Reno, NV -- President Joe Biden has seen his popularity with minority voters dip lately and is attempting to shore up Latino support with a 3-day swing through Arizona, Nevada, and Texas.  The trip coincides with his staff releasing a new ad campaign: "Breakfast Tacos con Biden-Harris," aimed at the Latino voter.

Biden was seen at several campaign stops along the way, attended by heavily mustached men wearing large hats - referred to by some pundits as the 'sombreros and bandoleras' vote.

The President's speeches were touting his recent attempts to save democracy from his political rivals by having them jailed and fined.  Many in the crowd could be seen nodding in approval and murmuring 'we don't need no stinking badges.'

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

3/20/2024, 12:27 pm

we don't need no stinking badges.

 

What nation state did the Honor Guard Reception for Uncle Joe, represent? The precision, duty salutes happening between Arizona Honor Guard and Uncle Joe was the stuff of dictatorships. Uncle Joe thinks he's a POTUSTAR and Arizona Honor Guard Reception members, agree that if Uncle Joe thinks he's a POTUSTAR, then he is.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/20/2024, 1:29 pm

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

3/20/2024, 12:27 pm

we don't need no stinking badges.

 

Uncle Joe Broadcasted:

"The Latino community is critical to the value set we have. I plan on working like the devil to earn your support."

Spanglipsky

Uncle Joe broadcasted that he works for El Diablo and wants to set the asking price for each member of the Latino community.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/20/2024, 2:47 pm

Spanglipsky

Uncle Joe broadcasted that he works for El Diablo and wants to set the asking price for each member of the Latino community.

What is the asking price for breakfast tacos these days?  Inflation makes it tough for me to keep up with current prices.
 

Biden spotted on the campaign trail.

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

3/20/2024, 2:54 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/20/2024, 2:47 pm

Spanglipsky

Uncle Joe broadcasted that he works for El Diablo and wants to set the asking price for each member of the Latino community.

What is the asking price for breakfast tacos these days?  Inflation makes it tough for me to keep up with current prices.
 

Spanglipsky answer

In Texazistan, the breakfast taco market is saturated, even flooded in some towns. Breakfast tacos are being trucked into the PizzaGate Market, Look for market upsets in the latino community to reset values. El Diablo is working overtime to drive breakfast taco costs down, so his worker, Uncle Joe wins 2024.

As the flag-waving Bidenette jingoist masses were busily drooling over those hearty tacos, has the Biden administration mandated the low-rider electrification for transportation to and from the breakfast taco market? Let’s face it: Since Trump stole the election, gas prices have risen, putting a heavy financial burden on the breakfast taco and burrito market. Perhaps if Biden and Harris would take the first step to finally nationalize and confiscate the evil Big Oil and their profit schemes, it would go a long way to remove the heavy financial burden and the effects of the high cost of tacos on people who clean our houses in our Palacious gated communities and pick our fruits and vegetables. Isn’t it about time that either Joe Biden or some extraordinary Democrat government institution would finally take the first step and decide what kind of vehicle they own, who is traveling, where they are going, and how to punish them for it and make everyone feel good that having these Aztecs drive electric low riders is the breakfast of champions? 
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