Greetings from the Gulag!

Dear Comrades ~

This is just off the presses (I only know because comrade Brewskie, works in the ID department.) Great Leader will be implementing new ID cards very shortly. They're most attractive and will more easily enable our kind and benevolent government to keep track of all the citizenry (which we know will be necessary as soon as the One takes overoffers government run health-care.)

We have2 delectable and beautiful created ID's to chose from. One is a nifty, wallet size card, as easy to use as your credit cards . . . which we know caused the near bankruptcy of our county if it weren't for great Leaders takeover of the banks.



The other is a convenient logo- on- the- forehead style which can be quickly scanned by any of our delightful government FEMAor IRS works, with their hand-held scanner/MK47's. You will have all your activities, automatically recorded, immediately, as you move though any doorway! Neat, is it not!


Enjoy!

Comrades, many years ago I infiltrated the bar coding industry to gather intel for the Party. The truth is, optical bar code labels are not the best option for tagging humans. RFID (radio frequency ID) chips embedded under the skin is the way to go. Then we install receivers all over, hidden in lamp posts, doors, cars, restrooms, everywhere.

Anytime a person walks past a receiver the chip is automatically interrogated. We then know exactly where every individual is at any given moment, day or night. We can track their movements anywhere in real time. Total control comrades. Nobody can escape the system, nowhere to hide.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Comrades, many years ago I infiltrated the bar coding industry to gather intel for the Party. The truth is, optical bar code labels are not the best option for tagging humans. RFID (radio frequency ID) chips embedded under the skin is the way to go. Then we install receivers all over, hidden in lamp posts, doors, cars, restrooms, everywhere.

Anytime a person walks past a receiver the chip is automatically interrogated. We then know exactly where every individual is at any given moment, day or night. We can track their movements anywhere in real time. Total control comrades. Nobody can escape the system, nowhere to hide.

Aw, shucks. I've been practicing for years now dragging my forehead across the scanner at Wallyworld- so disappointed. Wait- can I get my RFID put in my forehead? Freakin' Sweeeeeeeet.

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And I thought John was oversimplifying it with three numbers.

Sweet frick'n frack, I'm with you, Czar Czar. No need to carry a purse or wallet, just slam your forehead across those little readers. I might still get one. I think it looks real fancy. I imagine they'll have Designer one's available sooner rather than later.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Sweet frick'n frack, I'm with you, Czar Czar. No need to carry a purse or wallet, just slam your forehead across those little readers. I might still get one. I think it looks real fancy. I imagine they'll have Designer one's available sooner rather than later.

Fraulein

I suspect that they will replace the giving out of a Social Security card at the birth of a child.

It does seem, however, that placement in one's body will depend on their defined role in supporting the state

For example, former high income earners should have them placed in their rear- so they have to bend over to use them and remind them of their position to the state

I am not sure; but the plans are in the work I am sure

Neotrotsky wrote:For example, former high income earners should have them placed in their rear- so they have to bend over to use them and remind them of their position to the state

I am not sure; but the plans are in the work I am sure

That is a most fitting and example suggestion, dear comrade and one which I'm sure great Leader will take under advisementand then steal as his own idea. Bend over, grab the ankles and welcome the Obamao Administration!

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Fraulein,

I infer from your comment that you've already visited your gynecologist since enactment of ObamaCare, and thus you already know "It won't hurt a bit," even though it's Not Safe For Work."

--Doctor Obama

Dear comrade Dr.
ummmmmm, no, not really but friends, Igor and Boris, did visit the Proctologist an ObamaCare specialist and are still having back pain. They are, of course, glorious happy to assist great Leader in any way they can.

It does seem, however, that placement in one's body will depend on their defined role in supporting the state

For example, former high income earners should have them placed in their rear- so they have to bend over to use them and remind them of their position to the state

Yes- and Konsevatives (formerly so) will be obliged to have their RFIDs implanted in the back of their throats, and use a vaugely phallus-shaped scanner; that ought to remind them of their proper position in life.

Czar Czar wrote:

It does seem, however, that placement in one's body will depend on their defined role in supporting the state

For example, former high income earners should have them placed in their rear- so they have to bend over to use them and remind them of their position to the state

Yes- and Konsevatives (formerly so) will be obliged to have their RFIDs implanted in the back of their throats, and use a vaugely phallus-shaped scanner; that ought to remind them of their proper position in life.

This idea should be immediately implemented and tested on Bill O'Reilly!

Comrades Buffoon & Czar Czar, if memory recalls (having had our 1951 television inadvertently pick up an O'Reilly show just the other night) I believe Mr. O has one which he was demonstration when speaking to comrade Combs.