PURGE #1: James Earl Carter

ACHTUNG! VHY VAS I NOT INFORMED OF ZHIS? My apologies for intervening in Politburo matters, but I just found out zhat Oberst Carter vas being purged. In light of zhis, I give new information.

Von: Ze chages on zhe beating of a swimming killer vabbit are true, but it was in order to help defeat ze Vestern Zionists! Information acquired from loyal Gestapho agents in the RNC have shown zhat ze Republician Zionists have been genetically altering zhe wabbits to turn zhem into wabbits zhat can cross oceans. After zhat zhey put a camera and a microphone on ze wabbits and train zem to follow and keep survalience on anti- Zionists and report zhem to zhe Vast Wright Ving Conspiricy. Vhen zhe Oberst saw zhe wabbit after he was contacted about zhem, he did hiz patriotic duty and beat zhe evil wabbit off vith vatever vas handy.  Though it is sad to see any species die out, zhis was for the good of all Nationalists, Jihadists, Socalists, Poleratarians, Communists,   and Nazis (Nazi is a conjecture of National Socalist) everyvhere.

Two: Zhe false spotting vhas a cover up by a double of zhe Oberst so he could be accounted for at another place vhen he vas in fact getting information to loyal spies who had at zhat time inviltrated ze VRWC. Zhat zhe double vould ran across Comerade Laika on survalence of zhe Oberst was a von million in von chance.


Three: Zhe inzultz at Comerade Hillary ver part of a cover so zhat with his inzultz, he vould be under less survalene zhan others and zherfore more free to sabatoge zhe enemy.

Vour: So he lusted after vomen eh? Zhat is not news! Even Comerade Stalin lusted avter vomen, but vould not settle down because zhe Tsars had to be overthrown to make vay for zhe Soviet Union! Another thing is zhat Stalin veralized zhe futality of zhe heterosexual couple, as a matter of vact zhe Great Patriotic Var as you call it vas a dispute between zhe Fuher and Stalin over zher love chiled Saddam Hussien, so zhey made zhis agreement: Zhe vould have a var and zhe Vinner got Saddamn and zhe loser commited suicide. Zhe Fuher said not to loathe zhe Soviets as zhe very just doing vhat zhe vere ordered.

For zhe otzer crimes I have no defenses. It is my recomendation zhat you publicly purge him but let him loose to help sabotage zhe enemy.

Our Glorious Third Riech (Or vhat is left of it anyvay) Vould like to extend an alliance to our fellow Socalists zhe Politburo against our commen enemy: Zhe Vestern Zionists. Ve vill do anthing vhe can to help zhe revolution.

HEil Hillary!

Sincirly
Reichfuher SS Hit H. Ead


Was bedeuten das? Ein Bellen Mondfledermaus? Hilfen mich leute! Sofort!

Sieg Heil,
Hillary
 

Did I miss much?  Who is J. Carter in the first place?  I must have heard something in my head...need some medication.  Dr. Fuku, where are you?  (It's all this bookwork that keeps my head spinning.)

Vladimir Ivanov

Update 8/22/05: I've re-educated myself on this subject, and now I am ready to bring more people to be purged.  Stay tuned...I will send the list shortly via the People's Mail (or P-mail for short).

Vladimir Ivanov
 

Dear Hillary,

Have you given any thought to the next purge? I have a suggestion. This Cindy Sheehan woman is really making a name for herself. She could become a political threat to you sometime down the road. 2008 looms. I say: purge with a purpose! You are the revolution, babe. To paraphrase Stalin "No woman, no problem." Don't let this Cindy Sheehan upstart usurp your Party. She would only use it for her own devices.

Absolutely NOT! She is a U.S. 1st  Class. (Useful Stooge) She is to take a big part in our Coup d'etat on September 24th.

Hillary
 

How can you dare convict Jimmy Carter of not supporting The Glorious Revolution after he said this?

"...in some ways the [American] Revolutionary War could have been avoided. It was an unnecessary war."

Read more of Carter's great pro-Bolshevik activities which this inglorious right-wing reactionary blog dares to call "crimes"

http://1776er.blogspot.com/2004/10/jimm ... umbag.html
 

Can we just strap Jimmy to a rocket and shoot him into the sun?
 

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Can we just strap Jimmy to a rocket and shoot him into the sun?



I'd rather strap a rocket up his cracker butt    (I)
 

Kommissar Betty

Can we just strap Jimmy to a rocket and shoot him into the sun?

