Statists At Work

[jackalopelipsky]

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

After years of specialized technical training and hour upon hour of DEI and anti Sexual Harassment training, our hero is released to serve the People... When he's not on his Obamaphone.

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Club Fed Comrades,

That lad has SES written all over him!

Red Salmon

[jackalopelipsky]

From the Great Google:

Is SES a big deal?
Members of the SES serve in key positions just below the top Presidential appointees, and are the major link between these appointees and the rest of the Federal workforce. These leaders operate and oversee nearly every Government activity in approximately 75 Federal agencies.

Can some comrade help wipe the gobsmack off ‘pelipsky’s face? We’re trying to hoard up some leftover Christmas joy here to make it through New Year’s Day. It’s going to require more than what’s in the cupboard. Not only is our SES guy working the subway trains, he’s a professional “anonymous source” for journalists who work the same way.

[Red Zeppelin]

That video with the Napoleon Dyanamite lookin' goofball can't possibly be real........can it?

[jackalopelipsky]

That video with the Napoleon Dyanamite lookin' goofball can't possibly be real........can it?

Why wouldn't a guy do that for real in pursuit of the art of working.

On Christmas journey there was a real Buc-ees - from which the usual pristine restrooms wafted a smell not encountered since Star Ferry Hong Kong Days - I know!!! - in a Buc-ees!!! and just like back then in HK, the workers were there, mopping.

The pursuit of the art of working is as real as it gets, comrades.

Example

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Comrades, this might merit a thread of its own, but since the trend is focused on the Kapitalist workplace, lets start here...

Ohio McDonald's employee rushed to hospital after going into fryers to retrieve earbud



"...an employee at a McDonald’s location on Hanover Street in Martins Ferry, Ohio, was hospitalized after she reached into hot grease in an attempt to retrieve her earbud."

There are SO many questions not answered by the Lamestream Media State-Approved propaganda News agencies. 

Expect a flood of International, National, State, County, City and separate franchise rules/regulations/policy letters and best business practices (with encouraging commentary) and additional mandatory training and qualification licensing on the proper use and the effects of hot oil upon skin; who may wear earbuds during the duty shift and while conducting what tasks; and (BONUS!)  don't forget that there will be a sternly worded letter of reprimand for our Young Pioneer who ruined a fryer full of expensive deep fryer oil. 

We have no documented evidence of customers complaining their fish sandwiches or fries taste of plastic, wire, or earwax, but we all know it will until the oil gets cooled off and changed again...which will involve an extended time period of non-availability of fried products--just like the permanent ice-cream/milkshake machine being "out of order".

This is precisely why if it has more moving parts than a shovel, it should be left to a professional to operate.

And minimum voting age should be raised to 25