USDA Has Updated Its Nutrition Pyramid

[Colonel Obyezyana]

USDA has updated its Nutrition Pyramid by turning it upside down.

However, the USSA is sticking to its old pyramid chart (at least until Next Tuesday™).

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

I'm Ivan, and I approve this message.

[jackalopelipsky]

RE: Kollective Pyramid

Question - are we eating bugs and worms like prisoners in a NOKO ReEducation Camp and just not talking about it to non Kollective inmates, or what? I think there should be some gecko tail meat in the Kollective’s Food Pyramid, just to keep things real.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Silly Rabbit,

Protein is for Party™ Officials.


Mind your own beets.

[jackalopelipsky]

Silly Rabbit,

Protein is for Party™ Officials.


Mind your own beets.

So, is this your Tractor Barn #2 takeout, Mr. Ambassador?



Can’t Bob be the jackalope’s uncle, too? Equity would at least share some cream gravy….

[jackalopelipsky]

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

A proper chicken fried steak should be large enough to require its own zip code, and it should be visible by satellite imagery.

I'll be stopping at Uncle Bob's next time I go through Belton for (cough) further investigation.



Disgraceful.  Not so much as a beet peeling on the table.

[Red Square]

I see no Jackalope in that food pyramid. So it's not mandatory foodstuff - and that's a good thing, at least for some of us.

A prole can't be too picky, or else. In the words of the classic from Jumping Jackalope Flash:

I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread
I was crowned with a spike right through my head

[jackalopelipsky]

I see no Jackalope in that food pyramid. So it's not mandatory foodstuff - and that's a good thing, at least for some of us.

A prole can't be too picky, or else. In the words of the classic from Jumping Jackalope Flash:

I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread
I was crowned with a spike right through my head

This is so comforting, Red Square.
Jackalopelipsky, isn't pyramid food-stuff. She's just a soul tortured Russian version of an American Gulag Archipelago surfer.

Howabout that CFS Ambassador Ivan's prepared to sacrifice himself for through further investigation? Beef's back on the menu, comrades. And, not just some Ol' Texazistan Meat Vodka some productive gulag prisoners distilled behind the Battery Acid Reclamation Plant.