Forget the Beet Fields. North Korean Potato Fields Forever.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Let me take you down
'Cause I'm going to
Potato fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung (not a suspicious death, at all) about
Potato fields forever.

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed KKK,

Sorry it took so long to respond.  The beet fields required extended tending.



That song is truly sad.  The highest aspiration a North Korean can have is to survive long enough to be an old guy eating a potato.  Talk about lowering expectations. 

Almost as soul crushing as the Pink Floyd song The Gunners Dream.  

Remember that movie "Empire of the Sun"?  At one point John Malkovich was asking the kid if he remember what he had been told.  The kid responded, "People will do anything for a potato." 



Rejoice in the glorious potato harvest of the GWONT!  Perhaps an equally bountiful beet harvest will follow?  What does the 5 year plan call for?  

Looking for a place to stay, enough to eat, somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

[jackalopelipsky]

Too many expensive potatoes in NYC will be replaced with no potatoes.

[jackalopelipsky]

[jackalopelipsky]

There they are, three poor New Yorkers gripped by the pains of Mamdani.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

Never mind 'pelipsky. When the supermarkets fail to provide food, The Party™ can simply blame the capitalist saboteurs.