Comrades, as you know, I am always on the lookout for new and exciting developments to help the Revolution and keep the People safe, secure, in the dark, and with less CTU to weigh them down. With that in mind, I have two new additions to offer.

First I would like to introduce a product I am most excited about. It can multi-task as an inexpensive method of retribution against my enemies Enemies of the State, an exotic pet, and an Erectile Dysfunction agent. May I introduce to you, Marshal Pupovich's Wandering Spider Venom and ED Potion! Comrades, one "applicaton" can kill a person in about 25 minutes and stimulates an hours-long erection in men! The cost of this product is so low you would not believe, however, the antidote does cost extra.

I am also pleased to introduce my latest invention to protect your hard earned appropriations and collectibles from being purloined by a well known comrade.

Comrades, I present to you....

Meow Begone!



How does this product work you may ask yourself? It is simple Comrades. Years of research has shown that all one need do is place a block of Meow Begone cheese on your back porch or where ever you may keep your valuables. Meow can smell a trap from a long way off and will quickly head to some other comrade who was not wise enough to purchase this!

Marshall Pupovich,

I hope the Chairman doesn't see this attempt to besmirch his reputation.
The Chairman is one of the Party's greatest Redistributer's and his goal is to do all he can for the Children™. Is it wrong to take care of the Children™ with donations from Comrade's who've gotten a "more equal" stipend from the State? Of course, not.

I see the spider was found at Obama's favorite food store! No wonder he likes shopping there so much. I knew it had nothing to do with arugula.

I'll take a gross of each of the ED Cure Spider Venom and Meow Begone, assuming I can credit my purchase against my forthcoming Obama tax cut stimulus rebate something or other payment. If not, I have an AIG bonus check here somewhere.

Marshall Pupovich,

You could make a fortune selling spiders and the antidote to members of Congress, especially to Bwarney Fwank and Chris Dodd. They would be in a constant state of arousal when they craft legislation to implement the Party's will. Then, they could really give it to the Amerikkkan sheeple.

May His O'lyness bless you with Universal Health Care and a large stimulus package!!

I see the spider was found at Obama's favorite food store!

What is food store?

What if shovel is only valuable?

Is cheese, people's cheese?

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Marshall Pupovich,

I hope the Chairman doesn't see this attempt to besmirch his reputation.
The Chairman is one of the Party's greatest Redistributer's and his goal is to do all he can for the Children™. Is it wrong to take care of the Children™ with donations from Comrade's who've gotten a "more equal" stipend from the State? Of course, not.

Comrade, must I state the obvious? How can one besmirch the Chairman's reputation? I mean after all the things he has done what could I possibly do to add to his reputation? You are correct Comrade, there is absolutely nothing wrong with every effort the Chairman makes For the Children™, just as I have given it all.I just do not wish to do more For the Children™ than I already do in order to not embarrass less capable comrades, so I must use Meow Begone to make sure he doesn't take yet more. Of course, you can feel free to not use this fine product. Otherwise.... how many orders can I put you down for?

Opiate of the People wrote:I'll take a gross of each of the ED Cure Spider Venom and Meow Begone, assuming I can credit my purchase against my forthcoming Obama tax cut stimulus rebate something or other payment. If not, I have an AIG bonus check here somewhere.

You make a wise choice Comrade Opiate, however, while I wish I could, Inner Circle ethics rules prevent me from taking credit. I am sure you understand. However, I have your order ready as soon as your check or money order arrives. I just hope the Chairman doesn't come for one of his appropriation gathering missions in the meantime.

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Marshall Pupovich,

You could make a fortune selling spiders and the antidote to members of Congress, especially to Bwarney Fwank and Chris Dodd. They would be in a constant state of arousal when they craft legislation to implement the Party's will. Then, they could really give it to the Amerikkkan sheeple.

May His O'lyness bless you with Universal Health Care and a large stimulus package!!

Alas Comrade, I do not believe those two need and ED portions to keep their "pole numbers" up when they are crafting the Peoples legislation. "Is that a stimulus package in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Gulag Man wrote:

I see the spider was found at Obama's favorite food store!

What is food store?

What if shovel is only valuable?

