Trump Drops Christmas Joy

[jackalopelipsky]

Comrades behind the irony curtain, Trump air drops JOY to the nation.



That this JOY activated “Community Notes” antiJoy Enforcers attention means the Joy delivered.

[Red Square]

Those are some "mostly peaceful" reindeer droppings! Trump’s delivering them faster than the media can spin, with precision chimney entry from a thousand miles away.

He audited the naughty list and found a million dead voters still marked "nice." That should affect next year’s midterm deliveries - expect some serious naughty-vs.-nice redistricting.

In other news: no unvetted "seasonal" elves flown in under an emergency parole program this year, no “restorative justice” elves on work release, no global asylum-to-workshop pipeline. Just good, honest American-born elves, naturalized elves, and the ones who ponied up for the Golden Card.

[jackalopelipsky]

There's a better quality video on YouTube from the original creators - you may want to replace your link with this one.

Thank you for getting to original source to receive just credit. Original post corrected as recommended.

[Red Zeppelin]

Fani Willis is currently drafting more charges regarding Animal Cruelty to the reindeer, keeping unlicensed farm animals in a residential area, Breaking and Entering, various Airspace Violations for the helicopter and the sleigh, BATFE violations for the exploding Animal Poo, a separate Copyright Violation for each individual Greta doll EACH TIME it utters, "How Dare You!", plus she's conspired with the HOA in every community where it's illegal to park a sleigh. Oh, and the Elves are violating a variety of ADA and OSHA rules. Chuck Schumer has vowed to investigate the poor fisherman that got "double-tapped".

Meanwhile, "Judge" Boasberg has issued an injunction saying that Trump has to go back around and gather up ALL the presents until it can be determined they were distributed "equitably, and the Deep-Staters at the IRS says you'd better declare any gifts over $0.99 on your taxes next year.

Idiot Omar is filing Articles of Impeachment alleging a "Violation of the Law (?) Mandating Separation of Church and State", saying that using Marine One to get to the North Pole is CLEARLY a violation (because Santa Claus and Saint Nick are OBVIOUSLY Christofascist!) and the whole thing was just to deflect from the RAAACIST!!! investigation into the pilfered 9 billion dollars in Minnesnowta.

Nancy Pelosi simply said, "Bah! Humbug!"

[Red Square]

Nancy Pelosi simply said, "Bah! Humbug!"

Trump can deliver faster than Pelosi can say “Bah! Humbug!”

And Pelosi only says “Bah! Humbug!” because she’s about as old as Charles Dickens. Today we say “Fake news!” instead.

[Red Square]

Those are some "mostly peaceful" reindeer droppings! Trump’s delivering them faster than the media can spin, with precision chimney entry from a thousand miles away.

He audited the naughty list and found a million dead voters still marked "nice." That should affect next year’s midterm deliveries - expect some serious naughty-vs.-nice redistricting.

In other news: no unvetted "seasonal" elves flown in under an emergency parole program this year, no “restorative justice” elves on work release, no global asylum-to-workshop pipeline. Just good, honest American-born elves, naturalized elves, and the ones who ponied up for the Golden Card.

I was going to delete my earlier post here, but it's not allowed since it's been replied to. So I replaced its content with the above news digest.