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PURGE #2: Nancy (Paisley Patchouli) Pelosi

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Comrades!

Unfortunately, the Party has too many useful idiots and a bad sense of political timing, allowing Nancy Pantaloons too close to the throne for my personal liking and comfort. What is mine shall rightfully become mine and no wine guzzling, union busting, closet hippie and Deadhead is going to stand in my way and cast a shadow on my ordained place in the sun! Purification is the Order of the Day and a culling of the Herd is an absolute necessity!

Purge I say and Purge we will, so help me Stalin!

Comrade Krissy, our mole in San Francisco has prepared the official indictment. Feel free to pile on as much as you like afterwards comrades!

You all know the rules.
Let the Purge begin!

From Comrade Krissy Keefer, a real Progressive hippie candidate from San Francisco:

The Truth About Nancy Pelosi

https://www.keeferforcongress.com/content/view/32/68/

San Francisco's one current representative in Congress is Nancy Pelosi. Some view her positively, and she can talk the talk when in the right company. But she doesn't walk the walk on the biggest issues. In many ways, she's simply out of step with San Francisco.

Consider the Iraq War and the Patriot Act as issues on which the San Francisco Board of Supervisors and her constituents are on the record. On both issues, she's voted against the stated views of the people she represents. We live in a democracy, and she should expect to be held accountable for such votes.

1. War On Iraq

March 20, 2003 - The day after the war on Iraq was launched, as thousands upon thousands of her constituents were marching in the streets of San Francisco protesting the unilateral invasion, Pelosi was in Congress condemning the demonstrators. She voted that very day for a resolution declaring "unequivocal support and appreciation to the president...for his firm leadership and decisive action." And she used her leadership position in Congress to urge others to sign on to the resolution.

November 2, 2004 - In a referendum put to Pelosi's constituents, 63% voted in favor of the statement, "The federal government should take immediate steps to end the U.S. occupation of Iraq and bring our troops safely home now." This number, 63%, is surely low, as the entire city of San Francisco voted on it, while Pelosi only represents the city's more progressive eastern half. Likely 75% or more of Pelosi's constituents voted to affirm this anti-war statement.

January 12, 2005 - Two months after the November referendum, Bay Area Congressional Representatives Lynn Woolsey, Barbara Lee, Pete Stark, and Sam Farr joined Democratic colleagues from across the country in signing a letter to President Bush calling for the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq. Pelosi refused to sign on.

November 17, 2005 - Last fall, when Rep. John Murtha (D-PA) made his brave, groundbreaking call for immediate withdrawal from Iraq, Pelosi stood up and said, "Representative Murtha speaks for himself." And just one day later, on Nov. 18, 2006, she voted against immediate withdrawal from Iraq. She used her leadership position as House Democratic Leader to encourage others to oppose Murtha. Doing so helped to kill the momentum building at that time to force a timetable for troop withdrawals.

November 30, 2005 - Two weeks later (interestingly, just after local San Francisco Green Medea Benjamin spoke about possibly running against Pelosi), Pelosi reversed course and said she supported Murtha's call for immediate withdrawal. Still she took no action and refused to use her leadership position to call for a 'party caucus position,' which would have put the majority of the Democratic Party on record against the war and shifted the national debate about the war. Indeed, at a point when two thirds of Americans had begun to acknowledge that the invasion of Iraq was a mistake, and when a majority were first saying that the time had come to start rectifying that mistake by bringing troops home, Pelosi's actions stalled the national debate and weakened the Democratic Party's stance.

Pelosi has voted again and again to approve ever-increasing military spending. Every year, she's a reliable ally of the military when they invariably request more. Of specific note, in 2002, she voted for a bill that allocated billions of new money for the development of new low-yield 'usable' nuclear weapons. In 2003, she voted in favor of a bill that exempted the military from the Endangered Species Act and the Marine Mammal Protection Act.

2. Patriot Act

Despite the opposition of San Franciscans, Pelosi did not join — let alone lead — the 66 legislators who opposed this Orwellian legislation. No, she voted for the Patriot Act, which gives enormous, unwarranted power to the executive branch, unchecked by meaningful judicial review. This new authority has been used against American citizens in routine criminal investigations unrelated to terrorism, against immigrants within our borders legally, and against those whose First Amendment activities are deemed by the Attorney General to be threats to national security. Again, she used her powerful leadership position in Congress to urge other representatives to vote with her.

See Pelosi's own words on her promise to "stand shoulder to shoulder with the President" on this and other erosions of civil liberties in the name of fighting terrorism.

3. Nsa Wiretapping

Pelosi was one of very few legislators who learned about Bush's authorization of secret warrant-less wiretapping of U.S. citizens. She chose to go along with Bush's wishes and to say nothing for six months about this clear violation of the Constitution. "I was advised of President Bush's decision to provide [wiretapping] authority to the National Security Agency...and I have been provided with updates on several occasions," she acknowledged.

4. NAFTA

Pelosi voted for NAFTA (the North American Free Trade Agreement) and supported it throughout its tortuous path into law. She has supported, and continues to support, other similar laws that entrench and exacerbate the most exploitative types of globalization, and generally refuses to insist on environmental or labor clauses in these bills to mitigate their worst effects. While she finally did vote against CAFTA (the Central American Free Trade Agreement) during the highly contentious vote last July, she chose not to use her leadership position to convince others to follow her lead, effectively assuring its passage. CAFTA passed 217-215, with 15 Democrats voting for it.

5. No Child Left Behind

Pelosi voted for this bill, another counter-intuitively named Bush law. In addition to, according to the latest Harvard study, accomplishing the opposite of its stated goal ? bringing minority achievment up to national levels? this school 'reform' withholds federal money from any school which does not provide military recruiters not only with access to facilities, but also with contact information for every student. This bill also withholds federal money from any school district that prevents or denies students from participating in constitutionally protected prayer in public schools, and also withholds federal money to any school district that denies Boy Scouts the use of school facilities but allows other youth groups to use those same facilities.

