Breaking: Paul Pelosi Explodes on Fisherman's Wharf.

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In a yet to be determined manner, Paul Pelosi exploded on Fisherman's Wharf, in San Francisco, in what is assumed to be a terrorist attack by Right Wing™ Republican extremists. We have no details other than there were no other casualties, aside from some sea gulls and some clam chowder. Police are seeking witnesses because all Security Cameras™ were Malfunctioning™.