No, it's not a good year. 2020 really stepped in it compared to previous years, especially in the realm of Kancel Kultur and corporate identity. Yet, thanks to the glorious artists and writers of The People's Cube, there is still hope to Make America Grin Again.

Not a Good Year... and yet, I smell from afar, transatlantically, the scent of pirozhki, this time stuffed with MAGA Beans by your beloved wifey Washoe.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Not a Good Year... and yet, I smell from afar, transatlantically, the scent of pirozhki, this time stuffed with MAGA Beans by your beloved wifey Washoe.

Sadly, my dear wife is no longer with us. She ate some seeds she found in a package from an anonymous sender in China and got an allergic reaction. Her throat swelled, and while choking she slipped on a banana peel and fell hard on the kitchen floor, kicking the refrigerator in the process, which knocked over a pile of fermenting coconuts that landed on her head. One of the coconuts then rolled into our fire pit and exploded, sending flaming debris all over the kitchen, causing the rest of the coconuts to explode.

I barely escaped with my life, but—on the bright side—I've had my eyes on that cute little orangutan down the street.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:

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No, it's not a good year. 2020 really stepped in it compared to previous years, especially in the realm of Kancel Kultur and corporate identity. Yet, thanks to the glorious artists and writers of The People's Cube, there is still hope to Make America Grin Again.

May I offer a safe alternative?

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:... She ate some seeds .. from an anonymous sender in China .. got an allergic reaction .. throat swelled .. she slipped on a banana peel .. fell hard on the kitchen floor, kicking the refrigerator .. which knocked over a pile of fermenting coconuts .. landed on her head .. coconuts then rolled into our fire pit .. exploded, sending flaming debris all over the kitchen .. I barely escaped with my life .. on the bright side—I've had my eyes on that cute little orangutan down the street.

quelle horreur! uzhas!

So, sweet Washoe ascended to the Happy Hunting Ground Happy Montane Forest... Я.I.P.


That ominous pack of seeds (says a reliable source) was jin-pinged by Xi to Taiwan (just to make Taiwanis kaputt), but they hong-ponged it back, and Kim Jong, that King Kong, deflected it to Amerikkka (to make Amis kaputt), where it got intercepted by Billy G, who payed gazillions to push those seeds on the market (only to hog chimpanzillions from that maneuver, that was the Big Thing).

But, but - congrats for your survival, in korrektly erect shape.
Ah, that Pongo pygmaeus cutie! Should she not max out your.. capacity, or (Harambe forbid!) play antics, or - being an Orang - even (porca madonna!) bolt to Orange Man... well, I gladly suggest you two ladies, now hiding in Mystery 1 here.


Otherwise, how about ↓pangenderistas?



(but be swift, there are hard competitors there!)



Uvazhayemyi Colonel, klicking links.. with your thumbs, quite an exertion, no?
So, for ease, here the said Mystery 1, served directly like a dish of sweetest pirozhki:

May I offer a safe alternative?

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:... She ate some seeds .. from an anonymous sender in China .. got an allergic reaction .. throat swelled .. she slipped on a banana peel .. fell hard on the kitchen floor, kicking the refrigerator .. which knocked over a pile of fermenting coconuts .. landed on her head .. coconuts then rolled into our fire pit .. exploded, sending flaming debris all over the kitchen .. I barely escaped with my life .. on the bright side—I've had my eyes on that cute little orangutan down the street.

quelle horreur! uzhas!

So, sweet Washoe ascended to the Happy Hunting Ground Happy Montane Forest... R.I.P.


That ominous pack of seeds (says a reliable source) was jin-pinged by Xi to Taiwan (just to make Taiwanis kaputt), but they hong-ponged it back, and Kim Jong, that King Kong, deflected it to Amerikkka (to make Amis kaputt), where it got intercepted by Billy G, who payed gazillions to push those seeds on the market (only to hog chimpanzillions from that maneuver, that was the Big Thing).

But, but - congrats for your survival, in korrektly erect shape.
Ah, that Pongo pygmaeus cutie! Should she not max out your.. capacity, or (Harambe forbid!) play antics, or - being an Orang - even (porca madonna!) bolt to Orange Man... well, I gladly suggest you two ladies, now hiding in Mystery 1 here.


Otherwise, how about ↓pangenderistas?



(but be swift, there are hard competitors there!)



Uvazhayemyi Colonel, klicking links.. with your thumbs, quite an exertion, no?
So, for ease, here the said Mystery 1, served directly like a dish of sweetest pirozhki:

        Mystery item No. 1

(their μ-story here)

      Hide it back  (Turn mouse upside down and click. If that doesn't work, try standing on your head)

Too soon, perhaps. I have a loverly bunch of recently purloined acquired coconuts to ferment before I can invite any sweeties into my new nest.

Another safe alternative.

Oberlin destroyed 2020

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:... recently purloined acquired coconuts to ferment ...

Jawohl!
Caring for our precious environment, and sustainably at that, via carbon-free fermentation, while reaching 150% quota, that's the proglokorrekt way of our Kollektive to make 2020 a Good Year again!


Coconuts.....
coco or not coco, every time that I see nuts, I think of our dear Captain Rodent...

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:Another safe alternative.

< Uncle Joe's Party Approved Kasha >

Wow!
That must be by a verst tastier then Dum's Gruel, forced into the "market" mid July!



(here)

TheFineReport.com wrote:Oberlin destroyed 2020
< official document >

Cute (and wise) Michelle Malkin must feel shattered...
That is the outcome, when you let reactionary Flips into your Alma Proglo Mater!!!

Red Square wrote:May I offer a safe alternative?

Someone pointed out in FB comments that Kurtz is a central character in Joseph Conrad's 1899 novella Heart of Darkness. A trader of ivory in Africa and commander of a trading post, he monopolises his position as a demigod among native Africans. This was later twisted for Coppola's "Apocalypse Now" which was completely far-fetched and phony.

The plot thickens.

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Otherwise, how about ↓pangenderistas?

Dear Genosse,

Where did you get hold of an image of last year's THE Evergreen State Collective cheer-squad? I thought they had all such personal information locked-down behind passwords... and baseball bats.

Sincerely,
Komrade Grendelssohnovovich

p.s. My copy is autographed! Of course, I have to keep it out in the shed for the stench...

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Otherwise, how about ↓pangenderistas?

prog OFF:

No, seriously! I am sure I recognize at least three of them!

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Otherwise, how about ↓pangenderistas?

p.s. Walking in from break just now (Tuesday, 11:45am), I recognized the one on the right riding past on a bike! True Evergreen beauties!!

p.p.s. Totally and hand-to-heart prog off!

Another kultural korrection:

Grendelssohnovovich wrote:Dear Genosse,

Where did you get hold of an image of last year's THE Evergreen State Collective cheer-squad? ...

Dunno. Of course Intergulag, surely somewhat by chance.
So now, just out of curiosity, grabbed the googloshovel, and.....

.....viva AI! Googoebbels returned this:



Out of gas, an apparition emerges, capturing imagination... Doubleplusbingo!


So, now it's each Komrade's duty to check what her/xirz/his Personal Googlator reports back from this inspirational search:
out of portland tear gas an apparition emerges capturing the imagination of protesters.

Further acts of AI enlightenment?
Begging for the honor of being reported in TPC?

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:Another kultural korrection:
< JOE'S >

Kultural korrection korrekted:
(and Manager Grendelssohnovovich will be delighted! trilled! )

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:

Colonel Obyezyana wrote:Another kultural korrection:
< JOE'S >

Kultural korrection korrekted:
(and Manager Grendelssohnovovich will be delighted! trilled! )


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Hengh!