6. Tax Cuts for the Wealthy

Pelosi has voted to support Bush's call for raising the debt ceiling to finance further military expenditures and saddle future generations with even higher debt payments. She also opposed a call from progressives to examine the effect of the 1.35 trillion dollar 2001 tax cut on the budget before voting on this bill to go further into debt.

She opposed an effort by progressives to raise the issue of corporate corruption during 2002, as Republicans were making a concerted attempt to make permanent the various temporary provisions in the $1.35 trillion Bush tax cut of 2001.

7. Presidio Privatization

Not only has this been bad for San Francisco, but it's providing a precedent for efforts to privatize other national parks around the country. The SF Guardian reported:

It's been just over 10 years since Congress passed Rep. Nancy Pelosi's Presidio Trust legislation, effectively creating the first privatized national park in the United States. The results are pretty clear: Just cruise through the Presidio and check out the gigantic new office complex George Lucas has built. In fact, the private business interests that were given control of the park in 1995 now oversee more than 80 percent of the 1,408-acre parcel. The goal of the privatizers: raise enough money from development, leases, and other real estate deals to pay the entire cost of running the park by 2013. That's what Pelosi's legislation requires.

It's a terrible disaster for San Francisco. And at the time we warned it would set a terrible precedent for the nation: Once you turn the national parks over to private interests and require the parks to pay for themselves, you'll get the equivalent of Nike Corp. putting logos on the Grand Canyon and casinos demanding concessions at Yosemite.

Guess what? Just as we had feared and warned, the Republicans have discovered Pelosi's lovely precedent, and are looking at ways to privatize 350 million acres of public land. A rider by Rep. Richard Pombo (R-Tracy) that would have allowed big corporations to take over public parcels for almost nothing nearly snuck into a 2005 budget bill. And earlier this year, Rep. Mark Souder, an Indiana Republican, introduced a bill that would in many ways mirror Pelosi's model for the entire national park system, by cutting back on park funding and requiring the parks to find corporate sponsors to make up the difference.

This is a gigantic leap from the philosophy behind the formation of the national park system a century ago. National parks aren't supposed to be revenue generators. They're supposed to be publicly supported and publicly controlled places where the public can enjoy the natural world.

For years, the right wing of the Republican party has been trying to undo that social contract: When Ronald Reagan was president, his interior secretary, James Watt, proposed letting Disney take over the Grand Canyon – but the idea was so roundly dismissed as lunacy that it never went very far.

In fact, nobody really took it seriously until a San Francisco Democrat, a woman who is now the highest-ranking Democratic politician in Washington, decided to give it liberal credibility

8. Gay Marriage

Pelosi refused to support gay marriage and kept silent for over a month after gay marriages began in San Francisco. Then, when it was safe, once the California Supreme Court had halted the marriages, she emerged and said that she had in fact supported gay marriage all along.

9. GMO Foods

She voted against progressives, and supported Bush in his challenge on rules for export/import of genetically-modified foods to Europe.

10. Public Power

She has repeatedly taken no position on the huge grassroots efforts to bring public power to San Francisco. A 'no position' from San Francisco's primary representative in D.C. has effectively robbed San Francisco of leadership on implementation of the federal Raker Act's mandate on public power for San Francisco.

11. Renewable Energy

She voted against increasing funding for renewable energy on June 25, 2004
She votedagainst allocating $52 million from fossil fuel to renewables on June 21, 2001

12. Sentencing Guidelines

Pelosi voted against progressives and supported an amendment that severely limits judges' discretion specifically their ability to departure downward when sentencing offenders under the Federal Sentencing Guidelines. This amendment forces judges to ignore extenuating circumstance and limits their flexibility when handing down sentences. It also requires the Department of Justice to develop a black list of judges who use downward departures in these types of cases.

13. 'Rave' Parties

On April 10, 2003, Pelosi voted to effectively ban the popular dance parties called 'raves'. The RAVE Act (Reducing America's Vulnerability to Ecstacy Act) gives federal prosecutors new powers to shut down community events and punish business owners for hosting and promoting them, potentially subjecting innocent business-owners to enormous fines and imprisonment if customers sell or use drugs on premises or at their events even if they were not involved in the offenses in any way. According to the Electronic Music Defense & Education Fund: "Punishing innocent businessmen and women for the crimes of their customers is unprecedented in U.S. history."

14. Unions

Despite receiving the Cesar Chavez Award from the United Farmworkers Union, Pelosi and her husband own a $25 million vineyard which is a non-union shop.
The Pelosis are also partners in a restaurant chain called Piatti, which has 900 employees. The chain is also a non-union shop.

15. Personal Finances

While the details of a candidate's personal life shouldn't generally be considered when analyzing that candidate's suitability for public office, Pelosi's status as a multi-millionaire property tycoon is germane in analyzing her above policy decisions. Under law, she has declared she owns with her husband two vineyards in St. Helena and Rutherford, Calif., worth from $6-26 million. The Pelosis also own six California properties worth from $3-11 million. There are many more millions of dollars worth of real estate and stock owned solely by her husband Paul, but she hasn't yet had to specify exactly how much and has only given ballpark figures. Of note, in their portfolio is part ownership of the luxurious CordeValle Golf Club in San Martin, CA, which they were granted a permit to build in 1996 only if they created natural habitats for several local endangered species. To date, these habitats still have not been built. The golf course has also been cited for polluting groundwater. They have hired lobbyists to fight the regulations.

Her status as fabulously wealthy may explain why she has voted at times with Bush on tax cuts and wars that benefit only this nation's extremely wealthy and powerful.


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Ow wow, she's so un-San Francisco values man, like country clubs man, and golf courses too! And keepin' out the unions in her vinyards....that's it, I'm not drinkin' another bottle of Cisco man, I'm protestin'! No more Thunderbird either! But like, I'm not givin' up the Mad Dog, I draw the line there.
She's against Rave parties too....? Aw, man that's just way way way too much. What are the kids going to do? What a freakin' bummer, man! And to think Pig Pen gave her all those backstage passes! Never again man, never again!
Hey, Krissy got 9,000 votes! That's a victory man! That's showing "The Establishment"!

