Five Minute Plan to Save the Planet

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Comrade Biden, gloriously enraged by a mob of capitalist climate change deniers who profit from the destruction of Mother Earth, was restrained, for his own protection, by his Party Guardettes. He was heard to exclaim, "How dare you question and refuse compliance with Great Leaders imperatives?" Great Leader has recently proposed a Five Minute Plan for saving the Planet and stopping the rise of Ocean Waters by building dams with the bodies of purged capitalists and their greedy families who have caused this impending climate doom with their prolific consumerism. Great Leader encourages all Party Members to give 5 minutes to Hash Tag, "Bring back our Planet" while clapping and repeating, "I believe in carbon credits, I believe in carbon credits, I believe in carbon credits..."