Why didn't they hang the cat too? Don't they know that the cat is also a terrorist leader? Has no one heard of Al Muhammad-Cat, the terrorist leader that was in charge of the 1998 mouse convention bombings?

Premier Betty,

The evil VWRC(tm) Media made us think that the actions of Muhammad-Catta were evil, but as we know, for progressives, NO action by a ROP(tm) member can EVER be considered terrorism. It does not matter WHO they kill or WHAT they do. They can even kill leftist directors in Europe and the progressives must not respond or even think about it. The danger is that our flock of useful idiots MIGHT wake up and see that "Reality" and "Party Truth" are worlds apart and that when the warriors for Islam say "kill the infidels" that it especially includes progressives.

The Party must ensure that, as it was under Comrade Clinton in the 1990s, only Christians, legal gun owners, conservatives, anyone who calls for limited government, and the NRA are classified as terrorists. We must not allow the government to profile ROP members, but every conservative group MUST be profiled, registered, and monitored.

Thus, the "heroic Mauhammad-Catta" should be praised for his valiant attack against the "Imperialist Crusader Mouse Coalition" and should be honored at all progressive events (even though he openly desires the deaths of everyone at that event). As a bonus, last year's progressive "15 minutes of fame(ers)" MUST attend that event!

Thus, when Muhammad-Catta.... executes.... his desires, Her Royal Highness Hillary Rodam Clinton will have a clear field and we can stop this unnecessary primary thing.

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Why has cat not been used to feed hungry proletariat masses?

Yakov

I expect to adopt this kitty kat immediately! Please package said kat and send to:

Red Rooster
666 Farm Internment Camp Rd
Syberia, The Mothyrland, Russia

I will be awaiting shipment Comrades!

Red Rooster wrote:I expect to adopt this kitty kat immediately! Please package said kat and send to:

Red Rooster
666 Farm Internment Camp Rd
Syberia, The Mothyrland, Russia

I will be awaiting shipment Comrades!

With or without the government made plastic wrap?

With, comrade, of course with! We have been awaiting kitty surprise for almost year. Will shipment clear peoples inspection anytime soon?

Red Rooster wrote:With, comrade, of course with! We have been awaiting kitty surprise for almost year. Will shipment clear peoples inspection anytime soon?

Perhaps, I will have to double check with the glorious leader's new bill just in case if there is anything about cats in shipping. Such a wonderful leader we have, his gifts in the form of bills will keep giving with every new surprise we find in it. I have the cat on a strict diet of government approved foods free of any fat or MSG and low fat government cheese so the cat will lose weight and will be lighter for shipping.
The people's inspection at the post office is hard at work though, and with union orders they can not look at the cat before shipping it without three veterinarians and one electrician in the room to operate the light switch. In time Comrade, you will have your cat.

Ivanoushka wrote:

Red Rooster wrote:With, comrade, of course with! We have been awaiting kitty surprise for almost year. Will shipment clear peoples inspection anytime soon?

One more thing, we need two carpenters to operate the wooden door into the inspection room.

Sorry rooster, I just learned that the union worker for electricity consuming equipment at the post office was caught searching “GM SUV's” instead of “hybrid cars” on his internet provided by the people. So he is off to re-education until further notice. Without a union approved electrician, no light switches can be operated. So they will have to work in the dark until they find a new one. This may make inspection of your “kitty surprise” difficult. Think of it as another sacrifice for the greater good! Here is the enemy to the enviroment's new home.

Great Lenin's Ghost! This cannot be true comrade, we have worked tirelessly for past year and more to get plenty of SEIU approved proles at all stations!

If comrade prole searched "GM SUV's" we give him pass comrade (perhaps he was searching for her holiness Peloski?) However, if comrade prole search for kulak kapitalist Ford SUV, NO PASS, straight to gulag!!!!

At any rate comrade, we will converse with Politburo at once to get you more SEIU approve proles immediately! Thank you for loyal service to Party comrade.

Hail Obama!

Red Rooster wrote:Great Lenin's Ghost! This cannot be true comrade, we have worked tirelessly for past year and more to get plenty of SEIU approved proles at all stations!

If comrade prole searched "GM SUV's" we give him pass comrade (perhaps he was searching for her holiness Peloski?) However, if comrade prole search for kulak kapitalist Ford SUV, NO PASS, straight to gulag!!!!

At any rate comrade, we will converse with Politburo at once to get you more SEIU approve proles immediately! Thank you for loyal service to Party comrade.

Hail Obama!

Of course comrade! But before you converse with Politburo make sure you go through all the proper doors. We should get this figured out by 2013.

Your enthusiasm for the anointed one/our dear leader brings a tear to my eye.

I apologies if I do not seem talkative, but I am still recovering from accidentally watching The people's #1 enemy Glenn Beck! *spits*

If our electrician was still here someone could have changed the channel from that dreadful station.