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This womyn, no I won't even give her that much respect. Let me start again, this WOMAN (much better) has done enough already to hurt us and our thirst for power. She, in all her zeal, has single handedly committed high crimes against the Party and the Party center. This whole election was about us installing world socialism and she wants to focus all the media attention on herself! APPALING!

Your Excellency, she hurts your chances now, I even heard she had Presidential aspirations of her own. Are we really going to let her get away with this? Can we go to sleep at night in our ditches or Madison Ave. penthouses knowing that Fancy Pants will squander any hope of a one party nanny-state? I say no comrades! I will also say, that if Ms. Fancy Pants had any shred of credibility, she would come before these proceedings and defend herself against the heinous crimes she committed on behalf of her own "self-interest".


I call on my colleagues to move for a motion to present witnesses, damaging fabrications of the "truth" and other means of criticism to tear down the Goliath that is Ms. Fancy Pants. We must make a hard example out of her, that no one and I mean NO ONE will make a fool out of us!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE H.R.C! PURGE SQUAKER PELOSIVICH!

P.S- Don't I get something out of delivering Jimmy to the U.S Senate? Maybe more powers, a fatter paycheck and a bigger staff to do what I please. Oh, and some office space on Soviet Hill?

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Paisley Pelosi, gloom and doomin' she's the Speaker and we don't care,
Gonna purge her down by the river, don't let her come up soon for air.

Fake liberal come on, under the radar, we can have low times if youll abide
We can discover the wonders of lying, watching neo-cons go commit suicide.

Shes got everything that's frightful, she'll tax everything we need,
Fakes a deal, calls it bi-partisan, tax the citizens ‘til they bleed

She comes lying with words of bullshit, you can bet that's what she'll spew,
She dont care if it's hard to swallow, she's the Speaker and that's what she'll do.

Well, she can dance a gay rhythm, jump like an illegal, that ain't jive.
She's the Speaker now for spring, fall and winter. The Dow Jones will take a dive.

Paisley Pelosi, ringing that doombell, caught up in klieglight, come on out singing
Ill walk in the Moonbat shine, give her all yer money, don't you want to flee?

Shes got everything that's frightful, she'll tax everything we need,
Fakes a deal, calls it bi-partisan, tax the citizens ‘til they bleed

Sometimes when the cuckoos crying, when the moon has all it's bats,
Sometimes when the night is dying, I take me out and I wander…….. just where the hell I'm at.

Moonbat libscheme, hugging all the tall trees, puffing like the wind goes
Blooming like a Red Rosa, breathing more commie,
Ride our singin, Ill walk you in the Red Dawn sunshine
Sunshine, daydream. sunshine, daydream. walking in the sunshine.

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I see a Grammy in someone's not so distant future! Uh huh, you know who I'm talking about, go on comrade Garcia get down with your bad ole' socialist self, go on!


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Your Excellency,

After much thought and consideration on behalf of the proper Party organs in the Peoples Commonwealth of Virginia, we the unwashed villagers of this ungrateful state have reached the conclusion that Squawker Pelosivich must retain her standing in the Party.

Yes, we have turned out many votes amongst the vast many against this charlaton, but we have found that it would serve Her Excellency in a manner most fitting if she (the accused) would be able to operate in her newly stolen position.

Your Excellency, we must come to terms with ourselves and find it in our non-existent consciences that this thing that wears red pant suits will serve the revolution and set a clear path for your coronation in 2008. However; it not like me to ask for mercy for one person and not give the masses blood, gore and pandemonium. I find it now, after much deliberation and soul searching (Ha! I have no soul!) that we should give the masses a candidate of greater unusefulness, I say we throw the switch for GORE AND BONNIE FWANK, two individualist who have failed the revolution and who will be obstacles who will undermine our clamp on Kongressional and Presidential power.

I ask for a Fancy Pants to be reinstated and two new candidates to be brought before the choping block. Its for the children, its all for them.

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*POUNDS SHOE ON PODIUM*
Comrade friend Meow, NO!!!!! WE WILL BURY THE FANCY PANTS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? She CANNOT and WILL NOT be allowed to consolidate so much power as to threaten HRC!!!!

NO reinstatement! Look at what happened with <purged>... Comrade one ping had to stealthily and efficiently (THANK YOU Comrade Ping...SALUTE!) kidnap K and hold him in the undervasserboat after trying to retake power of the Party.

Fancy Pants is DOOMED...*AGAIN pounds shoe on podium* "WE WILL BURY IT!!!"

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*Stands up in a fashion that resembles a Norman Rockwell painting*

*Queue dramatic tear-jerking music*

Dearest friend, colleague, law school buddy and abortionist sympathizer Field Marshal Pravda,

I share your passion, the blood thirsty relentless passion for Peoples justice, and I agree and will kindly ask the Peoples Supreme Court of Peoples Collective Justice to erase my statement from the record. I have reached this conclusion through the wisdom of dear friends and an envelope of hush money and will only ask the court to forgive me for being so out of touch with the electorate who clearly wish to see Fancy Pants smeared all over a cold brick wall.

Because of my foolish comment and the fact that I am out of touch, I duly accept the consequences and will report to Northern Virginia where I will stay in my half a million dollar town house and suck down the finest of aged wines to atone for my sins against these proceedings, there I will find my way again and will reconnect with the will of the People. I can only hope I will rub elbows with the finest the mainstream media has to offer and hold fabulous cocktail parties with them and an angelic host of trial lawyers, for they can help me in this time of confusion and desperation.

I salute you all for your diligence and professionalism,

Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko

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Most highly exaulted Bvt. Field Marshal Pravda Wrote

*POUNDS SHOE ON PODIUM*
Comrade friend Meow, NO!!!!! WE WILL BURY THE FANCY PANTS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? She CANNOT and WILL NOT be allowed to consolidate so much power as to threaten HRC!!!!

