Yet Another Day in His Life

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I saw the news today, oh no
John Kerry, idiot on parade
And though his speech was rather bad
Well, I just had to laugh
I heard his farming gaff

They watched ISIS from his golf cart
He thought that they had brought their JV team
A world of people stood and stared
They'd seen disgrace before
Nobody was really sure if he was going back to war

I saw more news today, oh boy
Barack Obama just unwon the war
Media people turned away
They didn't even look, they'll rewrite his book
I'd love to tell you more

Uh Oh, Now what the hell?
Who said what, about more fail?
Attended the briefing to see what's up
But bombing strikes, are really kind of late

Packed my bags and headed out
Martha's Vineyard, ritzy flat
Found his way to microphone and spoke
Teleprompter speaks and we all wanted to scream
Auugghh, auugghhh, auugghhh

I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand Yazidis were dying there
The bit he cared was rather small
Was put off by it all
He just figured this is the way to raise the latest poll
He'd love to turn them up