News We Don't Have Time To Write About (archive)

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If you die fighting ICE you will receive 72 virgin trans-women in heaven.

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Will the Washington Post finally die in darkness?

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The People’s Cube welcomes all fellow travelers who had to abandon Signal. You can coordinate all your activities here without fear of retaliation. The People’s Cube is fully encrypted and safe from law enforcement.

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Ellen DeGeneres’ new fiery protest song, titled "Streets of Minneapolis," features lyrics praising anti-ICE protesters and excoriating President Donald Trump and his administration.

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Anti-ICE license plate tracker patrols to start using pigeons for communications.

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The Right seizes the memes of production with Amelia-style videos.

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The TPC Big Book of New Definitions defines terror as nonviolent action.

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Being a journalist gives you the First Amendment right to commit crime.

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We will pretend to give you free stuff and you will pretend to like it.

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Researchers find communism is the leading cause of death of communists.

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Illegal aliens as part of the census to determine electoral votes and congressional seats undermines our Article IV Section 4 Constitutional guarantee to a republican form of government.

A republican form of government is a constitutional representative form of government.

A republican form of government necessarily implies the actual constituents who are represented.

If illegal aliens can be used by a faction to cancel our actual representation in government then that is violating our civil rights under the Constitution to a republican form of government. It is violating ALL Americans Constitutional civil right to republican form of government and is a tyrannical form of government.

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"I'm from the government and I'm here to help myself."