I must denounce Comrade Blokhayev and his conspicuous capitalist consumption. This weekend he tells me of his oppressively large 42" TV, overpriced macintosh computer, the decadent luxury of BLUETOOTH keyboard and mouse, and now his new Nikon digital camera!

Now none will argue that a member of the Inner Party(TM) is entitled to various high grade equipment and luxury items. It is the Fair(TM) and Just(TM) compensation for our bilking the proles out of everything we can noble and selfless dedication to The Party(TM) but I think Comrade Blokhayev is overstepping the bounds of his rank, and flaunting his goods just a bit too much.

I call for a shaming of Comrade Blokhayev for abuse of his position of authority!

You forgot my Xbox 360 and Blu Ray player!!! And my dacha located in the country side of the People's Socialist County of Loudoun, PCVA, Northern District.

Indeed! It is good to be a made progressive and high-ranking member of The Inner Circle™!!!

Oh!!! You also forgot the 1943 Moisin-Nagant M91/30 and Glock 31 (in .357Sig) that I bought a couple of weeks ago!!!

Some Commissar of Time™ you are!!!

PROLE!!!

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Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev
Commissar, 1st Chief Directorate for The Party™ Approved Margarita Research and Operations.
Gand Inquisitor, The Reformed Church of Latter-Day Climatology (The Goremons)

.357 SIG you say? How do you like it comrade? I was considering a new pistol in that caliber. I tried the .40 S+W and found it to be uninspiring. No better than my beloved 9mm. Nothing is more dear to a Prog's heart than wielding raw power.

How do those bottle necked casings feed?

Bah! I chose to keep your weapons a State Secret(TM). And your XBox is standard issue even for proles of sufficient rank.

Besides I denounce plastic handguns too! (And my Mosin Nagant 91/30 is more equal than yours, being in a proper PU sniper configuration)

Comrade Whoopie wrote:.357 SIG you say? How do you like it comrade? I was considering a new pistol in that caliber. I tried the .40 S+W and found it to be uninspiring. No better than my beloved 9mm. Nothing is more dear to a Prog's heart than wielding raw power.

How do those bottle necked casings feed?

Have you considered the penis substitute Desert Eagle .50 then? That is the Socialist Handgun! Truly a solution in search of a problem!

I prefer <a href="https://www.biggerhammer.net/videos/bir ... .mov">this pistol</a>. Much more manly.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:.357 SIG you say? How do you like it comrade? I was considering a new pistol in that caliber. I tried the .40 S+W and found it to be uninspiring. No better than my beloved 9mm. Nothing is more dear to a Prog's heart than wielding raw power.

How do those bottle necked casings feed?

I enjoy the decadence of H&K's compact 45 ACP...shear prole-stopping power MUAHAHAHA

I'm going to erase his avatar from the recent historic Health Summit between Democra-Ticks and Democra-Ticks as if he never existed, if he does not prove his innocence!

Commendations Comrade 7.92... .62, whatever ~ (you guys get so hung up (no pun intended) on size. *sigh).
I too was of the opinion that comrade Zampolit Blokhayev was a little braggadocios and consuming way too much from his consumption DNA tendencies. Capitalism is an evil demon which must be purged daily . . . correctly preceded by the recommended amount of the People's Vodka.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Commendations Comrade 7.92... .62, whatever ~ (you guys get so hung up (no pun intended) on size. *sigh).
I too was of the opinion that comrade Zampolit Blokhayev was a little braggadocios and consuming way too much from his consumption DNA tendencies. Capitalism is an evil demon which must be purged daily . . . correctly preceded by the recommended amount of the People's Vodka.

Fraulein, PLEASE!

I am a made progressive. Therefore braggadocio is a mandatory personality trait!!! As a case in point: His Excellency, General Secretary and Prez-4-Life, B. Hussain Obama.

CHEETOS AND PEPSI FOR ALL!!!! CHEETOS AND PEPSI NOW!!!

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ZB

I got a slingshot with fiber-optic guides for those silent missions that even a silencer would be too loud.

You'll never hear it coming.

Comrade Space Dog,

Clearly you do not need an invitation to the next White House hootin' nanny! Walk right on in!!!