Joe Biden’s Brain Is NOT Dead

[jackalopelipsky]

Rumors about Joe Biden’s brain being dead are not true.

The Republicans manufactured photos of FDR in a wheelchair. Now, they are using Russian technology to manufacture video of Joe Biden behaving as though his brain was dead. Republicans are saying Joe Biden’s brain is as frozen as Walt Disney’s.

Joe Biden’s brain lives!


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[Ellsworth Toohey]

Who are you going to believe? Me, or your lying eyes?

-- Rufus T. Firefly
Esteemed President of Freedonia

[jackalopelipsky]

https://www.ripleys.com/stories/walt-disney-frozen

Republicans are Russians spreading disinformation.

[jackalopelipsky]

WARNING —-Graphic Cheap Fake

[jackalopelipsky]

[jackalopelipsky]

IMPORTANT UPDATE

Joe Biden’s Brain is NOT Dead

It’s OFFICIAL, Comrades!



Let the DNC Convention go UNCONVENTIONAL!

[jackalopelipsky]

In an updated protest too much statement , White House doctor says Joe Biden’s brain is NOT dead.

[jackalopelipsky]

Maxine Waters has wig trouble while trying to tell the public Joe Biden’s brain is NOT dead, yet..

[Pamalinsky]

He ain't dead, he's just petrified! Uh huh!

Or, if you prefer, from a former veterinarian friend, "He's not dead, he's just sleeping."

[jackalopelipsky]

He ain't dead, he's just petrified! Uh huh!

Or, if you prefer, from a former veterinarian friend, "He's not dead, he's just sleeping."

Petrified of President Trump, because without the kind of veterinarian infusions able to keep Keith Richards lucid, Biden’s over.

Enjoy your new digs.

[Pamalinsky]

He ain't dead, he's just petrified! Uh huh!

Or, if you prefer, from a former veterinarian friend, "He's not dead, he's just sleeping."

Petrified of President Trump, because without the kind of veterinarian infusions able to keep Keith Richards lucid, Biden’s over.

Enjoy your new digs.

Thanks Jackie-O! Once again, I should have said "Biden's brain is not dead, it's just "resting.""
(I find myself in a perpetual state of self-correction these days.)
 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Joe Biden's brain is not dead. He just comes from another time before time. When interwebs were spreading across the nation during the FDR presidency:

 

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

WARNING —-Graphic Cheap Fake

I always thought that a cheap fake involved a readily available video and some tissue paper. I'm so innocent and naïve.

[jackalopelipsky]

I always thought that a cheap fake involved a readily available video and some tissue paper. I'm so innocent and naïve.

The jackalope knows what you are saying. Today's cheap fakes are so much more involved than when as kids we kazood with just a comb and a piece tissue paper. It's the same kazoo soundtrack, just with more heavy breathing through the transmitter. The jackalope filters out the heavy breathing cheap fakery with tin foil on antlers.

[jackalopelipsky]

Is this a Deep Cheap Fake, or @ video of Joe’s altered ego, Dark Brandon?

[jackalopelipsky]

Joe Biden insists he’s not politically dead, yet.