The Brandon Prison Blues

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Sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues."

I hear inflation coming,
It’s rollin’ ‘round the bend,
and Brandon’s been an asshole since
I don’t know when.

We’re stuck with his division
Of the U.S.A.
And if he keeps a rollin’
We’ll all have Hell to pay.

When I was just a baby
My mama told me that
A smart boy never votes for any

So I voted for the MAGA
Just to set things right.
But Brandon got elected
And things got mighty tight.

I bet there’s rich folks laughin’
At all the things we lack,
They’re prob’ly drinking champagne
And smokin’ crack.

Well I know they rig rig elections,
With impunity.
And those people keep a riggin’
And that’s what tortures me.

Please toss Joe in a prison
And throw away the key
Along with that Many Titted
Empress Hillary

Yeah, they both belong in prison
That's where they ought to stay
Along with all their cronies to
Blow my blues away.