Is cheese, people's cheese?

Comrade Gulag, I can see you have been in the KMRC for an extended stay. This is a good thing, there is a bright future for shovel experts in the coming years.

The Chairman is more equal than myself when it comes to doing the work of the Party and taking care of the Children™. I will let him take whatever beets and potatoes I may have if it will help the Party.

The only things I have to offer the Chairman are the diverted packages and checks I receive from the Postal service distribution center, where my cousin Boris works. I'm only a dedicated and loyal worker for the State on one of the many Collective farms.

Thankfully, I've been able to apply more fertilizer to the beet fields, thanks to you, Marshall Pupovich. Your armada of talent-shitting birds left behind many truck loads of bird poop. I will have a bumper crop of beets and potatoes for the State when harvest comes.

Thank you for your kind offer to order some of the Meow Begone repellent, but I don't think I'll be needing any.

Komrade Zarkof, do not feel so less equal....trust me, the Chairman could always find something besides beets and potatoes that he could abscond from even the lowliest hovel.

BTW, when you say you have a "bumper crop" for the state, I assume that you have not exceeded your 5 year plan by more than your Over Fulfillment Plan authorizes?

Oh, Marshal Pupovich, I hope what you say is true.

If I used your cheese, would I be able to keep the items my cousin sends me every month? Would I need to just place one at both doors or do I need to use one at every window and door?? How about the chimney?? Would I need to place one there as well, in case he decided to "drop in"??

Don't worry about the harvest for this year. I will give a complete accounting to the Party when the harvest is taking place. If I do a good job, do you think I'll be able to get a new pick for the winter potato harvest?

Research so far has shown that one package of Meow Begone placed at your door is sufficient in that Meow can smell a trap from a distance. Of course, when I thought you only needed one, I assumed that your hovel only had one entry way. Do you have a multi-entrance hovel Comrade? Do you have the required Form MX-Entry 1554 EZ permit that allows you such a luxury?

I have only one door and a chimney in the cave that I live in, Marshal Pupovich. Praise Lenin that I'll only need one Meow Begone for my humble abode.

mmmm so kill the chariman but his own member will be an erect statue for hours after his passing? Interesting prospect. Run that up the flagpole and see who salutes it. I'll ready the BMP

I've got a stockpile of the "Meow Begone" in a secret bunker, thanks Marshal Pupovich!

Commissar L.R. Star wrote:mmmm so kill the chariman but his own member will be an erect statue for hours after his passing? Interesting prospect. Run that up the flagpole and see who salutes it. I'll ready the BMP

Leave it to you Commissar to comment on this most important feature of Marshal Pupovich's Wandering Spider Venom and ED Potion.l This feature has the added benefit of allowing one to stack non-O2 consuming comrades, ease transport, and many other uses. Imagine, now one can use these otherwise useless corpses as a door stop, as a memo stand, and as you suggested, some could prove useful as a flag pole.

Commissar_Elliott wrote:I've got a stockpile of the "Meow Begone" in a secret bunker, thanks Marshal Pupovich!

One can never have too much of a good thing can one Comrade? The only thing that bothers me is that I am surprised the Chairman has not come around demanding a percentage. I suppose that just goes to prove how effective my Meow Begone is!

I'd say you are right, one can not have too much of a good thing, and Meow Begone is that effective, course, if he comes around, I can always bring some of mine around.

Between Meow Begone, and his unbridled compulsion for debauchery at the cost of others, I for one can rest easily at night.

I hate to tell all you comrades, but Meow is raking it in on Meow Begone. He <i>owns</i> the cheese factory that makes it. I just happened, ahem, to find out about it and was keeping quiet for which Meow gave me a not inconsiderable stipend. This was for revealing that it doesn't affect him in the slightest and is no more effective in getting rid of Meow, against his will, than say a copy of <i>Mein Kampf</i> would be.

Unfortunately Meow is a bit behind in his payments now and so I consider it a duty to my fellow comrades to let all of you know to keep your money in your pockets. You do not have to buy Meow Begone.