Very unwise.  A "wet blanket" of Carter's magnitude would extinguish a wide swath of the Sun, ending global warming and thwarting the campaign to rid the U.S. of its fossil fuel production and, by proxy. its worls dominance.

Hillary in '06, '08, and '12
 

OK, since I am the Red Queen, I am in favor of saying "Off with his head!" and I would suggest Comrade Betty sharpen his guillotine, but since this is the Peoples Cube, the rules state that the committee of the Cube as a whole should get to vote on the punishment. I think Red Square could put together a poll of all the suggestions made and since James Earl Carter is fond of observing and refereeing other peoples elections, we should let him referee his own demise. So it is written, let it be done!

Your Purge Pussycat,
Hillary
 

Komrades! Komrades! Komrades!
Halt the Purge! (Temporarily, of course!)

During Glorious deliberations regarding Purge of non-person "C", we somehow managed to get ahead of ourselves in our enthusiasm to slavishly do the will of Komrade Hilary (not to worry Komrades! Guilty verdict is assured and NOT in question).
Discovery of this perilous, but not fatal situation was pointed out to me when I consulted Older Komrade (Hero of Revolution, Order of Lenin, Star of Lenin, Order of Stalin, Star of Stalin, Hero of Revolution...oops, Komrades, already mentioned that) as to proper procedures.

Older Komrade sagely advised as follows:
1) Verdict of Guilty is never in doubt or of issue in Purge of this Nature (for the good of the Party and the glorification of Komrade Hilary).
2) Before any "liquidation" of non-person "C", proper Party Rules must be followed with all Proper Party Decorum!
a) After mock trial, oops, serious trial of crimes against State and Revolution, of running-dog crypto kapitalist non-person "C", all crimes against Party, Lenin, Stalin, State, Revolution, and most glorious Komrade Hilary, guilty running-dog non-person "C" MUST perform public dunce walk in full Party approved dunce attire with Party approved sign with Party approved lettering stating all crimes dunce is guilty of (could be very long sign in this case).
b) Dunce must go through thorough re-education camp and pass all mandatory indoctrination, oops, enlightenment classes (NOTE! this is re-education, NOT re-habilitation!)
c) Once dunce has been re-educated, dunce must once again confess all crimes (etc., etc., etc.), and Praise Party for showing dunce Shining Path of Party Enlightenment.

Once all of above has been successfully completed, dunce is assigned "lodging" at LeFortivo "recreation" facility and appointment is made with Komrade Felix Dzerzhinsky.
 

Oh brother! Kommissar Betty, what a bunch of longwinded crap. Just line 'em up and purge the bastards. I'm tired of all the bourgeois bullshit. The revolution has no rules.
 

Even money the old fart dies of natural causes before this endless purge is over with.  Then again, a purge is to be savored like a fine wine, nut gulped like "Billy Beer"
 

We, the underpictured, demand a halt to these proceedings and the immediate release of Comrade Carter!





"President Carter Here Recites his National Anthem with hand upon heart (music HERE)":

Hasten to battle, men of Bayamo,
For the homeland looks proudly to you.
You do not fear a glorious death,
Because to die for the country is to live.
To live in chains
Is to live in dishonour and ignominy.
Hear the clarion call,
Hasten, braves ones, to battle!
 

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We, the underpictured, demand a halt to these proceedings and the immediate release of Comrade Carter!


I don't see Jimmy pictured anywhere above, do you?

PSSST Red Square do the PhotoShop thang ;)
 

It's a Wonderful Life for Jimmy the Moonbatman. Just like in the movie - if he hadn't been alive just think how different the world would be; just think how many people his life has ..., er ..., touched.



No single president of the United States has affected the Middle East like Jimmy Carter!

http://saipa.us/messages.html

And if you think you can purge this paragon of proletarian virtue you've got another thing coming! Moonbatman has his own moonbat nut-mobile. (He's a submariner you know.)


Powered by free revolutionary Venezuelan oil!

"Catch me, catch me if you can! I'm the Moonbatman! The Moonbatman!" - Jimmy Carter as he makes ready to blast off to his top secret Moonbatman cave on the dark side of the moon.




"Catch me, catch me if you can! I'm the Moonbatman! The Moonbatman! Ha, ha, ha, ha ..."

Not only that but he's planning to be a big part of the Sept. 24th Washington DC coup. You can't purge the original Moonbatman! He's done so much for the revolution. And he plans on doing a lot more!


