Fellow Komrads,

I am always hiding from looking for my despicable admirable husband and one day while searching for information to possible location of him I fell upon the Gulag and found his loathsome charming image on many posters here. After careful search I was comforted dismayed to know he was not here but stayed anyway.

And I must tell you why I stayed. While keeping to hide in shadows in case that rat of a husband should happen upon Gulag looking around I do to come up to the Big Poster, the one surrounded by many lights, and there I see... my heart pounds wildly at this memory of first look at the rotund, bearded man of poster. I was overcome by lust trembling awe of such image. But then I remember my narrow-minded pig of a most understanding and teachable husband who advised looking at image of men other than his member relation was not permitted so I tried with all my effort to shy my gays gaze and even drew all the folds of my burkhaha over my eyes but to no help. "Oh why," I cried to the Almighty Alialioxarefree, "why are men not also condemned compelled given the freedom to wear the burkhaha to spare horny gentle women from the shameful emotion of desire?"

I submitted, as dictated by in my religion, to my urges and I have now spent 3 months in this Gulag staring at the man on poster. No one has seen me during this time because the power of the burkhaha did make for invisible. I did not know such power of burkhaha exist until today when someone fell over me and upon getting up said, "WTF? What the hell did I just trip over?" He was looking around and even looked straight at me but saw nothing and that is how I came to understood the power of burkhaha. I also come to know why no one has spoken to me for these 3 months.

So now I remove burkhaha so as to not be unsocialist. I am most enjoyed to uncover, too, the name of the rotund, hirsute image of masculinity. His name is Karl Marx and I have been repeating his name like the Glorious Prayer and I can feel the power of that prayer surging through my veins now boiling.

This Gulag has a great many teachings I would like to one day take back to the women of my village but I have yet to absorb so much. Those women are not as smart as me to escape free as I am to flea travel because their husbands are not hiding in caves away on business like mine has been for twenty years past.

I am continued unsure what thought crime is since my forced mutually-consented marriage at the age of two (men of my culture like their women young) my most vile kind husband has prevented taught me from having any thought at all. From what I listened from the most learned at Gulag this is most commendable trait?

I am filled with happyness at the recent event in Gulag of free health services. I would like to know if the Obooboo Hussein Health Insurance Plan would also covers intensive facial hair removal treatment.

Aliya Akbye

Mrs Al Czarweary

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:
I am filled with happyness at the recent event in Gulag of free health services. I would like to know if the Obooboo Hussein Health Insurance Plan would also covers intensive facial hair removal treatment.

Aliya Akbye

Mrs Al Czarweary

Dear Comradess Czarweary,

As the Comradessness And Royal Highass Nanski said, we will not no know what is in the OBoobooCare (I love the nickyname, btw) until it is passed (as in intestinal passage of waste, I presume). Now that it has passed we shall tremble (literally) with anticipation and constipation, to see what is allowed.
As I said elsewhere, I am hoping for equality of boob care. We all need ultra-firm boobs as Nanski has. We can hope that facial hair is also allowed.
As shown in an earlier picture of her Royal Highass, she also had a hairy problem which has been corrected... so there is hope for your dilemma.

Mrs. Al Czarweary, Welcome to the gulag. What a charming babushka. I can tell by your bountiful beard that you may be related to our own beloved Leninka who is a distant relative of Nanski Pelosi (judging by that photo).

Oh Fraulein, I fear the firmness of Nanski's boobs is due to scar tissue and calcification.

Comrade Whoopie, dearest Leninka MIGHT be related to our Royal Highass Nanski, but as I sure I related, she is my 3rd cousin, thrice.... forth... forice? times removed (or something like that). As for her viagra boobs, I fear you are most correct. Nothing stands at that kind of attention in a 70 year old broad damn dame. (They don't call her Concert Nanski for nothing.)

Thank you Fraulein for setting me straight about you and Leninka. I had forgotten, probably the result of all the vodka I drink. Now that you mention it, I do see a few long curly hairs growing from your chin. Reminds me of an old girlfriend I had.

She too had a long hair growing from a mole on her nose. I said "We could beautiful music together." She asked me how and I reached out and pulled that hair tight and started strumming it with my finger like a bass fiddle.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Thank you Fraulein for setting me straight about you and Leninka. I had forgotten, probably the result of all the vodka I drink. Now that you mention it, I do see a few long curly hairs growing from your chin. Reminds me of an old girlfriend I had.

She too had a long hair growing from a mole on her nose. I said "We could beautiful music together." She asked me how and I reached out and pulled that hair tight and started strumming it with my finger like a bass fiddle.