And I expect that half of the money that you will save on Meow Begone will be sent to

Commissar Theocritus
#13 Pustule Lane
Culo de Pecos, Texas 79772

Commissar Theocritus, why would you wish to try and ruin a good thing for me? Of course the Chairman knew about this, how else do you think I was able to get him to pose for the picture on the package? He was getting his percentage alright, but he also kept away from Meow Begone customers for repeat sales. But now with your treachery, perhaps I should reveal that the Chairman has bought stock in my Talent Shitting Pigeons, but needs to test them out in action again?

Ah, Pupovich, I thought that you would try to retaliate with your talent-shitting pigeons. I have prepared myself.

I gave Bruno a .22 and told him that the pigeons have diamonds in their craws. They don't, of course, but he's such a dimwit that he doesn't know that. He thinks that Barbara Streisand has a brain--need I say more?

So I don't think I'll have any more trouble with your talent-shitting pigeons.

But this is all just a kerfuffle between friends. I'll be a good deal nicer when gas gets to $8/MCF and oil $60/BBl.

[ off ]This would help me financially but would also revitalize the onshore drilling industry rendering us a good deal less vulnerable to the caprice of foreign nuthjobs like Chavez and Ahbeenafuckingjerk, especially since His O'liness has within the first 30 days told the world that he's a complete foreign-policy featherweight.

Not to mention Amafuckndhimijad isn't in the mood to talk peacefully with the SOBama.

He mused and said, "Hmmm. I know that if we nuke Israel we'd lose about 5 million people. Worth it!"

There's no doubt he'd nuke Israel if other countries weren't around.

He's better hurry. Israel will probably take him out and frankly I wish that they would. They're the only nation in the world, as it stands now, which may be here in another 50 years considering the Islamism that's on the rise. I do not except the Netherlands or France to be in their current forms in 30 years.

SOBama has nominated Harold Koh to be legal advisor at State, and this bozo says that the US ought to obey international law <i>at home</i>. Yeah. Also that he thought that Sharia might be applied in U. S. Courts.

This may be worse than the tax cheat Geithner.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Ah, Pupovich, I thought that you would try to retaliate with your talent-shitting pigeons. I have prepared myself.

I gave Bruno a .22 and told him that the pigeons have diamonds in their craws. They don't, of course, but he's such a dimwit that he doesn't know that. He thinks that Barbara Streisand has a brain--need I say more?

So I don't think I'll have any more trouble with your talent-shitting pigeons.

It is good you are so positive Commissar, this will only make for a good test for my Stealth/Homing/Invasive/Training recently developed for the secret Stealth Pigeon program. As it happens, we have a variety of countermeasures other than stealth. For instance, Brabara Streisand chaffe and Carmen Miranda Flares should Bruno take notice, which let's face it, not very likely.

Oh my god! Streisand chaff? Say it is not so, Pupovich! Say it is not so!

The idea of my Rancho being covered by shiny little bits of Streisand chaff, singing "Memories" and "The Way We Were" is more than this old Progressive can bear.

That's it. I'm going to my bunker in one of the limestone caves in the outthrust.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:He's better hurry. Israel will probably take him out and frankly I wish that they would. They're the only nation in the world, as it stands now, which may be here in another 50 years considering the Islamism that's on the rise. I do not except the Netherlands or France to be in their current forms in 30 years.

SOBama has nominated Harold Koh to be legal advisor at State, and this bozo says that the US ought to obey international law <i>at home</i>. Yeah. Also that he thought that Sharia might be applied in U. S. Courts.

This may be worse than the tax cheat Geithner.

It would definitly make things a heck of a lot safer for the world and the Mid East, but I'm willing to bet Israel isn't going to do that because they are more concerned with the Palistines, which is fine, but I'd be willing to bet they don't want to set the fuse off which Amafuckingdhimijad will launch his nukes to America (after all, it was America which told Israel to go (sarcasm))

Heck, I never expected Europe to be the same in 30 years, because as you and I and a lot of others have said on here, "There will not always be an England" (sub "Europe" for "England").

Putting international law at home? Why don't we burn down D.C. and relocate to the U.N. , better yet, why don't we relocate to Terhan.

Gulag Man wrote:

I see the spider was found at Obama's favorite food store!

What is food store?

