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Not Satire: The American Society of Magical Negroes Movie Releases TODAY

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It's finally released!  I haven't been so excited to see any movie since Wakanda Forever.  As a light-skinned brown gazelle, I feel that films like this really speak to me and my lived experiences every day.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30007864/
 


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Be sure to catch the off Broadway magic negro show, George Floyd - The Musical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch

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I'm actually glad this film was created, given that nearly every movie or series today features at least one wise, patient, and selfless Magic Negro, who always shows up at just the right moment to offer a crucial piece of advice, a well-timed joke, or a lift, enabling the white protagonist to overcome obstacles and achieve his goals in compliance with the latest "How to Write a Marketable Movie Script" manual.

There have been so many such characters lately that it's time they unionized and appointed a shop steward to demand a better representation, not just in the movie industry, but also in other spheres of life.

Occasionally, they go on a Union strike, and their roles are then filled by wise, patient, and selfless Magic Native Americans, who show up at just the right moment... (refer to above). And when Magic Native Americans will form their own union, their roles might be taken over by Magic Mexicans, and the cycle will continue.

The only thing that doesn't change is the existence of entitled white screenwriters who depend on Magic Minorities to sell their scripts and feel better about themselves and their own completely unbiased virtue signalling.

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The good news is there are noble, selfless reviewers who go to watch this trash so we don't have to...



 
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