Now there's the Supreme Soviet spirit! A Mensch, a real man! A person who understands, not only ME, but with the perils facing World Socialism and the threat Pelosivich presents. Why, just the other day, I could have sworn on Lenin's Tomb I saw a picture of this evil bitch shaking hands and smiling with Bushler, cutting some kind of rotten deal, sealing my doom. Of course, It was probably just another one of my Ketamine induced hallucinations during that Rave party fundraiser I was attending.
Not to worry now, because I have stalwarts like the Field Marshall, whom I shall nominate for "Hero of The Restored Soviet Union and Common Good".
Chairman Meow, as my strange estranged husband used to say "I feel your pain".
Not that I'm an empath or that I'm capable of feeling any pain, but it does feel good to say it, so I'll say it again, I feel your pain.
Well, it's been another long night and the sun is about to rise. My lycanthropy is subsiding and I should get some rest.

xxxxooo,
Hillary

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No one can feel my pain, for it is too deep Your Excellency! I still remember, I remember that horrid day as if it were just last Tuesday. The shrill screeching, the popping and snapping noises. Yes! It was her! It was Pelosivich who killed my pet viper! Comrade Crunch and I were sitting down to a nice lunch while being entertained by dancing drag queens when all of a sudden, BOOM, Pelosivich pulled up in her SUV (running over bunny rabbits and other peaceful woodland creatures in the process) she then walked up and pissed all over comrade Crunch, he fell to the ground and went into convulsions. It was then she turned to me and took my innocent little viper (who I affectionally named Hillary) and snapped her little neck. I was devastated, tormented and I recall soiling myself all in the process of these overwhelming emotions. It was gruesome, but she didn't stop there! No, she walked into my Dacha and smeared her own excrement all over my fine silk drapes because she was jealous that she couldn't have them for her new office. Your Excellency, this woman is a monster! Not to be confused with good monsters such as yourself, but more along the lines of a Mondale monster, the kind that loses elections and then becomes all wrinkly and stuff. I think I saw him once hiding under my bed and waiting to jump out and scare me, but I fooled him and had one of my mistress' to check under the bed before I went to sleep... I haven't seen her since.

*looks around nervously*

I have to go now, remember my story!! REMEMBER!

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*Stifles laugh*

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAASAHHAAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHAHAHA

(I no spell gewd)

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Can we purge her for stuffing the pork-laden federal transportation bill with a patchouli-smuggling tunnel from San Francisco to Washington, DC? She can be found guilty of other pork-barrel projects, such as federally-funded sex-xhange operations for transvestite prostitutes at rest areas along New Jersey and Pennsylvania turnpikes (same highway bill)...

Actually, can we say "pork" without offending our Muslim allies? I guess not. We cannot seriously sue or purge anyone anymore for "p*rk-barrel projects", everyone's off the hook now.

This may work for Harry Reid's defense:

Faux News running dog reporter: "Mr. Reid, tell us more about that pork project where you earmarked a federal bridge from Nevada to your personal property in Arizona."
Selfless Progressive Senate Leader H. Reid: "Uh-uh! You can't say p*k lest you want to anger Mohammed (PBUH)!"

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Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:No one can feel my pain, for it is to deep Your Excellency! I still remember, I remember that horrid day as if it were just last Tuesday. The shrill screeching, the popping and snapping noises. Yes! It was her! It was Pelosivich who killed my pet viper! Comrade Crunch and I were sitting down to a nice lunch while being entertained by dancing drag queens when all of a sudden, BOOM, Pelosivich pulled up in her SUV (running over bunny rabbits and other peaceful woodland creatures in the process) she then walked up and pissed all over comrade Crunch, he fell to the ground and went into convulsions. It was then she turned to me and took my innocent little viper (who I affectionally named Hillary) and snapped her little neck. I was devastated, tormented and I recall soiling myself all in the process of these overwhelming emotions. It was gruesome, but she didn't stop there! No, she walked into my Dacha and smeared her own excrement all over my fine silk drapes because she was jealous that she couldn't have them for her new office. Your Excellency, this woman is a monster! Not to be confused with good monsters such as yourself, but more along the lines of a Mondale monster, the kind that loses elections and then becomes all wrinkly and stuff. I think I saw him once hiding under my bed and waiting to jump out and scare me, but I fooled him and had one of my mistress' to check under the bed before I went to sleep... I haven't seen her since.

*looks around nervously*

I have to go now, remember my story!! REMEMBER!

Meow...that's the funniest post (to me anyway) that you've made..SALUTE!!!

My wife had to czech on me to make sure I was "OK"...as Rodney Dangerfield said, "Gimme one of these" *makes OK sign*

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bunny rabbits
I hope it wasn't a relation to Comrade Snuggle Bunny or the splay toed Swamp Bunny that defended itself against <purged>. They are very useful Party apparatchiks
It was then she turned to me and took my innocent little viper (who I affectionally named Hillary) and snapped her little neck.
Snakes have necks?.......Never mind. Tell me, what kind of a snake was it? Killing a snake is like killing a whale is like riding a bicycle without a man. Maybe we can nail her on the Endangered Species Act. We need to know what kind of snake it was. Didn't comrade Krissy say Pelosivich was supposed to create snake habitat on her golf course or something? Oh, that's just cold blooded and I should know!

H.

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We need to know what kind of snake it was.
Your Excellency!
It was a Spotted Humpback Ivory-Billed One-Horned One-Eyed Flying Purple People Eating Rattler. It was the rarest of the rare, the most endangered of all. She was discovered by the eminent herpatologist, Chairman Meow, in the Castro district of S.F. and now it's gone forever, extinct!.....sniff, sniff.
Pelosivich was supposed to create a habitat for the Hairy Chested Nut-Scratcher on her golf course too!
This is an outrage!

Laika, Friend of Snakes and Hillary.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:
We need to know what kind of snake it was.
Your Excellency!
It was a Spotted Humpback Ivory-Billed One-Horned One-Eyed Flying Purple People Eating Rattler. It was the rarest of the rare, the most endangered of all. She was discovered by the eminent herpatologist, Chairman Meow, in the Castro district of S.F. and now it's gone forever, extinct!.....sniff, sniff.

Good thing its close relative--the Red-Cockaded Spotted Humpback Ivory-Billed One-Horned One-Eyed Flying Purple People Eating Rattler--is still with us.

