Megan Rapinoe stated in an interview this week that playing professional soccer for the US Womens National Team was the "worst job in the world."

TPC consulted with its fact-checkers: a collection of Public Bathroom Cleaners, Pest Control Technicians, Sanitation Engineers, Mortuary Attendants, Slaughterhouse Workers, Roadkill Collectors, and Coal Miners whose combined average salary is $37,462 per year (minus beet stipends).

TRUE: Professional athletics is the worst job in the world.  People only take this work when they have no other choice.

Ungrateful wretch Rapinoe might prefer driving a bus full of "Asylum-seekers"

This reminds me of an argument between the tooth brush and a roll of toilet paper.

Last year's worst job, crack whore assistant trainee, has been replaced this year by playing soccer for the US Womens National Team.

Sad trombone.

Red Square wrote: ↑

12/15/2023, 5:53 pm

Last year's worst job, crack whore assistant trainee, has been replaced this year by playing soccer for the US Womens National Team.

I miss Norm. He was hilarious.