What if shovel is only valuable?

Is cheese, people's cheese?

Comrade Gulag Man,

What is food store? If you are a member of the Party, a food store is where you can purchase your food. If you are a member of the proletariat, a food store is a safe place you find to hide your rations so others won't steal them, if by some extraordinary means, you manage to have left-over rations.

Is cheese, people's cheese? Of course it is, dear Gulag Man... everything belongs to the people. But as most people have little experience managing valuable things like cheese, clothing and shelter, the Party magnanimously looks after your cheese for you, so you won't do something irresponsible with it, like, for example, eating it.

What if shovel is only valuable? If your shovel is your only valuable, then you have nothing whatsoever to worry about. Meow has never touched a shovel in his life.... and I should know.

Sister Massively Opiated
Kommissar of Housekeeping

Gulag Man, Sister has a valid point. Bear in mind that since everything is the people's that means that everything is rationed. The only thing that is free is the weeping sores and lesions of Meow.

<i>Those</i> get passed around like, well, weeping sores and lesions. But being Meow they are particularly virulent and hard to kill. The last time that he was at the Rancho I had to buy up every single Z-pack in El Paso, just for the furniture.

Dearest Theo,

You should have called. I would have had my Jewish grandmother come and re-upholster all your furniture with plastic sewn right on top of the fabric... she'll even cover naugahyde with plastic... She's Jewish... She's a grandmother... it's what she does... You've never seen a velvet covered couch until you've seen one with plastic upholstered right on top of it. I still have skin missing from sitting on my grandmother's furniture as a child, while wearing shorts. Nothing says grandmother like that particular tearing of skin sound of getting up from a dining room chair after a Friday night dinner.

I haven't visited her in Regina since 1988 - though she comes to Toronto twice a year - and the skin grafts are only just being completed.

That aside, Housekeeping does have a proprietary formula for Meow's lesions... otherwise we'd be forever having to burn his sheets and underwear in a EPA approved HazMat incinerator and we already blow too much of our budget on Tyvek suits just to take care of his room. I'll send you some next time he threatens to drop by.

My dear Sister,

Your kind offer of Meow-disinfectant formula brought tears to this old socialist's eyes. And I didn't think that anything could top the emotional rush I felt when European socialists were suggesting that America being perhaps too socialist. Now you and I know that that can never happen--being too socialist that is, unless you're in the upper 50% of the earners. If you, like me, have taken the lessons of Ayn Rand to heart but most certainly now in the way that she intended them to be taken, then you make damned sure that you don't fall into that upper half, or you bribe your dearly beloved comrades to STFU that you do.

I had a great grandmother who upholstered fabric with plastic, and she wouldn't even let people sit on it then. Which didn't much count because no one wanted to see her anyway except her daughter, my grandmother, and since I still keep my favorite fork for sticking in my eye to relieve the pain of talking to that old bitch, I didn't have to put up with my great grandmother.

But I do have a picture of her--about 95 pounds, straggly hair, tiny beady coal-black eyes, and not a tooth in her head. When I have a house guest who, like fish, is starting to stink, I trot the picture in to overlook the guest bed. Normally I keep it in a drawer in the kitchen to make yoghurt, but difficult times require difficult solutions.

Ah. It's nearly quitting time and I shall go home to prepare for my ten-nights-on-the road Grand Progress across Texas.

In the interests of the proper frugality of a socialist, I'm going to stay in an old 1910 bank building in Houston, the Hotel Icon. Perhaps I can get a room from which some bankers defenestrated themselves in 1929. One can only hope.

Comrade SMO! How wonderful it was to come here and see your wise posting. I do hope that your stipends have been on time and sufficient, your beet and potato vodka allotment is overflowing, your shovel sharp, and your dolphin pod trustworthy.

I was coming here to chat with the Commissar who stabbed me in the back er...is trying to sell short...er...questioned the effectiveness of my featured product, Meow Begone. But finding you here simply makes me faint with the warmth of Inner Circle harmony, for after all, we are all in it together da? Besides, I do believe he got the point when I pointed out some of my new improvements in the Talent Shitting Stealth Pigeons.

Sadly I must report that I have discovered yet another weapon being developed by the reactionary Class Enemies here in my home town! They are planning on having one of those "Tea Parties" here in Baton Rouge, and needless to say, as Marshal it is my duty to confront these enemies in person. But even I, as brave and courageous as any Inner Circle Comrade, was a bit shaken when I witnessed this:



Dear Lenin! Look at the size of those things! Clearly this reactionary has been double dipping or more from the People's mammary pool! I hope to confront this Criminal in person, but I fear the potential of one of those things exploding in my face!

Pupovich, this woman is a reactionary and that means that they are really the fruit of the oppressed underclasses.

Some underpaid worker grew them.

Like Michael Moore.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Pupovich, this woman is a reactionary and that means that they are really the fruit of the oppressed underclasses.

Commissar, do you need a refresher course at the KMRC? Yes, this this...."woman" is a reactionary, but the reactionary class is not the fruit of the oppressed underclass. This honor would lie with me, and presumably you, and all Party members. Would you have called my Uncle Iosef a reactionary? Not for long Comrade.

No, no, no, Pupovich. She's a reactionary because she opposes the Light and Beneficence of His O'liness, our redeemer and savior, sorry, saviour, who will lead us beside the stilled waters into the higher reaches of complete dependency and entitled grievances.

She is a reactionary because she opposes the confiscation of OPM.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Comrade SMO! How wonderful it was to come here and see your wise posting. I do hope that your stipends have been on time and sufficient, your beet and potato vodka allotment is overflowing, your shovel sharp, and your dolphin pod trustworthy.

I was coming here to chat with the Commissar who stabbed me in the back er...is trying to sell short...er...questioned the effectiveness of my featured product, Meow Begone. But finding you here simply makes me faint with the warmth of Inner Circle harmony, for after all, we are all in it together da? Besides, I do believe he got the point when I pointed out some of my new improvements in the Talent Shitting Stealth Pigeons.

Sadly I must report that I have discovered yet another weapon being developed by the reactionary Class Enemies here in my home town! They are planning on having one of those "Tea Parties" here in Baton Rouge, and needless to say, as Marshal it is my duty to confront these enemies in person. But even I, as brave and courageous as any Inner Circle Comrade, was a bit shaken when I witnessed this:



Dear Lenin! Look at the size of those things! Clearly this reactionary has been double dipping or more from the People's mammary pool! I hope to confront this Criminal in person, but I fear the potential of one of those things exploding in my face!

Marshal Pupovich,
My thoughts and prayers will be with you as you and your army as you confront these evil crapitalists. If you are worried about crapitalists mammaries exploding, may I suggest roit shields? You do have to watch out, as it's like napalm when these bombs go off, if the liquid contacts your skin, it burns, like acid.

Also, if you do confront one of these crapitalist "women", make sure you have one of our female comrades, like Pinkie or SMO, on hand when you interview them.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:No, no, no, Pupovich. She's a reactionary because she opposes the Light and Beneficence of His O'liness, our redeemer and savior, sorry, saviour, who will lead us beside the stilled waters into the higher reaches of complete dependency and entitled grievances.

She is a reactionary because she opposes the confiscation of OPM.

Very correct Commissar, your earlier post made me fear that your continued exposure to Meow seepage had effected your thinking and had your class definitions mixed up. Now about your traditional party backstabbing job you did on me, after reflecting upon this, I really do not relish letting loose my stealth pigeons upon you for merely engaging in a little bloodletting among comrades. So I assume the traditional cut will be sufficient for you to not disparage the effectiveness of Meow Begone? I suppose I really should have let you in on my scam IPO,

Commissar_Elliott wrote: Marshal Pupovich,
My thoughts and prayers will be with you as you and your army as you confront these evil crapitalists. If you are worried about crapitalists mammaries exploding, may I suggest roit shields? You do have to watch out, as it's like napalm when these bombs go off, if the liquid contacts your skin, it burns, like acid.

Also, if you do confront one of these crapitalist "women", make sure you have one of our female comrades, like Pinkie or SMO, on hand when you interview them.