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Good thing its close relative--the Red-Cockaded Spotted Humpback Ivory-Billed One-Horned One-Eyed Flying Purple People Eating Rattler--is still with us.
Yes, but not for long. Pelosi is destroying the environment faster than Bushler.
Look what happened to the Presidio...Point #7 in the indictment.
Snakes Alive I say! Snakes Alive!
If Pelosi doesn't stand for the snakes, will she stand for Hillary?
I think we already know that answer and where Hillary stands!
Snake Solidarity!

Laika

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Snakes alive! You're right, Laika. The Red-Cockaded Spotted Humpback Ivory-Billed One-Horned One-Eyed Flying Purple People Eating Rattler will never survive the Privatization of our National Parks? Gasp. Horrors. Gulp. The capitalists will build "gigantic new office complex[es]" in its pristine habitat and create more jobs in the surrounding area, thereby ensuring its demise.

Pelosi you've got some 'splainin' to do.

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How about if we Impeach Pelosi? Comrade Crunch has a website where they have these "Memorial" forms that you just fill out and send. We could put Pelosi's name on it.

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That isn't a bad idea Margaret! We could then ask for comrade Krissy to be appointed to her seat in San-Franny! Hmmm, maybe comrade Crotch is not so bad after all.

MY DRAPES WILL BE AVENGED!


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Premier Betty wrote:What's Patchouli anyway?
It's that noise you make whilst hawking up an oyster...you're welcome ;)

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It's that noise you make whilst hawking up an oyster...you're welcome

Ah... that explains everything. I think....

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Geeze Louise!
By Bvt. Field Marshal Pravda
11/14/2006, 11:59 pm

Premier Betty wrote
What's Patchouli anyway?

It's that noise you make whilst hawking up an oyster...you're welcome
Haven't you two ever smelled a hippie? C'mon Premier, I thought you were from Cali?
It's what they use to mask their dirty, stinky B.O.
Er....I mean their "earthy fragrances".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patchouli

Hillary

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Oh wow man! Patchouli?
Hey man, it smells like Dead Phish, man.
You know, not like dead fish, but like Dead Phish.
Ow wow, I just had a thought!
We should market "Dead Phish Patchouli" with my signature ties!
I know a friend who knows a dude's uncle who works at the vast patchouli refinery up in Marin County. I think we can do a "Deal"

Iko Iko,
Jerry

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Okay, I get that it's some kind of cheap hippie deodorant, but what is it? Some kind of herb on a necklace, a bowl of sludge water that they douse themselves in, a fish on a stick, what?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patchouli

Patchouli (also patchouly or pachouli) is both a plant and an essential oil (patchouli oil) obtained from the leaves of a plant of the same name. The scent of patchouli is heavy and strong....

Patchouli oil and incense underwent a surge in popularity in the 1960s and 1970s, mostly among devotees of the free love and hippie lifestyles, due in part to the fact that the pungent smell of patchouli is known to cover the smell of burnt cannabis. Also, the Hare Krishna movement may have been partly responsible for this surge, as the god Krishna is said to "inhabit" patchouli. In addition, it can be used as a hair conditioner for dreadlocks.

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Oh, okay. That explains a lot. So did they just "milk" it for the oil, and rub it all over themselves?

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Early psychedelia's favorite son, Donovan, immortalized the popular essential oil in his plaintive ballad "Breezes of Patchouli". Please let them blow down wind, for all of our sakes.

P.S., Premier Betty, do the fearsome Nixon clones wear patchouli?

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Look at us, all relaxed and chatting about patchouli like some decadent homosexual Republicans in Congress - forgetting that there's A WAR GOING ON! Yes, a real war with real victims!

Dem Infighting In Full Swing

Murtha is being SWIFTBOATED, FOLEYED, and CHAPPAQUIDDICKED all at once by fellow Democrats! I say we must speak in support of Jack Murtha!
<br>Carville initiates the purge of Chairman Dean - on HRC's behalf while we here talk about patchouli? We should've been the first to see where the wind is blowing and RUMSFELDED him first!

If we don't wake up now we may follow the same path the GOP went last Tuesday!

Let's do the TROTSKY on Pelosi and her followers, moving on quickly to get Harry Reaid NIXONED clearing the way for her Excellency HRC!

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Carville initiates the purge of Chairman Dean - on HRC's behalf while we here talk about patchouli? We should've been the first to see where the wind is blowing and RUMSFELDED him first!
You KNEW that was coming...dork! Carville will be the next DNC chairman. That plays into our hands nicely.

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P.S., Premier Betty, do the fearsome Nixon clones wear patchouli?

No, they go for the Musk Ox cologne. After all, clones must wear cologne.


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Damn that Pelosivich! We haven't been in power yet for two full weeks and already she is spliting the Party! Smearing that horrid excrement all over the damn walls! ALL OVER THE WALLS! Ugh, I fear the next time she comes... I know it will be soon. She has been following me you see, I know it, I feel those eyes behind me as I drive down Konstitution Ave. in my brand new Mercedes. If she does anything to me, AGAIN, I will report here with the crime and will only hope my wretched story is submitted into the record.

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She is following the money, Meow...better secure it...my apartment will do nicely.

Hmm does she have the pee fetish, or was it Comrade Crunch?

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Comrade Crunch is in the hospital with boils, warts and mild acne after that unfortunate occurence. The doctors say he will not make a full recovery and will live the rest of his days deformed, un-loved and in complete solitude (he will scare the children if he doesn't!), I am just thankful it was him instead of me! Pisser Pelosivich will pay for her crimes! Crimes against us of course, to the gulag with Crunch, he was only usesful... For a while

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Chief Prosecutor Keefer has plainly pointed out:

She opposed an effort by progressives
Indictment # 6
She voted against progressives
Indictment # 9
Pelosi voted against progressives and supported an amendment that severely limits judges' discretion
Indictment # 12

I do beleive that Purge Law No. 311, Chapter 14 Sub paragraph B clearly states that 3 strikes against Progressivism and you're out.
This is also known as "The Bolshevik Baseball Law" which also includes that 4 balls equals gay marriage.
And what did she have to say about gay marriage?
8. Gay Marriage

Pelosi refused to support gay marriage and kept silent for over a month after gay marriages began in San Francisco. Then, when it was safe, once the California Supreme Court had halted the marriages, she emerged and said that she had in fact supported gay marriage all along

Pay no attention to the lady behind the drapes!

