We Will Fart Hard for the Freedom (to Cheat)

[Colonel Obyezyana]

It's doubtful that House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D) cleared this message with AOC before he belched it out:

https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1875273293814755391

Speaking in Democratese, he said "freedom to vote," which of course—in English—means "freedom to cheat, since obviously there has never been a time in USSA history when it was easier to vote despite tired old false claims that it's hard for Blacks to obtain identification documents.  

Whichever the freedom, the Democrat marching orders are clear…

They're already farting hard in California:

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025 ... nprovable/

 

[jackalopelipsky]

[Colonel Obyezyana]

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Fart Hard

 

[jackalopelipsky]

Fart Hard : The insurrection of Democrat Election Deniers

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Fart Hard : The insurrection of Democrat Election Deniers

Two points.

1. Trump was never charged with "insurrection" under the 14th Amendment, which applies to post-Civil War renegades and hardly applicable anymore (which is why no one dared to charge him with it since it's a prosecutorial loser).

2. The gathering was not grassroots. It was a Dem-organized astro-turf rally and a cheap 11th hour attempt to smear Trump with lies before Monday's Certification. All those posters—even the ones that looked hand-made—were professionally printed, which is a sure signal that some organization had planned and paid for the rally.

They are farting hard.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

Fart Hard : The insurrection of Democrat Election Deniers

Two points.

1. Trump was never charged with "insurrection" under the 14th Amendment, which applies to post-Civil War renegades and hardly applicable anymore (which is why no one dared to charge him with it since it's a prosecutorial loser).

2. The gathering was not grassroots. It was a Dem-organized astro-turf rally and a cheap 11th hour attempt to smear Trump with lies before Monday's Certification. All those posters—even the ones that looked hand-made—were professionally printed, which is a sure signal that some organization had planned and paid for the rally.

They are farting hard.
 

Yes! Comrade Colonel. TPC must continue to cite each hard fought for fart by these Democrats! because it means they are farting on purpose! Cows can’t help themselves! The jackalope says we should apply same regulations on Democrat Hard Fought Farts as they would apply to EU livestock. Start there, and then Trumputler negotiates for the sake of farting so hard Democrat cities.

[Panem Et Circenses]

They've been doing this for years...

https://nypost.com/2016/07/27/bernie-su ... n-protest/

[Colonel Obyezyana]

They've been doing this for years...

https://nypost.com/2016/07/27/bernie-su ... n-protest/

Shame. The article didn't specify whether they were going for the aroma or the sphincter music. Probably both.
 

[Panem Et Circenses]

They've been doing this for years...

https://nypost.com/2016/07/27/bernie-su ... n-protest/

Shame. The article didn't specify whether they were going for the aroma or the sphincter music. Probably both.

The original Saul Alinsky protest it was based on was intended for the olfactory effects - it was proposed in an enclosed space that many people had to pass through to get to a train or something like that.
 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

They've been doing this for years...

https://nypost.com/2016/07/27/bernie-su ... n-protest/

Shame. The article didn't specify whether they were going for the aroma or the sphincter music. Probably both.

The original Saul Alinsky protest it was based on was intended for the olfactory effects - it was proposed in an enclosed space that many people had to pass through to get to a train or something like that.

There are chemicals for that. Mobs used them in theaters that refused to pay for "protection" the 1920s'1930s. They were small glass ampules popularized as "stink bombs" and still being sold as novelties through the early 1960s.

Seems more expedient than getting a crowd to eat a kimchi, sauerkraut, buttermilk, broccoli and beans combination. 
 

[jackalopelipsky]

The jackalope is posting this report under #FartHard because it appears to indicate Saul Alinsky stinkbombs have another farty plan in the works at The People’s meat counter.



If you’re lucky enough to purchase one of these lovely beef roasts, just think, you get a long stemmed red rose to bribe your collective’s cook, too. The meat cooler is going to empty fast with this Alinsky #farthard Special Offer.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

The jackalope is posting this report under #FartHard because it appears to indicate Saul Alinsky stinkbombs have another farty plan in the works at The People’s meat counter.



If you’re lucky enough to purchase one of these lovely beef roasts, just think, you get a long stemmed red rose to bribe your collective’s cook, too. The meat cooler is going to empty fast with this Alinsky #farthard Special Offer.

Reminds me of the hard-farting vegans who, a few years ago, went to Africa to try to convince lions not to eat meat.

I don't know if they offered roses but they were eaten by the lions.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

The jackalope is posting this report under #FartHard because it appears to indicate Saul Alinsky stinkbombs have another farty plan in the works at The People’s meat counter.



If you’re lucky enough to purchase one of these lovely beef roasts, just think, you get a long stemmed red rose to bribe your collective’s cook, too. The meat cooler is going to empty fast with this Alinsky #farthard Special Offer.

Reminds me of the hard-farting vegans who, a few years ago, went to Africa to try to convince lions not to eat meat.

I don't know if they offered roses but they were eaten by the lions.
 

Remember when Rush Limbaugh would tell us that when Liberals lose power they respond by doing crazy sh*t? #FartHard is happening and TPC is doing our part to showcase their efforts.

[jackalopelipsky]

#FartHard.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

I opened this thread in early January and the Dems are still farting hard: