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Special Message from the Office of Approved Opinions Regarding the Ceuta Incident

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For immediate distribution.  In case you were wondering how you should feel about the cultural enrichment happening in Ceuta.




 

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Now that Rosie is returned to The VART for FCC licensing reform, these approved thoughts will certainly be broadcast LIVE to The Masses! Karenthian women will do their part making sure their neighbors comply with only Certified Approved Thoughts on what Ceuta’s cultural enrichment practices mean.

Thank you, Panem!

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Karenthian women? Weren't they in the Odyssey?

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Gee, I thought that the Karenthian women were an offshoot of the tribe that Hercules and the chicken-fat people forced to cross the border into the land of Percules. As I understand it, it was Karenthian women who randomly drew out names and addresses out of thin air and asked the chicken-fat people to remove their sandals, spin around in circles four times while uniformed transgendered, polygendered people prodded them with bad dispositions. It was Hercules with a typewritten Greek manuscript with complete stage directions and sound effects that forced Karenthian women to turn away from engaging in histrionic and ad hominem attacks. And now, horror-stricken historians will always remember that very day when Karenthian women’s glistening touch was forever turned into a mere handful of socially retarded freaks while occasionally wearing silly hats.


 
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