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DRAPES!?!?! Ahhboohoohoo! MY DRAPES! sob, my exspensive drapes! sniff, sniff, that monster! that pissing poo smearing monster! JUSTICE! GIVE US JUSTICE OH MERCIFUL HILLARY!

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This Purge is closed for the Weekend.


This Purge Is Closed Due To Budget Constraints
NO POSTS ALLOWED


http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006 ... ode=2946-1


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Your Excellency!
The purge is back on. While your pit bull, Carville, beat the crap out out of Howard Dean, I expropriated the remaining $6M in DNC funds! No Drapes or parties for Pelosi! We're going to use this cash for the purge!
Look at the air time we bought on SNL in the previous post by Red Square.
We'll have enough funds to purge her and whoever else Your Excellency pleases.

Laika

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No wonder she peed on Crunch...look who she's related to!

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We must purge her to protect the " cheewldwen"

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The resemblance is so uncanny, we would purge him too if it weren't for the fact he is a child molester.


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No I don't agree with that. I can care less about the damn children; if I cared about the children I wouldn't be so damn eager to raise their parent's taxes. Patooey on the children, I fear for MY life with this monster.

Marshal Pravda, another terrible thing happened to me last night, and I was afraid to tell the collective... I am afraid because I don't know who here might be working for the Pelosivich. *sigh* I guess, well, we won't be seeing comrade crunchie anymore....

It happened last night, I decided to pick up comrade Crunch from his basement and take him out for some fresh air. Now I know better to walk around D.C at night due partly to the rising tide of Pelosipires who stalk the streets sniffing out new prey. But I had to help comrade Crunch, he cannot be seen in public anymore in the light of day due to his gross deformities, it is as if the "pee" mutated him into an even more hideous hunchback than he previously was. It is phenomenal, but disturbing!

So there we were comrade crunch and I. We were taking a stroll outside Georgetown, me in my fine Italian shoes and him in his cheap moldy sandals. Usually I carry large wads of money in my overcoat, but not this night Marshal Pravda, no, this time I decided to tuck it into crunchies windbreaker instead in the event of a mugging. Looking back it was a good decision, for my sake at least. Crunchie and I came up to a dark alley full of very inexpensive hookers, and I, in a generous mood, was willing to foot the bill to help crunchie experience the joys of beltway life, unfortunately they turned him down and said they would rather settle for a diseased corpse.

I felt sorry for crunchie, so I decided to ditch him in the alley and walk into the club next door. To my surprise I saw Mayor Berry there at the club, and me and my many swanky escorts had drinks with other various members of our government and laughed of times past. I had a great time till I got the bill, it was then I realized crunchie still had my stash stuffed securely in his tattered soiled windebreaker. Well, stumbling about I made my way to the alley, there I saw crunchie slumped over unconscious and nearly frost bitten, he awoke a began mumbling subtle obscenities in his delerious stupor but I paid little attention to his bitching. I was sooo relieved though to see my money safely secured in his pocket, so I took a couple a hundred dollars and went inside for a little while longer leaving him behind. I mean really, I don't want him making me look bad in the club in front of my elitist friends, hes better off in the cold anyways, builds character. OK, so I FINALLY get done drinking after six or seven more hours later and go back outside to check on him, he was still slumped over and the same as when I ditched him, mumbling those obscenities and slipping in and out of conciousness, but it was at that moment, that still dreadfully painful moment when they swooped down on him.

PELOSIPIRES! Yes, I heard the stories, these strange creatures that will sniff out large sums of campaign cash and attack the un-suspecting victim. At first I didn't believe it, but when I saw them drag crunchie away and fly off with him into the night sky, well, lets just say I am a member of the faithful now. It was terrible, his little arms jerking about in desperation as they flew him away to their cruel master in the Capitol. All I remember from that point was his shrill mumbling as he disappeared into the horizon in the creature's claws. It was fearsome, but I am happy I survived. The morning after the incident I awoke refreshed -- a little disappointed though that I lost a few dollars to the Pelosipire that was tucked in crunchies pocket, but nonetheless refreshed. I don't know what they will do to him, and for that matter I really don't care. One thing that is certain though is I am more than positive it will involve poo smearing and a painful demise.

Comrades, we are facing a new breed of evil. An evil we cannot understand because it is far more evil than ourselves. I suggest all to be careful when carrying large wads of tax-dollars or campaign contributions. And until we purge the Queen Pelosivich, the Pelosipires will not stop, it will not stop until the "healing begins". Healing of course being a clever word for our PURGE.

We have been warned.... We must move quickly to stop this "thing" which begats other winged "things" and sucks our pockets dry of all those lovely hard stolen tax dollars.

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Ahhhh.....nooooo... !
We've been double crossed! Carville is a Republican Stooge!
What is going on? Have we been triangulated? Counter-Revolution?
Our other troll has the goods! Mulva has exposed Carville.
I don't care, we're keeping the $6M. It's Hillary's!
Maybe we should purge Carville and Dean! Yaaaarrrrghhh!



https://nitwitplanet.blogspot.com/

BTW, Mulva has had FOUR posted comments since we last heard from him.
He's lonely, give him some posts Comrades!

Laika


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HHAHAHA! Meow, somehow I think that you will always land on your feet...they may get your drapes, but you will come out of it with a fistfull of $oft ca$h and a $1000 hooker on your arm (who actually BELIEVES you will pay her), every time.

SALUTE!

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I try Marshal Pravda, I try. It's just a shame to see Crunchie go after all the time I spent with him -- if you consider "spending" time mooching off his money, letting him foot bills and cozying up to his toaster. *Sigh* Oh well, maybe Mulva will come back and enlighten us all with his Jesus the communist theory.

Cheers Marshal Pravda! *clink*

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i dunno man, Pelosi seems to have a good understanding of economics. Maybe if Hillary would just bury the hatchet and make peace with Nancy, both could come up with a universal healthcare plan. I'm just trying to make peace, man. Just check out Pelosinomics, man. It just might work:

Published: October 22, 2006

Nancy Pelosi condemed the new record highs of the stock market as "just another example of Bush policies helping the rich get richer".

