The Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry is located in the Scottish highlands and therefore subject to the new Scottish "Hate Speech Laws". After the ritual burning at the stake of Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling over Easter, for holding the absurd notion that there are only two genders and that a bloke in a skirt is not a woman (the audacity!), the ministry of Trans sent its fearless civil servant, Dolores Umbridge, to take over the reins of the famous magical school.

"Things are far worse here at Hogwarts than I thought," shouted Umbridge at the gathered staff. "There are only bathrooms for boys and girls. What about all the other genders? And why do children learn practical stuff here like altering reality with spells through their own effort and hard work? They should just memorize the Communist Trannifesto like in all public schools."

After daring to protest, the old principal Albus Dumbledore was promptly sent to Transkaban, the magical prison for people who are tired of the endless trannie nonsense korrekt opinions.

It is presumed that the negative influence of Lord Nomdemort ("Lord Deadname" in English) is present at the school. After the expulsion of all teachers and their replacement by government approved diversity therapists, it is hoped that things will start to go better for the venerable establishment.

One of the new students is Janet Yellen, US Treasury Secretary, who hopes to learn the spell to magically conjure up trillions of new dollars for her corporate friends without causing inflation.

In the progressive witch hunt, the witches hunt YOU!

And then they judge you and penalize you.

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4/2/2024, 11:39 am

After daring to protest, the old principal Albus Dumbledore was promptly sent to Transkaban, the magical prison for people who are tired of the endless trannie nonsense korrekt opinions.

What level of 'tired' earns the prison term, Minitrue? Is there a range chart that indicates not tired, tired, and extremist tired of hearing korrekt opinions?

Or, should the adamantly tired just wait for the Witch Hunt to 'out' them?

Comrade, Red Square, you should amend your thoughts: In the progressive witch hunt, the witches provide a witches-approved attorney to create a lawsuit to hunt YOU! And then the judge will create a gag order to silence you before penalizing you! This is known in some Muggle circles as Witchfare!