[7/26/2024] From the Re-Elect Kamala Harris Campaign: For Immediate Release.
The following updated campaign materials, advertisements, and official endorsements should provide the requisite clarification as to the correct pronunciation of our 2024 Democratic presidential candidate's birth name, Ms. Kamala Harris.


Although she currently serves in the capacity of Vice-President of the United States of America, the greatest political and most heavily weaponized entity on Earth, there has been some silly confusion - particularly by the bigoted, anti-democratic, anti-Marxist right - about the pronunciation. Let the following settle the debate without the necessity of taking up arms or filing too many lawsuits.

Additional Note: Particularly it is not pronounced "Camel Toe." -- The Staff.

Thank you for telling the truth, Centers for Disease Control. The jackalope has been traveling since your Truth Blast but wanted to relay "message received." Being a jackalope of Texazistan, the Camel Hairs pronunciation of the name 'Kamala Harris' makes total sense.

It’s Camel Hairrrrs! Don’t disrespect it.