"First Bush cut taxes for the rich and the economy has rebounded with new record low unemployment rates, which only means wealthy employers are getting even wealthier at the expense of the underpaid working class".

She went on to say "Despite the billions of dollars being spent in Iraq our economy is still strong and government tax revenues are at all time highs. What this really means is that business is exploiting the war effort and working Americans just to put money in their own pockets".

When questioned about recent stock market highs she responded "Only the rich benefit from these record highs. Working Americans, welfare recipients, the unemployed and minorities are not sharing in these obscene record highs".

"There is no question these windfall profits and income created by the Bush administration need to be taxed at 100% rate and those dollars redistributed to the poor and working class".

"Profits from the stock market do not reward the hard work of our working class who, by their hard work, are responsible for generating these corporate profits that create stock market profits for the rich. We in congress will need to address this issue to either tax these profits or to control the stock market to prevent this unearned income to flow to the rich".

When asked about the fact that over 80% of all Americans have investments in mutual funds, retirement funds, 401K's, and the stock market she replied "That may be true, but probably only 5% account for 90% of all these investment dollars. That's just more "trickle down" economics claiming that if a corporation is successful that everyone from the CEO to the floor sweeper benefit from higher wages and job security which is ridiculous". How much of this "trickle down" ever get to the unemployed and minorites in our county? None, and that's the tragedy of these stock market highs."

"We democrats are going to address this issue after the election when we take control of the congress. We will return to the 60% to 80% tax rates on the rich and we will be able to take at least 30% of all currrent lower Federal Income Tax taxpayers off the roles and increase government income substantially. We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest."

When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied "We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities. For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrents in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long ways to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as Americans"

A Bush spoksman responded to this interview by saying "Mrs. Pelosi has set a new standard for the spin business".

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Origin of Pelosi's quote found:
https://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/pelosi.asp

It's a hoax. But is it a good thing or a bad thing for the Party?

-- Red Square

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Oh, Hillary would LOVE to bury the hatchet...RIGHT BETWEEN FANCY PANTS' SHOULDER BLADES!!!

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Yes, or between her eyes. Comrade Jerry "the Peoples Smelly Hippie" Garcia, do you have any sources from where you got that information or should we just assume you are pulling a Moore and calling it your own, which is also acceptable.

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Komrads! Is it time to let the accused criminal speak yet?

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Yes, let the winch speak! I want to know what happened to comrade Crunch and why she smeared poo all over my drapes!

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I want to know why she's related to a known child molester!! I want to know if she has abused any appliances, ever! I want to know why she does not support Big Unions in her personal businesses! I want to know if she actually used her own money to pay for all the plastic surgery (dope!)!

Oh, yes! She has PLENTY to answer for to The Collective!!

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Meow Rapped

Comrade Jerry "the Peoples Smelly Hippie" Garcia, do you have any sources from where you got that information or should we just assume you are pulling a Moore and calling it your own, which is also acceptable.

Ummmm...somebody like, called me ahh...on the Moonbat Phone, and I ahhh...slid down the Moonbat Pole to the Moonbat Cave and posted it through the Moonbat Batweb <phfffffft> ow wow....<phffffit> <hack><cough>.
I hope that clears things up.

Test me, Test me.
Why don't you arrest me?
Jer Bear.

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Oh OK, well I'm convinced (just tell me it wasn't Drudge, please tell me it wasn't him!) Puff'n pass Jerry, puff'n pass. Be a good collectivist.

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Pothead Meow said:
Puff'n pass Jerry, puff'n pass. Be a good collectivist.

Don't bogart that joint, my friend! Pass it over to me. Roll up another one, just like the other one, and pass it over to me.

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*phhhffftt* *cough* *cough* *phhfffttt* *errhagck*, whoooaaaa, where did ya get this stuff Jer, ughhhh... I can see Pelosivich dancing. Shes dancing to the Masquerade Waltz man (khachaturian) ugghhh..... here Pravda, *cough* take this.......ugghhh I'm soooo gone right now, wheres them potato rations... I'm hungry...

Here Pravda, take it, don't Barack it though...

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Looks like the Pelosivich is trying to make a break for it while everyone in here is getting high, no matter, the Nixon clones on guard will catch her. How does she plead to the charges laid against he?

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He said Nixon, heh heh heh! I'm not a crook! hahah! WELL I AM! Whooo! Whooaa, chill Betty, your blowing our buzz man. Here, take a a ride with us, Jer Bear must have gotten this outta Pelosivich's office or something.... it's....ugggh... where am I? heh heh heh.

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I can't remember who asked

whoooaaaa, where did ya get this stuff Jer, ughhhh...
It's Pelosi Power Pungent man, the best sinse in Northern Cali dude. Grapes ain't the only thing she grows in those vinyards. How do you think she keeps all those non-union grape pickers happy, huh? Nasty Nancy got the government pharmaceutical contract man...it's perfectly legal. But shhhhh..don't tell anybody or we'll have the whole West Coast scrounging through her stash patch.
She wouldn't give any to Krissy man, that's why Krissy was so , like pissed and that. Krissy thinks it should be free, like free health care. So, like, if Hillary wants to do her health care thing, Nancy wants to make sure her kind buds are a part of it. That's why I'm trying to make peace man. Nancy wants us all to be happy, including Hillary and Krissy, so, this is like a peace pipe, man. Nancy said enjoy. <phffft><hack hack>
Have another toke...

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What the Hell is going on here?
This is a PURGE not a gawdamn STONING!

Jerry, gimme that shit.
Dammit Meow and Pravda! You didn't inhale, did you?
You both know the rules on inhaling!
Repeat after ME "I didn't inhale".
<sniff> Wow this shit is pungent. I'm going to send some over to Roger Clinton for some closer examination. You know, to make sure it's safe for medical use.
In the meantime, we'll continue this purge and when it's over, the vinyards will be expropriated in the name of the state and medicine.