Hmmmmm.......You got me thinking Otis. Jimmah could lead a penal battalion of Barking Moonbats in storming the North Entrance on the 24th. If he retreats, we shoot him, if he's successful, he get's rehabilatated and we still shoot him, then we can give him a State Funeral where I can sob big crocky-dile tears, like Stalin at Kirov's funeral.

http://www.cyberussr.com/rus/kirov.html

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/RUSkirov.htm

Hillary

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Darling, darling, - he's already on the dark side of the moon. Out of communication, you know. But there's so much more!  Just wait and see ... um ... I don't think he knows anything about the North Entrance though ... but now I do have to go and join him. And I am loyal to him love, you know. Out of communication again, damn it all ...

Comrade Otis
Doctor of Dictatorship
 

I rike you post Comlad Otis.  Come visit in my countly -- I invite you just like this man (making shakey with my poppy):



Tanks! Tanks a lot, sir !!! Lots of tanks! We've always liked you, too!

There'll be a lots of the work to do on Sept. the 24th. Can Jimmy the Moonbatman and I count on you and your loyal Red Star Reds?

Comrade Otis
Doctor of Dictatorship
 

Hey Hillary!

When I told you to "zip it", I didn't mean for you to be silent forever...someone throw me a bone, here!

Where the hell are you? Why has this purge stalled? Do I have to send Gold Member after you?? Or perhaps you'd like Fat Bastard to sit on your face?? muahaha...muahhhahaha...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

I thought Fat Bastard lost a ton of weight on the Subway diet.
 

that's what will suffocate him...the excess skin...muahaha...muahaha...MUAHAHAHA!!
 

Well Dr. Evil, I have been discussing feminist liberation sociology with your wife Frau Farbissina while applying some "hands on instructions".
She won't be coming home.
Apparently, from our discussion, even Mini-Me has more going for him than you. The only thing that's "mini" around here is your schwantz.

Hillary
 

Oh, well, Hillary...how petty...so my schwartz is not as big as yours...no matter.

This still does not explain the lack of progress of the purge...perhaps we need new leadership...someone who's a mover and a shaker...someone like the "first black President of the United States" perhaps???muahaha...muhahahaha...MUAHAHAHAHA!

Yes! Quick, Number 1! to Harlem!! We must find William Jefferson Clinton!!!!

He should be behind his desk with a brunette between his thighs...
 

You better be careful Dr. Evil; Carter was challenging Hillary like you are now, and just look at him now. He has been purged and about to be beheaded by my Mark VII Guillotine!
 

I'll just travel to another place in time, dear Kommissar...and I still have a deadly "laser" that can destroy entire cities faster than that bitch Katrina...muahaha...muahahaha...MUAHAHAHAHA!!

Besides...who do you think REALLY pulls the strings in that household? some lesbo? or a man's man, like Billy boy?
 

I'm pretty sure Hillary plays the man in that relationship.
 

It's kind of hard to tell, really. I mean, she let him dip his wick into every hole coming down the pike, and then feigns shock in her book...evil wicked bitch! Oh...I'm sporting wood...muahaha...MUAHAHAHA!
 

Mien not so goot doctor Evil,
I would advise zat you cease in your attacks against our ally, ze great Hillary.  Ze remains of ze Third Reich are stonger than you would know.  ODESSA made sure of that after ze war.  Also, ze mission of your "covert agent" Frau Farbissina who flew so well under ze radar of even our own beloved ally Hillary had been compromised from ze begining.  Plus Hillary confided in me that she vas only in it for ze ass anyvay.  By ze vay, what are you a doctor of exactly?  Because I heard zat your doctorate thesis vas on ze American "scholar" Hienrick David Thoreau.  What an f-ing hippie, dancing around in zat lake called...vat vas it...Valden?  Nien f-ing vith ze comrads of ze thousand year reich.

P.S. F zat retard Hitler in ze ass for taking avay mien army.

Sincerely Yours,
Field Marshal Erwin Rommel
 

After careful consideration and advice from the Cube Committee as a whole, I hereby pass sentence on one James Earl Carter.
Ex-President Carter, you are instructed to build homes in the New Orleans region for every government dependant, welfare sucking, entitlement whining, gumbo gobbling geek who moaned on behalf and to the liberal media in the aftermath of Hurricane Hilla....er...Katrina. You are to receive your blueprints from Mayor Nagin, Governor Blanco, and Senator Landrieu, who all three put together couldn't do the the blueprints for a doghouse, let alone a child's tree shack. Dr. Evil will swing the hammer while you hold the nails. After that is complete, you shall build Habitats for Gerbils to ensure Southern Decadence is a success for future generations of Colon Commandos to parade in their division of the Anal Army through the aptly named French Quarter. This should keep you busy until the year 2525, should you live that long.
 Many thanks go out to all who made this a very successful Purge Season, especially Red Square for his artistic talent, Dr. Fuku for ending the Malaise Fever Plague, Comrade Betty for his razor sharp wit and guillotine, and of course Kamenev and Zinoviev, for their technical advice and "who had been there and done that."
 I also like to thank our corporate sponsor Conservatalis TM, who without their capitalist dollars, I couldn't whore for my campaign and pretend to be something I'm not. It works for me, how about you?
 Last but certainly the least, I'd like to thank the toiling masses of the Great Proletariat to whom this Purge Season is dedicated to. May it put the fear of the Party back into your spine so you can shovel some more of whatever needs shoveled.

