TPC Has Its Own DOGE

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, with all the commotion in the world today, some truths are obscured by the fog of breathless controversy, making it easy to forget that The People's Cube has had its very own DOGE for many years.

After it was a title of nobility for hundreds of years but before it was a meme, before it was a cryptocurrency, before Elon Musk conceived of it as a department,  The People's Cube had—and still has—Laika: Space Dog, Friend of the People and the TPC DOGE.

[Red Zeppelin]

Long Live our (Crispy) Canine Comrade!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Sorry about that….this KKKapitalist Kontrivance masquerading as a phone didn’t seem to be responding……

See "Two-Minute Hate - March 2025."
 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Tickets have been placed to eliminate the above posting malfunctions and the TPC Ministry of Expurgation staff is already springing into action to resolve the matter.

  

[Red Zeppelin]

Was there a TPS Report filed?

Did they use the new Form?

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Was there a TPS Report filed?

Did they use the new Form?

Four reports were filed and the Ministry of Expurgation is holding a meeting to debate awarding a grant to a think tank to seek and retain an approved investigator to vet an outside contractor to provide an exploratory committee to hire a temporary staff to examine and report on whether the posting malfunctions may be purged without hurting anyone's feelings.

The process should be swift: maybe two months, tops.
 

[Red Snapper]

D.O.G.E is pure gold!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

D.O.G.E is pure gold!

Not sure which D.O.G.E. you mean but it doesn't matter—both are gold.
 

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

It seems duplicate posts have been purged, and reposted in the latrines of the nearest gulag, providing new reading material for fortunate guests of the glorious state.

Because our Komisars care.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

I saw this headline this morning:

And it it seems pretty clear to me: