Elite Universities like University of Pennsylvania, Harvard, and MIT have strict codes of conduct to make sure the students respect one another, while allowing civilized and intelligent discussion about their different opinions.

Legal scholars from these Universities met this week to create the handy guide below.  It was created so students, Congressional leaders, and the average 'they/them on the street' are absolutely clear about what statements are allowed and what are not.

"All Jews should die"
It depends on context, but nearly always allowable in the interest of reasoned debate.

"All Muslims should die"
Islamophobia at its worst - prohibited speech 100% of the time.

"Abortion is murder"
Absolutely false and a violation of the code of conduct.  How can you 'murder' a clump of cells that just happens to look like a human baby?

"Meat is murder"
Not a violation (unless the 'meat' in question happens to be a baby-shaped clump of cells).

"Men should not be allowed to compete in women's sports"
Violation of the code of conduct.  This falls under the Bullying and Harassment section and is therefore prohibited.

"Yeah you f—ing transphobic bitch.  I f–ing see you [Riley Gaines]!"
Not a violation.  The speaker is attempting to educate."

"That's not a woman!  That's just a dude in a dress.  Why do people keep calling him by the wrong pronouns?"
Not just a violation of the code of conduct, but probably a violation of state and / or federal law.

"Make American Great Again"
Ugh, do we really even have to answer this?  NO NO NO.  Most codes of conduct actually have a specific section for this.

"America was founded on racism and all the Founding Fathers were in the KKK"
Allowed.  We can debate the specifics (the KKK wasn't formed until the Civil War and well after the Founding Fathers were already gone), but this is all part of the free exchange of ideas elite Universities are trying to foster.


Hopefully this eliminates any concerns taxpayers might have about free speech on University campuses.
 

New bumpersticker:

Everything I learned in university can be put on one bumpersticker.

According to Marx, the meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism. And since Islamic supremacists are the allies and fellow travelers of the socialist movement, the new Current Truth™ is this:

Peace is the absence of opposition to Hamas.

Red Square wrote: ↑

12/14/2023, 5:33 pm

According to Marx, the meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism. And since Islamic supremacists are the allies and fellow travelers of the socialist movement, the new Current Truth™ is this:

Peace is the absence of opposition to Hamas.

That's why college campuses are so peaceful.
 

Is there a code for if you want to sell your research to China?

Upon consideration, I updated the picture in the lead post, and used the old one to add a pronouncement from the above speech code guide.

Don't be discouraged, Comrade Et Circenses, nice as Comrade Square's update is, your original is fabulous.

 

Comrades!! It's been far too long. My kapitalist views required re-edukation, however all is now korrekt.

In regards to the diskussion of rape, it hasn't been mentioned that the kontext of rape maybe the fault of the 'rapie'. The true viktims as I see it are the Hamas peoples. If those that were raped wore the korrekt burka's, inkluding face veils, Allah would not have kompelled Hamas to do his work.

Putin_on_the_Ritz wrote: ↑

12/15/2023, 1:28 pm

Comrades!! It's been far too long. My kapitalist views required re-edukation, however all is now korrekt.

In regards to the diskussion of rape, it hasn't been mentioned that the kontext of rape maybe the fault of the 'rapie'. The true viktims as I see it are the Hamas peoples. If those that were raped wore the korrekt burka's, inkluding face veils, Allah would not have kompelled Hamas to do his work.

Speaking of Allah doing his work....

https://www.breitbart.com/national-secu ... ah-tirade/
 

Putin_on_the_Ritz wrote: ↑

12/15/2023, 1:28 pm

...t hasn't been mentioned that the kontext of rape maybe the fault of the 'rapie' [sic]. The true viktims as I see it are the Hamas peoples. If those that were raped wore the korrekt burka's, inkluding face veils, Allah would not have kompelled Hamas to do his work.

Comrade, according to Sharia Law, any woman who alleges a rape must have no less than five male eyewitnesses to corroborate her claim. However, since the only eyewitnesses are usually the rapists themselves (and likely wearing masks), the rapee seldom finds justice.

It's may be Sharia Law's cynical way of telling women to cope or may be that Moslems anticipated the "Me Too" movement over a millennia ago. Either way, until the world's intrepid fembeciles parachute in and eliminate Islamic patriarchy, Sharia Law will never become Sheria Law.


 

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

12/14/2023, 5:38 pm

Red Square wrote: ↑

12/14/2023, 5:33 pm

According to Marx, the meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism. And since Islamic supremacists are the allies and fellow travelers of the socialist movement, the new Current Truth™ is this:

Peace is the absence of opposition to Hamas.

That's why college campuses are so peaceful.

They are the Poison Ivy league
 

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

12/14/2023, 5:38 pm

Red Square wrote: ↑

12/14/2023, 5:33 pm

According to Marx, the meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism. And since Islamic supremacists are the allies and fellow travelers of the socialist movement, the new Current Truth™ is this:

Peace is the absence of opposition to Hamas.

That's why college campuses are so peaceful.

Really? Is that why? I thought it was because the kids were smoking too much beet leaves and consuming too much beet vodka.

genipero wrote: ↑

12/15/2023, 5:06 pm

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

12/14/2023, 5:38 pm

Red Square wrote: ↑

12/14/2023, 5:33 pm

According to Marx, the meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism. And since Islamic supremacists are the allies and fellow travelers of the socialist movement, the new Current Truth™ is this:

Peace is the absence of opposition to Hamas.

That's why college campuses are so peaceful.

They are the Poison Ivy league
 

Beet juice on laptop, Genipero. The Poison Ive League itch has spread to TAMU in Texazistan. "The military is a bunch of baby killers and rapists...spew, spew, spew for 5 minutes straight in 'pelipsky's face was the condolence from TAMU Academic in-law when 'pelipsky's father passed away 30 years ago.

Don't scratch, it'll just make the genocide of America become an angry hot mess in need of Trump's calamine lotion.

Aww so sorry that you have an idiot for an in-law. May your Dad Rest in Peace, Amen .

DEI policy in U.S. schools highlights humanity's finest historical traits.