H.

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I didn't inhale! And I don't think Meow did either...it was Jerry; he can't help himself. After all, he was the major playah in the Peace-Love-Dope movement back in the day.

Hmmm... "What's this?"
"Oh, it's just Koolaid, man. Try it Pravda. Does it need more L errr sugar, man?"

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*phhhffffttt* *cough**cough* I didn't inhale! I didn't inhale, heh heh heh.. Ugghh... let me have some of that Koolaid Pravda, I'm sooo thirsty right now man, so thirsty.... Uggghhhh.... Wheres Pelosivich? Isn't she supposed to spea.......ZZZZzzzzzz....ZZZZZzzzzz.

Great jumping Joseph Podesta! Quick, someone get me a large wad of sweaty campaign cash, I think Meow passed out!

<holds cash up up to Meows nose>

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Pelosi must be stopped before she exposes our agenda to the Republikkkan public in the US. She should be sent to the gulag for reeducation NOW!

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ZZzzzzz....Zzzzzzz... *sniff* *sniff* Mmmm... $OFT CA$H. Uhh, thanks Archie now umm go back to what you were doing *phhfftttt* *cough* uhh we are just hanging out in here... and uhh..... here Brezzie you want some of this? *cough* Uhhh I saw Pelosivich sitting with the Bushler and uhhh talking about getting along or something, put that in the record. Uhhhh she kicked my dog too man, she kicked him square in the jewels man, cause uhhh Jack didn't get to be the leader or something.... *phhhfffttt* pheeewwwwww.....uhhh San-Francisco vaules are groovy maan, no squares here but the Peoples Cube maan.... Jer, get a song going or something man, Her Excellency is blowing my buzz.

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Wait! There may be a better way to do this. Comrade Beloved Premier Hillary, is there any way you or that "Bill" guy could get Pelosi sent on one of your special "fact finding missions"? After she returns, her funeral would be an excellent chance for Bill to grandstand and you to do some campaigning. And of course, your enemies would have no way of proving you had anything to do with it. An overt public purge would only serve to give reactionary hatemongers like Limbaugh and Hannity material to work with and might turn off the Proletariat and even some media appologist. Think too of the precious $oro$ billions, which he might be tempted to withhold from you if you seem to be openly pursuing supposed political comrades. Better to appear uninvolved in the demises of Pelosi, Dean, Obama, etc.

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Dearest colleague Commissar M,

A public purge would put the fear of Hillary into the stone hearts of Limbaugh and Hannity the Lesser, they will tremble in fear! We - the collective - must show the whole world that Her Excellency WILL BE coronated Supreme Being in 2008. But I do share your concerns Commissar M, here, take this two-hundred dollars and buy yourself a nice toaster to settle down with, you need a womyns touch to keep your mind free of all this senseless worrying.


Your Excellency, I humbly ask for the court to summon Blabs Boxer as a witness to testify before the Politburo. She might have inside information on the degree of personal misconduct Pelosivich has grossly committed in the name of the proper People.

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Meow petitions the purge
Your Excellency, I humbly ask for the court to summon Blabs Boxer as a witness to testify before the Politburo. She might have inside information on the degree of personal misconduct Pelosivich has grossly committed in the name of the proper People.
This court recognizes the prosecution's request to summon Barbara Boxer for cross examination. Get Boxer and make it brief.
Hahahaha...get it? "Boxer" "Brief"?
Oh, never mind. It was funny on MTV. In case you're wondering, I got an industrial strenghth Playtex girdle. It's part of the deal with thet bust of ME in the Porn Museum.

Hillary

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Supreme Glorious Uber Comrade HRC,

I think I may have an idea.... Pelosivich being the new Speaker of the House and with her trying to forcefully overtake what is rightfully yours, I think it might be possible to get her to go over to Iraq in order to 'check things out and see how best we could retreat from the area'. While she would be over there (we could convince Obahamama to tag along as well) she might have an 'accident' like getting blown up by an errant nutball I mean, freedom fighter. This way she would serve the Party by being dead and we could blame her death on the ineffectualness of the baby killing military!! And then you would be able to catapult back to the forefront of the headlines by vowing to not let the military get away with letting others get killed and then prosecute them all for war crimes.

A work in progress.

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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Your Excellency,

I have contacted the Senator from Kalifornia and she has been trying to post. However, she has no way to confirm she is human when making her post (disabled perhaps?). She said if she doesn't get to testify she will break my legs and she then jumped in my face and asked me if I wanted to "fight her". Your Excellency, I ask the court to summon His Imminence - Comrade Red Square, to check with the IT issue concerning this grave injustice against Senator Boxer.

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In order to post, she (or anyone else) must be registered under a unique user name with a unique email address. If she doesn't get it, she must be as dumb as a toaster (no offence to your shiny girlfriend, Chairman).

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Your Excellency,

Due to Article 1 Sec. 2-3 Of the Rules Governing the Accused, I wish to retract my summons of Ms. Boxcar and ask the court to summon Rep. Martha Crapper in here place. Hold on I'm getting a memo.... *pulls out reading glasses*

Correction: I wish to summon Rep. Martha C. LeHag (Crapper must be her maiden name) to testify before the people and be questioned by the Politburo.

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She said if she doesn't get to testify she will break my legs and she then jumped in my face and asked me if I wanted to "fight her".
It's a good thing she jumped in your face, and not on your face...can you smell the patchouli?? UGH they must be sisters!!!

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You are correct Marshal Pravda, THEY ARE SISTERS! Conjoined in fact, but seperated at birth. That is why it would be illegal for her to testify and why I have asked the court to bring in my second witness.

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Nancy Illegally Tries On Queen Hillary's Outfit

NEW YORK POST - November 23, 2006

House Speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi is planning swearing-in festivities fit for a queen - or a president - when she becomes the first woman to hold the top job in Congress next year, The Post has learned. [...] The big day underscores the fact that multimillionaire Pelosi sees herself as the No. 1 Democrat in Washington and the chief spokesman against President Bush [...] Insisting on the star role on Capitol Hill could put Pelosi in competition for the spotlight with other leading women, like Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.)

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