16 Die From Hypothermia After Experiencing the "Warmth of Collectivism" in NY

[Panem Et Circenses]

New York, NY -- New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani delivered a heartfelt inauguration speech a month ago promising the city would soon experience the "Warmth of Collectivism."  That warmth quickly turned into compassionate changes to city policies, such as allowing homeless camps in the city.

Then global warming caused a massive snowstorm to hit the area and subject the state to severe cold for days.  According to Mamdani, the 16 recent deaths of unhoused persons from hypothermia and overdose were "probably related to this policy change, but that was a completely unforeseen consequence."  He went on to show graphs, charts, and reports from experts and academics showing the benefits of allowing mentally ill people and drug addicts to live on the streets.

The Mayor was also asked about snow accumulation and reports from some media outlets that the streets weren't being cleared effectively.  Mamdani said the city was overwhelmed right now and citizens might soon be asked to help out.  As he was getting into his Mayoral limousine, he added brightly "with everyone pitching in, it will be like a big party.  Bring warm clothes and a shovel!"

[Colonel Obyezyana]

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani delivered a heartfelt inauguration speech a month ago promising the city would soon experience the "Warmth of Collectivism."  

 

[jackalopelipsky]

Courtesy is a warm, fuzzy blanket in Mamdani World.



Do something dumb that lands you in the hospital and maybe you too could get a courtesy visit from The Smiling Mamdani!



Mamdani’s courtesy knows no boundaries!

It’s all covfefe now, comrades

[Margaret]

Everyone needs to turn their thermometers all the way up and open all their doors and windows. Heat the outdoors.

A little sacrifice goes a long way.

[trashmouth]

Everyone needs to turn their thermometers all the way up and open all their doors and windows. Heat the outdoors.

A little sacrifice goes a long way.

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Comrade Margaret, perhaps we could warm things up by burning all those books in the library. Just think, progressives could finally have a warm, glowing feeling, burning the very books that threaten their very existence

[Red Square]

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani delivered a heartfelt inauguration speech a month ago promising the city would soon experience the "Warmth of Collectivism."  

 

Thank you, Comrade Colonel, for the wonderful picture. I have now redistributed it to illustrate the topic.

[Great Stalin's Ghost]

They should put a up billboard in Times Square that continuously updates the Mamdani Death Count. It would be quite a tourist attraction . . . assuming tourists are brave enough to face the embrace of the warmth of collectivism.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani delivered a heartfelt inauguration speech a month ago promising the city would soon experience the "Warmth of Collectivism."  

Thank you, Comrade Colonel, for the wonderful picture. I have now redistributed it to illustrate the topic.

You are welcome, Comrade. The so-called "warmth of collectivism" is a cold comfort indeed.
 

[Red Square]

The snow is snowing
And the wind is blowing
But I can weather the storm!
What do I care how much it may storm?
I've got my collective to keep me warm

Irving Berlin - 1937(!)

Figure 1: A collectivist warming center from the old days in the Motherland. 

Figure 2: Collectivist warming exercises. 

 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

The snow is snowing
And the wind is blowing
But I can weather the storm!
What do I care how much it may storm?
I've got my collective to keep me warm

Irving Berlin - 1937(!)

Figure 1: A collectivist warming center from the old days in the Motherland. 



Figure 2: Collectivist warming exercises. 

Figure 3: Lenin and Trotsky engage in 2-Minute Warmth with the masses.

Figure 4: Red Army guides civilian comrades onto collective-warming platforms.