Today an angry 'Berlin Bunker Bob' Gibbs railed against the Senate Parliamentarian's finding, made at the request of Senate Republicans, that President Obama must first sign the original Congressional Health Bill before the Senate can move toward Reconciliation.

"It's no longer a matter of health care" declared Gibbs as he pounded on the podium before a captive captivated audience of White House Press Corpse reporters "It's a matter of triumph of the will. We will march this legislation to Stalingrad and back if we must."

Citing Republican obstructionism, Gibbs was quoted as saying "These filthy Jew loving neo-con bastards will taste the heel of our jackboots in due course."

Reporters were stunned mesmerized by the power of the Press Secretary's delivery on this historic, groundbreaking power grab as they were lead away to take their place in the mass grave that was hastily dug in the Rose Garden.

Gibbs then retired to a closed door meeting between Nancy Pelosi and Blue Dog Democrats which was punctuated with the muffled sound of gunfire and screams.

Finally, the Obami are taking Comrade Friedman's advice and dispensing with the useless "democracy" kabuki! We're going to be like China! From now on, the SMART people will be making the decisions with no interference from tea baggers or money-grubbing Congressfolk. What a glorious day! CHANGE! (Can I help rip up the Constitution? Pretty please?)

BTW, that Gibbs is some snappy dresser. Black sure is his color.

Comrade Whoopie wrote: Reporters were stunned mesmerized by the power of the Press Secretary's delivery on this historic, groundbreaking power grab as they were lead away to take their place in the mass grave that was hastily dug in the Rose Garden.

Gibbs then retired to a closed door meeting between Nancy Pelosi and Blue Dog Democrats which was punctuated with the muffled sound of gunfire and screams.

Comrades,

I have been waiting for this moment when our Dear Fuhrer Benevolent Leader would begin to use the barrel of the gun persuasive discussions to force our extreme socialist agenda change the minds of our weak kneed and undependable Blue Dog colleagues and journalists. Sieg Heil! Atta boy Robbie!

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

This warms me to the bottom of my beet stained feet! At last, Gibbie has gotten the nads courage to speak truth to powerless ass-kissing the adoring media. In the likeness of Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini and dearest comrade Chavez, he no longer looks like apussyboy wimp meek and mind manner centrist, but a strong comrade, supporting great Leader.

And, he's beyond "snappy". . . he's smok'n hot! My heart's a'flutter. . . .

Heil, Gibbie!

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:This warms me to the bottom of my beet stained feet! At last, Gibbie has gotten the nads courage to speak truth to powerless ass-kissing the adoring media. In the likeness of Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini and dearest comrade Chavez, he no longer looks like apussyboy wimp meek and mind manner centrist, but a strong comrade, supporting great Leader.

And, he's beyond "snappy". . . he's smok'n hot! My heart's a'flutter. . . .

Heil, Gibbie!

Your thought crime has been reported. There is only one who is "snappy", there is only one who is smok'n hot. There is only one who could make a heart a flutter.

You thought Chairman Obama was getting the nod?!

Are you saying that the Badger of Beverly Hills is snappy?

{Prog Off}

I see another movie like "Team America: World Police" - one of my most favorite movies of all time - on the horizon. Just look at the Badger above. What a face! What a mug! Now imagine a puppet of him in a new movie. Not hard at all, is it?

Henry Waxman (and in fact most of the Democrats in Congress) are living proof that even the physically deformed and mentally compromised can get elected with the help of Soros and ACORN.

Oh and you're right Opiate, black is the perfect color for Gibbs, it's very slimming. Maybe a black ski mask would help hide his "moon face."

Comrade Whoopie wrote: Gibbs then retired to a closed door meeting between Nancy Pelosi and Blue Dog Democrats which was punctuated with the muffled sound of gunfire and screams.

Glorious Update Fellow Comrades!

The results of this most transparent closed door meeting are in. Bobby was delighted with the outcome and shared the glorious news with us this morning!

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said the healthcare bill will pass by next weekend.
"We'll have the votes when the House votes, I think, within the next week," Gibbs said on "Faux Fox News Sunday."
Gibbs added that those on next week's Sunday talk shows "will be talking about healthcare not as a presidential proposal but I think as the Law Of The Land."

"We believe healthcare reform is going to pass, and once it passes we're happy to have the 2010 elections be about the achievement of healthcare reform," Gibbs said.

Let me be clear, I, as a good un-made prog, am very excited about the student aid bill and health reform passing — that will be a good thing for AmeriKans. It's time for progression, and that will be a beginning point.

P.S. The reports rumors of gunfire and screams are just more of the typical, ugly lies by GOP and those hateful, racist teabaggers and will be ignored by all Good Progs!

http://thehill.com/homenews/administrat ... f-the-land

[quote="Comrade Whoopie"]Henry Waxman (and in fact most of the Democrats in Congress) are living proof that even the physically deformed and mentally compromised can get elected

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Ah, yes, it appears to be so!

and the reason I love the picture.

Truth hurts