SLAP!
Dear Comrade Whoopie, I am sure it is the vodka speaking through you, much like the demon Lucifer speaks through dear Leader, but nevertheless, I have NO hairy moles or chin impediments. (I pay great amounts ofmoneybeets & vodka to ensure no such hairies exist). I am pleased to know, that you know remember recognize my close relativeness to her Royal Highass Nanski. Comrades of family are comrades of family, after all.

As shown in an earlier picture of her Royal Highass, she also had a hairy problem which has been corrected... so there is hope for your dilemma.

I am struck awe by such magnificance of manged facial hair of Highass Nanski! So trim and neat and without beet scraps and wetness of vodka spillage! Should be mine was of such tamed condition I would not request any treatments. Highass Nanski was certainly even uglier most handsome in olden days.

Comrade Mrs. A. Czarweary,

How dare you one up me in the way of facial hair. It is my one distinguishing feature aside from my light skinned black woman complexion and my fat ass.

All right, in the spirit equalization here in the gulag, I'll be glad to take a blow torch to your beard. Drop by the janitor supply room any time, and make sure you wear a polyester burka.

Ladies! Ladies!! . .. gentlemen?... no, Ladies, all this argumention over facial hair is not necessary. There is enough to go around for all our proud humble comradessess. Even Mo has her 5pm beard which she struts, proud about.

All right, in the spirit equalization here in the gulag, I'll be glad to take a blow torch to your beard. Drop by the janitor supply room any time, and make sure you wear a polyester burka.

Is torch-uous blow job treatment covered in Obooboocare?

Ladies! Ladies!! . .. gentlemen?... no, Ladies, all this argumention over facial hair is not necessary. There is enough to go around for all our proud humble comradessess. Even Mo has her 5pm beard which she struts, proud about.

Fraulein Pulloskies, you are of such graciousness I must blush! In spirit of equalityness I offer what stray facial hairs gathered from hourly combings to be distributed to all komradessess to add to their chin and nose trusses. I am especially liking Mic-hell's nose hair look and offer that soon all komradessess will be following such fashion.

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote: Fraulein Pulloskies, you are of such graciousness I must blush! In spirit of equalityness I offer what stray facial hairs gathered from hourly combings to be distributed to all komradessess to add to their chin and nose trusses. I am especially liking Mic-hell's nose hair look and offer that soon all komradessess will be following such fashion.

OH! MY DREARINESS DEARESTNESS COMRADESS ~ this is most glorious benedictorying on your part! We should name this Big Mo's Hair Re-Distributing Act of 2010, should we not?! For equality sake, not just brut males should have access to nose and chin hairs but these should be shared equally. I love your suggestion and I know Czar Czar, Leninka and the rest of the Gulag Bound Gals, will be highly disturbed . . . distressed . . .pleased.

Redistribution and we can use the Obooboocare band aids!

For Party Members Only,

It looks as if a comrade here has confiscated the Mrs. Al Czar Weary character and used it in an internet skit about Obubble's Propaganda Minister, a certain Helga Kevorkov.

Click Here to Listen - the interview begins right after the Mule Train Song at the beginning of the show<br>

Thank you for that link Leninka. It was so nice to hear another point of view in favor of ObamaCare that wasn't covered on MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, NPR, PBS, BBC or Mike Malloy's radio show.

I thought it was a bit distracting when that Miss Kitty person kept snickering in the background whenever Helga said "blow job" but it was still very entertaining and informative. Hat's off to Kenny Jay for asking those hard probing questions, I really enjoyed listening to the intercourse between him and Helga.

Thank you, Comrade Whoopie. I do remember the part. I believe Helga meant blow torch job, but she slipped up a couple of times, didn't she?

Mrs. Al Czar Weary wrote:

All right, in the spirit equalization here in the gulag, I'll be glad to take a blow torch to your beard. Drop by the janitor supply room any time, and make sure you wear a polyester burka.

Is torch-uous blow job treatment covered in Obooboocare?

Sorry, I'm late Comrade Mrs. Al Czar Weary, to answer this post.

Of course, no problem. Under Obooboocare we cover all blows -- hair blows, nose blows, and even those who blow their lids.

Yes, many thanks for that link Leninka . . . although, it did me a headache, I'm sure there's no real collation. Glorious music for the collective. It blow blew my mind.

Sorry, I'm late Comrade Mrs. Al Czar Weary, to answer this post.

What for be sorry? Are we all not Komrads?

I most like link to Miss Kitty show as it is good you have been first to explain so much benefits to be enjoyed by all with Dear Leader's health plan. Helga would not have been so advised to the other wise had not been for your diligent education.

Thank you Mrs. Al Czar Weary. Your beard issue is an important issue for those in charge of Dear Leader's ObooBoo Care program. Obooboo Care must be able to address all health issues including the beards of the wives of bearded freedom fighters. I suppose you have discussed this with your friends like the many Mrs. Osamba Bin Dead Alreadies.