This ends the Summer 2005 Purge Season. It was Purrrrrrfect.


Hillary, Your Purge Pussycat.
 

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Habitats for Gerbils to ensure Southern Decadence is a success for future generations of Colon Commandos to parade in their division of the Anal Army through the aptly named French Quarter.


What are you saying here?
 

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What are you saying here?


Wi, wi!
We love the gerbils!
 

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By Kommissar Betty
9/18/2005, 7:27 pm

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Habitats for Gerbils to ensure Southern Decadence is a success for future generations of Colon Commandos to parade in their division of the Anal Army through the aptly named French Quarter.



What are you saying here?



Ask the Sparrow Prince! Then solve the riddle of the Cantata Fish.
 

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Ask the Sparrow Prince! Then solve the riddle of the Cantata Fish.


Yor're just getting me confused! Remember, you're talking to someone with D.U.M.B. Syndrome!
 

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After that is complete, you shall build Habitats for Gerbils to ensure Southern Decadence is a success for future generations of Colon Commandos to parade in their division of the Anal Army through the aptly named French Quarter.


Remember, gerbils are people, too!
 

Dear Socialist Brethernniks;

He has fooled us all with his professed good intentions, but I rise now to announce that he is E-VIL!!  I know this because I've meakoned on to huplicitous, wily ways.  While wearing my secret Jimmy Carter Decoder Peanut in my ear, I heard him tell his juntanistas the following.  "Now I know my daughta Ama told me Emanuel Lewis was the Anti-Christ, but I don't think that precludes him from being required reading in every American School.  And I also think Hugo Chavez stole his election fair and square.  Now if he could have taught Al Gore a thing or two, things would be so much better here today.  Me and my bueno amigo Fidellito have consoling one another ever since...."

The only fair punishment for Jimma would be immediate deportment and committal to the mental institutiion cum prison in Mariel, Cuba.
 

Dim Jimmy

Dear Socialist Brethernniks;

He has fooled us all with his professed good intentions, but I rise now to announce that he is E-VIL!!  I know this because I've meakoned on to huplicitous, wily ways.  While wearing my secret Jimmy Carter Decoder Peanut in my ear, I heard him tell his juntanistas the following.  "Now I know my daughta Ama told me Emanuel Lewis was the Anti-Christ, but I don't think that precludes him from being required reading in every American School.  And I also think Hugo Chavez stole his election fair and square.  Now if he could have taught Al Gore a thing or two, things would be so much better here today.  Me and my bueno amigo Fidellito have consoling one another ever since...."

The only fair punishment for Jimma would be immediate deportment and committal to the mental institutiion cum prison in Mariel, Cuba.

Who the hell is Jimmy Carter? never heard of him...
 

And yet... Barbara from http://quidnimis.org/ posted this diagram made by her son. AMERICA WILL NEVER FORGET!



Oh, the horror! It was a big splay-toed Killer Swamp Rabbit!

BTW, What's Ham Jordan up to now-a-days? Still in Re-hab?

Laika
 

Comrades in Hollywood are trying to resurrect the corpse of non-person C. in an award-winning movie called Jimmy Carter Man from Plains. Didn't they get the memo? Of course, in their "documentary" it's not the real non-person acting, the edges of the cardboard cutout are showing. What is going on?

Of course they may be trying to create a fictional heroic image that has nothing to do with the real person. Then it would be compliant with the Party line and the best traditions of the progressive myth-making whereby the subject being lionized must first be rubbed out or at the very least isolated from any contact with real humans.


 

The entire movie is him trying to get peanuts to grow in the White House.
 

Is this a "Jonathan Dhimmi" production?

We might have to re-purgitate.
 

I think I've heard he was secretly building homes for evil rich white RethugliKKKan oil tycoons.
Let his Habitats (mansions) be confiscated by The State and given to the poor!