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Poor Me: Claudine Gay

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The Harvard President, Claudine Gay, has been forced to resign by the white racist cabal that we all know runs the internet.  These evil, sneaky people have been sharing videos of Ms. Gay's congressional testimony where she equivocated on whether calling for genocide of Jewish people is allowable speech at the University she heads (spoiler: it is!).

Then they had the nerve (and the spare time) to go through her old scholarly articles and doctoral thesis to find all the times she plagiarized someone else's writings.  Equal parts nefarious and boring!

She is now requesting to be in the latest edition of Poor Me Magazine

In this issue...
Quote of the day:

"We all need the freedom to write our own truth, no matter where it came from originally."

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Panem Et Circenses wrote:
1/3/2024, 4:01 pm
The Harvard President, Claudine Gay, has been forced to resign by the white racist cabal that we all know runs the internet. 

She is now requesting to be in the latest edition of
Poor Me Magazine
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Colonel Obyezyana - I hope you don't mind that I redistribued your magazine cover to illustrate Comrade Panem's post. Sharing is caring, as Claudine Gay might say about her own works.

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Red Square wrote:
1/3/2024, 8:38 pm
Colonel Obyezyana - I hope you don't mind that I redistribued your magazine cover to illustrate Comrade Panem's post. Sharing is caring, as Claudine Gay might say about her own works.
I can't complain (I don't want to be on the cover of the next issue of Poor Me).
 


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I hear Shiela Jackson‐Lee is looking for work (since her constituents find her good enough to represent them in Congress, but not good enough for her to be their Mayor of Houston.)

She actually meets all of the screening criteria to replace Kamala Harris...

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https://www.breitbart.com/education/202 ... nyt-op-ed/

Of course, because in her academic bubble, any focus on truth is "demagoguery."

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
1/4/2024, 12:06 pm
https://www.breitbart.com/education/202 ... nyt-op-ed/

Of course, because in her academic bubble, any focus on truth is "demagoguery."
Ha ha, oh she should be a comedian (comedienne? I'm sorry I don't know her preferred gender(s))!  That is so funny. It's like she's the church lady but instead of seeing Satan everywhere, she see racists.  She has nailed the 'arrogant, clueless academic' shtick.

She's been called the slur-that-shall-not-be-named more times than she cares to count?  Is she serious?  I know she's a liberal arts person and probably can't count much higher than 6, but ... really?  Who does she hang around with, gangsta rappers?

My my, my - that is so funny.  I hope her 15 minutes of fame aren't up yet, she brightens my day!
 

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Don't care what color she is or her plagiarism. She's NOT a feminist or she would have denounced that Hamas group for what they did to those Israeli women

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I know what her problem is. I bet her bed is aligned in the wrong direction. So she should stop blaming other people. Instead, she should learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
1/6/2024, 7:36 pm
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Guys, did any of you know we could do that?
I can see where their problem lies. The Feng Shui is all wrong.
 

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Panem Et Circenses wrote:
1/3/2024, 4:01 pm
Quote of the day:

"We all need the freedom to write our own truth, no matter where it came from originally."

I love this. My own truth, originally, came out of my ass and now I can write it all over the halls of academia.

Maybe art school wasn't such a waste of time, after all.

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Panem Et Circenses wrote:
1/4/2024, 12:53 pm
Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
1/4/2024, 12:06 pm
 
She's been called the slur-that-shall-not-be-named more times than she cares to count?


Comrade, how can you have been in the beet fields so long and don't yet recognize the language? I know the un-papered citizens in the beet fields may create language difficulties but you can't be serious that you don't recognize the nuance of the Gay former president (no, I'm not talking about 'Is 'O'liness).

She's been blatantly honest about not caring about the count. 

No Party™ member, in good standing, ever cares about the count. That can always be fixed later.

The issue is always about Party embarrassment. In The Party™ of Tolerance™, that can never be tolerated.

It was necessary she sacrifice herself for The Good™ of The People™, as she stated in her self immolation statement.

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Red Square wrote:
1/6/2024, 11:28 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
1/6/2024, 7:36 pm
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Guys, did any of you know we could do that?
I can see where their problem lies. The Feng Shui is all wrong.

I seem to remember reading something about Feng Shui alignments and dynamics and that aligning one's bed parallel to a water course, like a stream, or some other source of energy, like an oven, can really change your over all mood and energy. The bad vibes can be washed away or released into the sky. Very liberating, apparently. I haven't tried it, myself.
 

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Yes, Feng Shui is a great excuse for us to say, "It's not my bad decisions, but my bed's unfortunate alignment with the toilet behind the wall that's ruined my life."

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I can see how that might be a problem. Poor alignment with a toilet can really mess up your day, not to mention your bathroom.

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This ChatGPT's response to my innocent question made me think of Claudine Gay's answers at the congressional hearing, where no definition was certain and all depended on context. It made me wonder if the rest of her scientific legacy has not been written by ChatGPT as well - except for the parts she had plagiarized from human authors.

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And the answer to my follow-up question also involves context. You don't say.

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Red Square wrote:
1/7/2024, 5:46 pm
Yes, Feng Shui is a great excuse for us to say, "It's not my bad decisions, but my bed's unfortunate alignment with the toilet behind the wall that's ruined my life."

Ha! This is exactly why we keep the lid closed on our toilet! Only after we built our house did we see the Feng Shui rule about the toilet placement and our placement being a real problem. Seems our money and fortune was destined to leave via every flush. Thank goodness for the collective supporting us with beet rations every month.



 
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