Hezbollah Hinkle

[jackalopelipsky]

Jackson Hinkle promotes MAGA Communism as the future of the USSA.

The slogan appeared in August 2022 on Twitter.[citation needed] Its most notable promoters are Jackson Hinkle and Infrared, whose rhetoric concerning this slogan has inspired a small online clique of "MAGA Communist" propagandists and trolls to emerge, largely from their respective followers.

While this clique is highly vocal, it has convinced very few people, and remains almost entirely internet-based. Their social media strategy is to spam content, no matter how nonsensical, to create virality through engagement and the illusion of popularity. It has yet to be organized in an actual political party or have its theory practiced.

MAGA Communism is comparable to Strasserism given their mutual opposition to finance capital and "globalism" as well as their pro-rural, pro-small business, ultranationalist attitude, effectively echoing Strasser's "guild socialism".

This CCP (Chris Cuomo Project) video provides Jackson a platform to promote MAGA Communism.



Sure, MAGA Communism is complete nonsense, but useful idiots happen. The “other side” isn’t going to tell elected, or employed agency Democrats to secure Texazistan’s southern border because resisting that oppression “is” the revolution, just as Stalin taught. No Constitution tells a MAGA Communist what they’re supposed to do. Or, how! No one from the “other” Party is going to be the boss of a MAGA Communist!

Resistance is much MAGA Communists about this be committed. From Trumputler and his NAZI cohorts, to Israel existing between the river and the sea, resistance is the good faith fight of Stalin’s revolution.

Jane Fonda was an early supporter of MAGA Communism.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/j ... ge-mistake

In a lengthy blog on her own website in 2011, she gives her side of the story. “I hardly even thought about where I was sitting. The cameras flashed. I got up, and as I started to walk back to the car with the translator, the implication of what had just happened hit me. ‘Oh my God. It’s going to look like I was trying to shoot down U.S. planes.’ I pleaded with him, ‘You have to be sure those photographs are not published. Please, you can’t let them be published.’ I was assured it would be taken care of. I didn’t know what else to do.”

She also debunks myths about her trip in the blogpost, saying that “the lies distort the truth of why I went to North Vietnam and they perpetuate the myth that being anti-war means being anti-soldier”.

Jackson Hinkle repeats the perpetual useful idiot myth because he’s just a MAGA Communist

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

“… the myth that being anti-war means being anti-soldier…” 

Does Comrade Fonda really think we will buy this?  How long has that photo been in circulation?  Multiple decades?  And NOW she tries to make excuses?  That was a textbook non-apology.  She’s sorry the picture was taken.  No apology for making the anti-US War Effort (Hint: That encompasses the whole anti-soldier thing.) enemy propaganda trip in the first place.  She chose a side and it wasn’t ours.  That IS anti-soldier.  To steal from SNL:  Jane, you ignorant slut.  Either she is stupid or she thinks we are.

I’m sure the woman who spit on a uniformed Red Salmon in the San Francisco airport all those years ago would probably try to excuse herself by saying it wasn’t personal.  I very personally hope she enjoyed her short jail time for assault.  

Red Salmon

[jackalopelipsky]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

“… the myth that being anti-war means being anti-soldier…” 

Does Comrade Fonda really think we will buy this?  How long has that photo been in circulation?  Multiple decades?  And NOW she tries to make excuses?  That was a textbook non-apology.  She’s sorry the picture was taken.  No apology for making the anti-US War Effort (Hint: That encompasses the whole anti-soldier thing.) enemy propaganda trip in the first place.  She chose a side and it wasn’t ours.  That IS anti-soldier.  To steal from SNL:  Jane, you ignorant slut.  Either she is stupid or she thinks we are.

I’m sure the woman who spit on a uniformed Red Salmon in the San Francisco airport all those years ago would probably try to excuse herself by saying it wasn’t personal.  I very personally hope she enjoyed her short jail time for assault.  

Red Salmon

Evidently, Hezbollah Hinkle does.

The assault you encountered was the big pookie Alinsky Rule that tried to break the will of the jackalope in respect for her Korea Bronze Star Dad who had heroically passed to glory while conducting a local collective rally in support of Contract With America in 1994. The jackalope realized then, she was a jackalope of unclean lips, living in a family room of individuals with unclean lips.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contract_with_America

Crazy Dick Armey talking about limiting the amount of money lobbyists could spend from Federal Trough to get more money from the Federal Trough. Crazy!

