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Commander: 24 Bites Later

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Joe Biden's dog no longer resides at the White House. Supposedly, the Bidens are "heartbroken" but it's hard to imagine any one of those soulless apparatchiks being heartbroken over anything.

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Commander reportedly is now living with other members of the Biden family, but bitey dogs are often euthanized and this article reads like a doggy obituary:

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024 ... incidents/

Wonder which of these two movies inspired Joe to adopt such vicious beast?

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No worries about the loss of Commander to snap to protect ol’ Joe, comrades. The Mayor of Los Angeles stepped in to bite journalists asking dumb questions about reelection. The pesky journalist felt Mayor Bass’ canine teeth sink into her face.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... hape-that/


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After the first 23 bites Biden claimed that the dog was his emotional support animal and couldn't be touched. When the dog bit the staff, it gave Biden emotional relief and comfort, keeping him in good spirits. But after the 24th bite, he forgot the words "emotional support" and called the dog "you know, the thing." That's when it was taken away. By that time Biden had also forgotten that he had a dog, so no harm done.

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Red Square wrote:
2/22/2024, 8:38 pm
After the first 23 bites Biden claimed that the dog was his emotional support animal and couldn't be touched. When the dog bit the staff, it gave Biden emotional relief and comfort, keeping him in good spirits. But after the 24th bite, he forgot the words "emotional support" and called the dog "you know, the thing." That's when it was taken away. By that time Biden had also forgotten that he had a dog, so no harm done.
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UPDATE

The House Education and the Workforce Committee has launched an investigation into the Occupational Safety and Health Administration raising the question: Is Biden's dog getting special treatment while White House staff fear getting bitten?

Mostly peaceful White House dog, Commander (file photo)
Mostly peaceful White House dog, Commander (file photo)

https://justthenews.com/nation/states/c ... estigation
 

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I'm sure Biden's dog, just like Biden's son before him, was sent to a rehab and has now been successfully retrained and rehabilitated.

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Red Square wrote:
3/28/2024, 7:28 pm
I'm sure Biden's dog, just like Biden's son before him, was sent to a rehab and has now been successfully retrained and rehabilitated.

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Thank you, Comrade, for posting this—the very picture of canine serenity—because it affords an opportunity to comment...

A dog looks so very unnatural in this "meditation" posture, and if it looks odd for a dog, think how odd it looks for a human. 

It reminds me of the old days of television when people would fuss over the perfect position for their "rabbit ears" antenna to achieve the perfect reception for TV signals brimming with trashy content.

The Yoga/Buddhist/Transcendental Meditation posture is the perfect "rabbit ears" configuration for humans attempting to tune into what turns out to be whatever is left over after we empty our minds—just like the opium of the masses, television. 

  
 

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
3/29/2024, 5:22 am
Red Square wrote:
3/28/2024, 7:28 pm
I'm sure Biden's dog, just like Biden's son before him, was sent to a rehab and has now been successfully retrained and rehabilitated.

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Thank you, Comrade, for posting this—the very picture of canine serenity—because it affords an opportunity to comment...

A dog looks so very unnatural in this "meditation" posture, and if it looks odd for a dog, think how odd it looks for a human. 

It reminds me of the old days of television when people would fuss over the perfect position for their "rabbit ears" antenna to achieve the perfect reception for TV signals brimming with trashy content.

The Yoga/Buddhist/Transcendental Meditation posture is the perfect "rabbit ears" configuration for humans attempting to tune into what turns out to be whatever is left over after we empty our minds—just like the opium of the masses, television. 

  
 

Jackalopelipsky uses wads of tin foil on “rabbit ears” to get better opium reception. Maybe Commander and Hunter do too.

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DEMOCRAT PARTY ANIMALS

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Commander featured on a 2024 White House Easter Egg, reading books with Willow, the White House cat.

"Harry Truman said if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. I got one and it bit a secret service agent."
—Joe Biden, March 28, 2024

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... attacking/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024 ... house-cat/
 




 
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