You can be certain I will be taking all necessary precautions. That is an excellent suggestion, that I have Pinkie or SMO in attendance should it become necessary for me to confront that ghastly woman with the overblown mammary. They are enough for me to spew when I think of all the "wealth that she could redistribute" with our comrades of the female persuasion.

Pupovich, it is only my esteem for you which makes me engage in ritualistic fraternal backstabbing.

I ask you: have I <i>ever</i> rolled up at your house to escort you to Jifi-Lobo?

No. So you know my esteem for you.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Commissar_Elliott wrote: Marshal Pupovich,
My thoughts and prayers will be with you as you and your army as you confront these evil crapitalists. If you are worried about crapitalists mammaries exploding, may I suggest roit shields? You do have to watch out, as it's like napalm when these bombs go off, if the liquid contacts your skin, it burns, like acid.

Also, if you do confront one of these crapitalist "women", make sure you have one of our female comrades, like Pinkie or SMO, on hand when you interview them.

You can be certain I will be taking all necessary precautions. That is an excellent suggestion, that I have Pinkie or SMO in attendance should it become necessary for me to confront that ghastly woman with the overblown mammary. They are enough for me to spew when I think of all the "wealth that she could redistribute" with our comrades of the female persuasion.

Just watch out for the Pinike's shovel, I have had the fun of having that shovel hit me in the front of my face, man did that hurt.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Pupovich, it is only my esteem for you which makes me engage in ritualistic fraternal backstabbing.

I ask you: have I <i>ever</i> rolled up at your house to escort you to Jifi-Lobo?

No. So you know my esteem for you.

Yes Commissar, were I not Inner Circle, I could almost feel guilt for not letting you in for the IPO on Meow Begone. It has been quite profitable.

Commissar_Elliott wrote: Just watch out for the Pinike's shovel, I have had the fun of having that shovel hit me in the front of my face, man did that hurt.

I can not imagine Commissarka Pinkie ever attempting such a thing aimed at me given that she is so dedicated to the Party and progress. not to mention Hope. One can only wonder what you did that she felt left her no option?

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Commissar_Elliott wrote: Just watch out for the Pinike's shovel, I have had the fun of having that shovel hit me in the front of my face, man did that hurt.

I can not imagine Commissarka Pinkie ever attempting such a thing aimed at me given that she is so dedicated to the Party and progress. not to mention Hope. One can only wonder what you did that she felt left her no option?

Check out the "National Denounce a Comrade month" article, use this link and you'll see what I ment.

I can personally say that Pinkie has been nothing less than charming to me. Of course I do have some photos...

Commissar_Elliott wrote:Check out the "National Denounce a Comrade month" article, use this link and you'll see what I ment.

Oh, I remember that, but one can hardly blame the Kommissarka for that can one? (And in this way I protect my own sweet self.)

Commissar Theocritus wrote:He mused and said, "Hmmm. I know that if we nuke Israel we'd lose about 5 million people. Worth it!"

I thought that the use of nessary large explosive devices was something looked down upon.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Commissar_Elliott wrote:Check out the "National Denounce a Comrade month" article, use this link and you'll see what I ment.

Oh, I remember that, but one can hardly blame the Kommissarka for that can one? (And in this way I protect my own sweet self.)

Well, at least I still have my personality.

Yes, Elliott, you have your personalty as long as you don't use the gift card to Jifi-Lobo--which is in the mail to you right now.

You cannot be a good comrade without Jifi-Lobo.

I do hope you notice Commissar, that I have said nothing of the true nature of your Jifi=Lobo enterprise..... and oh yes, I know.... I know....

I think my brother could use a round at jifi-lobo. It might help me here at my house government-given appartment.
Also, he gets the mail before I do, so he'd get the news about a jifi-lobo trip.

Don't ever sneer at Jifi-Lobo. All your problems just vanish. Along with your continence but that's another story.

I didn't say I was sneering it, I was just suggesting my bro could use a round or two of it.

Elliott, even here on vacation when all my efforts have been directed toward organizing the hotel staffs to rebel against the revolting guests, er, except of course me, I have once or twice turned on the television to be shocked by what I saw. Just this morning I saw a scroll of a man who was saying very discourteous things about President Zero's European trip--his self-abasement, his revisionist history and his appeal for help from the Euroweenies. Who instantly saw him to be an exiguous nullity--and that's not redundant. The author was Charles Krauthammer.

Who must be destroyed. There are times that I cannot help thinking, "<i>Rem acu tetigisti</i>", as Jeeves would say, or "You have touched the thing with a sharp stick." Then I realize that he is mocking His O'liness, which just won't do. And the television had a pundit on it who sniffed and said, "I don't know which trip he was watching." I didn't know that His O'liness gave two speeches.

Oh wait. I did. I believe that I heard that his TelePrompTer was schizophrenic. Which explains a lot. The man who was sniffing at that Krauthammer man had to be right because he was on MoonbatShitforbrainsNBC.

Because discourteous thoughts about President Zero cannot be tolerated, I have ordered for each Jifi-Lobo one of these:


I am sure that they will give satisfaction.

The jar is for the bits that you may want to keep on the mantle, like a kidney stone.

On vacation....again.... Commissar? Well, I suppose a progressive mind needs progressive rest.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Elliott, even here on vacation when all my efforts have been directed toward organizing the hotel staffs to rebel against the revolting guests, er, except of course me, I have once or twice turned on the television to be shocked by what I saw. Just this morning I saw a scroll of a man who was saying very discourteous things about President Zero's European trip--his self-abasement, his revisionist history and his appeal for help from the Euroweenies. Who instantly saw him to be an exiguous nullity--and that's not redundant. The author was Charles Krauthammer.

Who must be destroyed. There are times that I cannot help thinking, "<i>Rem acu tetigisti</i>", as Jeeves would say, or "You have touched the thing with a sharp stick." Then I realize that he is mocking His O'liness, which just won't do. And the television had a pundit on it who sniffed and said, "I don't know which trip he was watching." I didn't know that His O'liness gave two speeches.

Oh wait. I did. I believe that I heard that his TelePrompTer was schizophrenic. Which explains a lot. The man who was sniffing at that Krauthammer man had to be right because he was on MoonbatShitforbrainsNBC.

Because discourteous thoughts about President Zero cannot be tolerated, I have ordered for each Jifi-Lobo one of these:


I am sure that they will give satisfaction.

The jar is for the bits that you may want to keep on the mantle, like a kidney stone.

Well this explains why Ivan Benitov's brain is so well intact.

I personally have always suspected Betinov of having a Potemkin Brain in a jar.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I personally have always suspected Betinov of having a Potemkin Brain in a jar.

Hahaha. . .crazy ship captain for thinking himself greater then his crew.

Pupovich, I say vacation but it's really only partly that. Everywhere I go I spread dissent among the staff, telling them how they are exploited by the rich capitalists pigs.

And organize so that they go on strike.

As my car pulls out of the garage going to the next hotel, of course.

I am all for the worker, as long as the worker works for me. For I am a <i>made progressive</i>.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Comrades, as you know, I am always on the lookout for new and exciting developments to help the Revolution and keep the People safe, secure, in the dark,

Finally, a tool we can use to spread the wealth while running over American Values.

Note:
This is the high capacity version
Seat belt are installed for the road is sure to be bumpy
Window are bullet proof
When the sun is overhead it is dark inside

Commissar Theocritus wrote:I personally have always suspected Betinov of having a Potemkin Brain in a jar.

You mean.... you mean Comrade Betinov is only faking having donated his body to the Party? That brain in a jar is not him? I think we need to get to the bottom of this Commissar!

dear Gulag Man

Gulag Man is having tears in eyes as he reads this. Dear Glorious Comrade Sister, it would be my honor to shovel many times for you. My shovel is sharp and ready. I will shovel for you after beet harvest and potato harvest. I will shovel at night for you.


Most esteemed Comrade Marshall Pupovich, I am but poor man and can not afford
Meow be gone. Will shovel be safe from Meow?

Comrade Gulag Man, rest assured that your shovel is safe from Meow. That is unless you have a shovel made of precious metals? The Chairman knows how to distribute shovels, provided that does not require any effort on his part or disturbs his rest, but he would not know which end of the shovel is the business end if you know what I mean.