Back then our tax rebate could only purchase a new vcr player for the family. Today, Rep. Jasmine Crockett says a DOGE refund of $5k won’t even do that much.

When issued your gulag shovel, contact Jackalopelipsky before you dig.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

I'm not comfortable with this newly minted term, "MAGA Communist." It's just not going to stick. Maybe MAGA Fascists or MAGA Tribe or MAGA Nascarriors or MAGA Tobaccospitters…or whatever.

Communism and MAGA don't fit together at all. It's a chimera cooked up by a Lycoming, Pennsylvania college professor of philosophy useless eater who did a superlative job of out-clevering himself when he proclaimed that Marx encouraged peace and democracy and that MAGA could learn from it.

Unfortunately, the hapless professor proved beyond doubt that he did not actually read Marx and Engels (or only read AP's abridged versions of Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto,  or only glanced at the Cliff Notes once, or the unpleasantly truthy parts are magically invisible to prog eyes). 

I highly encourage all comrades to read the following (with a trigger warning because our eternal Heroes of Socialism get their red buttocks indecently exposed and even spanked with the plank of critical thinking):

https://spectator.org/maga-can-learn-fr ... sm-please/

There may be a pop quiz later.
 

 

[jackalopelipsky]

I'm not comfortable with this newly minted term, "MAGA Communist."

Fauci is the best example of MAGA Communism. Under his vision, MAGA tax payer money was granted so that he could seek out a bat corona virus in some underground cave, nurture it in Chinese Laboratory petri dishes, then set about the MAGA task to achieve gain of function so that humans could be infected with his created deadly pathogen. Fauci's dream was as spectacular as the moon landing expertise necessary to actually kill people with a newly minted virus.

The Communism part was forcing Americans to reorder their lives to protect them from the virus Fauci invented. Fauci combined the MAGA spirited unlimited funding with Communism's penchant for death and destruction of economic stability.

Jackson Hinkle insists American checkbook closure to Israel is a MAGA bargain when the ire of Hezbollah can be soothed by simply cancelling programs to defend yourself from Islamic savagery.

MAGA Communism is out there, waaaay out there.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

I'm not comfortable with this newly minted term, "MAGA Communist."

Fauci is the best example of MAGA Communism. Under his vision, MAGA tax payer money was granted so that he could seek out a bat corona virus in some underground cave, nurture it in Chinese Laboratory petri dishes, then set about the MAGA task to achieve gain of function so that humans could be infected with his created deadly pathogen. Fauci's dream was as spectacular as the moon landing expertise necessary to actually kill people with a newly minted virus.

The Communism part was forcing Americans to reorder their lives to protect them from the virus Fauci invented. Fauci combined the MAGA spirited unlimited funding with Communism's penchant for death and destruction of economic stability.

Jackson Hinkle insists American checkbook closure to Israel is a MAGA bargain when the ire of Hezbollah can be soothed by simply cancelling programs to defend yourself from Islamic savagery.

MAGA Communism is out there, waaaay out there.

It's mind boggling!

Not Hinkle. The circuitous routes you take to arrive at these conclusions are mind-boggling.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

It's mind boggling!

Not Hinkle. The circuitous routes you take to arrive at these conclusions are mind-boggling.
 

Guilty.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

It's mind boggling!

Not Hinkle. The circuitous routes you take to arrive at these conclusions are mind-boggling.

Guilty.

Nothing to be guilty about, Comrade. We all choose paths to our points and few paths are a straight line.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

It's mind boggling!

Not Hinkle. The circuitous routes you take to arrive at these conclusions are mind-boggling.

Guilty.

Nothing to be guilty about, Comrade. We all choose paths to our points and few paths are a straight line.
 

Yet the shovel remains the same.

Jane Fonda’s still the same communist telling rice bowl defenders to give up, as today’s Jackson Hinkle. If perseverance of Fonda ever since her VC daze, is foisted upon the generations hoping to live free after Hinkle, this is mind numbing madness to the jackalope. Talk about some baby killing rapists?? Well…there’s the problem as we can’t talk about baby killing rapists, because…?

Makes the jackalope want to spit, like in a cup, or something…

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades

Is it just me, or lately does The Cube™ remind one of Woody Allen’s films?  I miss the early funny ones.  

Red Salmon

Agreed. The early, funnier ones were the only ones worth watching.