ed-nearly/
https://www.theblaze.com/news/cocaine-s ... rida-drugs

Scientists investigate if 'cocaine sharks' are feasting on illegal drugs in Florida waters....

Great news as our wonderful servants in Washington will have to create a ten-person committee to reward financial contributors to the party™ suggest a plan to determine and advise the appropriate initiative in order to make a recommendation to move forward™ and create another alphabet agency to study the ability of large fish who challenge the financial rewards and medicinal needs of politicians and their sons.