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The Mind of the Counter-Revolutionary Subversive

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Comrades, we've all experienced oppression. It's what the entire USSA and all of the rest of the world is founded upon. Oppressors use certain language to oppress the oppressed and the oppressed use certain language to resist being oppressed. That's why we should abolish language. It doesn't work. It just pisses people off.

However, there is an element of the collective that is propagating dangerous ideas.
For example:

"When it comes to dealing with government, you just need to be patient and accept that they are stupid but you have to lower yourself, temporarily, to their level, in order to elevate yourself."
Anonymous anti-Revolutionary, anti-Freedom Fighter, Terrorist.

Remember, comrades, the war against the collective will never end. Those who want freedom will always find a reason to hate us.

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
10/16/2023, 12:34 am
Comrades, ...we should abolish language.
 
...there is an element of the collective that is progating dangerous ideas.
Splendid idea. Let's start with the word, "progating."
 


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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
10/16/2023, 10:15 am
That word has been eliminated, comrade.

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Comrade, in support of your proposition I would point out that non-verbal communication is indeed a viable alternative to speech. After all, dogs use it all the time with a fair amount of success.

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Non-verbal communication also has advantages: no wifely nagging, elimination of nonsensical "gender pronouns" and the end of all those time-consuming deliberations in the Senate and House. 

Tip of the hat to cartoonist Tom Cheney, whose concept I've appropriated here for national jocundity reasons.


 
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