Hostage Crisis: Texazistan

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MAGA Holding Widow Woman Hostage In Texazistan

This is the kind of story that neighbors shake their collective head about - a 90+ year old widow woman who has resided in a conservative, Christian, University connected neighborhood for decades reveals to her neighbors that she is, and has been, a HOSTAGE in Texazistan.

Especially after the passing of 'The Professor', which left her vulnerable to unsolicited democracy gaslighting her mind.

During the recent Primary in Texazistan, some neighbors posted yard signs in support of their candidate, and then removed them after the election. The WINNERS within her neighborhood removed incumbents that the now 90+ year old Widow Woman® had grown accustomed to hating. Tradition. A known fact of life.

Trust was violated. By her neighbors. When they ended the political career of incumbent politicians she had hated for decades!
A 90+ year old Widow Woman® in Texazistan, who demands release to Rhode Island knows, she can't trust people like that. No matter how much they ask if she needs help getting the wheely bin to the street and back on Trash Day!

Upon hearing from the 90+ year old Widow Woman® demand to be hostage air lifted to Rhode Island, a Christian, married woman and for decades neighbor asked the same neighbors she and the Widow Woman® knew, did this hostage have any family, or contacts, located in Rhode Island? Because, in all their past neighborly conversations, Rhode Island had never been mentioned, not even as a destination. To go from hostage to zero supervision when you're a 90+ year old Widow Woman® seemed uncaring to her as a long time neighbor, conservative, pastor's wife, mother, and grandmother, said in that have mercy kind of sanity to send a neighborly signal to the hostage in this hostage crisis, happening now in Texazistan.

"At least here, we pay attention as to whether her "Beto" stickered 1988 Corolla has returned to the carport after an outing. To watch that she is able to get safely inside her house, with her cane, purse, and packages. This Widow Woman® has been a neighbor for such a long time. Finding out she's been a hostage the whole time, well that's just sad. But, in all the years we've visited as neighbors, she's never mentioned any connection to Rhode Island. Rhode Island just seems such an out of the blue destination for her," the former pastor's wife remarked.