Comrades, here me out!

[Dr. Chicago]

Comrades,

I have become gravely concerned. After monitoring our latest push with protests in Minneapolis, and around the USSA, it has become evident that our best efforts are not moving the needle in our favor like they have done in the past. Monitoring social media is even more depressing as our best attempts at furthering the preferred narrative are being, as the kids say, ratioed... I don't know why this is because in the past we've always been able shape the conversation in our favor. Our recent protests have tried everything; Cosplay, dramatic recitations, drum circles, performance art and even martyrdom, yet nothing appears to be working.

Now here me out. There is one strategy that we have yet to try, and dammit, it's going to really work this time. We need to break out the big guns and really show them we mean business. Here's my proposal for the Kollective. INTERPRETIVE DANCE! That's right, interpretive dance. The Rethuglikkkans and other reactionary types won't know what hit them.

I humbly suggest a meeting at Tractor Barn #2 to work on this new and innovative plan.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago