BBC Adopts Sharia Policies, Stones Gay Staff

The BBC has recently come out of the closet, admitting that its executives, reporters, analysts, directors, and even cleaning ladies, who are mostly young, urban, trendy, Left-leaning homosexuals, have been found guilty of mistreating the station's Muslim minority by virtue of being insensitive to their anti-gay cultural sentiments. A leaked transcript of a secret 'accountability summit' called by BBC chairman reveals that the BBC, while promoting sexual and ethnic diversity, has neglected to fully comply with the new multicultural order. These new standards prohibit anything that may be viewed as offensive to Muslims or the Koran, including engaging in homosexual acts or admitting homosexuality.

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	The BBC staff overwhelmingly approve of the Sharia Law
	"We could not be happier. Once I am under that stone wall, the final realization of full acceptance of Islamic culture will undoubtedly create a new peace and understanding." "I was so happy when I joined the BBC, knowing that I would be a part of a brave new world order. Who knew that I would be able to end cultural strife by allowing myself to be stoned to death... owwww... not the face! ... can't you throw handbags or vegetables instead..." "We are proud to be gay, but we are even more proud to bring all cultures together in an act of self-sacrifice that makes all... oooogah... the wall is coming down... Heavens to Betsy, my Manolo Blahniks..." After the stoning is over, remaining BBC employees undergo mandatory diversity counceling and self-criticism sessions

The BBC's 'diversity tsar' Mary Fitzpatrick proposes to atone for these sins of the British Broadcasting Corporation's staff by implementing a new Sharia policy, based on suggestions from the greater Islamic community. "Effective immediately, the Sharia policy will become mandatory for all of our gay and liberal employees, including our gay and liberal elites," Ms. Fitzpatrick announced at the summit.

"The newly adopted Sharia policy covers a broad range of issues, including a requirement for married female newscasters to wear a burqa, prohibiting non-Muslim reporters from writing about Islamic countries, and the stoning of homosexuals and rape victims. This ought to prove to the rest of the world and especially to the Islamic community that we have finally progressed properly," said Ms. Fitzpatrick.

BBC's Diversity Tsar Mary Fitzpatrick: Each of us non-Muslims needs to do our part, whether that be wearing a burka, sacrificing for Ramadan, accepting death for apostasy or homosexuality, or giving up alcohol and pork. I just hope no head strong employees try to insult other cultures by acting up or refusing simple requests.

The first order of the day is the purging of homosexuals. "While I do have sympathy for the homosexuals, I also understand the need to heal," Ms. Fitzpatrick stated with some degree of discomfort. "Therefore, the purging must occur."

All homosexuals working for the BBC are to be taken into the back alley behind main headquarters, where some will be stoned, others will be hanged, and the highest level executives will have a stone wall leveled upon them. In the event that a homosexual should survive the wall, a bulldozer will be used to finish the job, as has been done in the past in Iran.

The remaining staff will be allowed to continue to work for the BBC as low-paid errand runners, enjoying all the rights afforded to non-Muslims as the Koran dictates, unless they should voluntarily choose to convert of their own free will.

"With our acceptance of Sharia comes a new credibility with the Muslim world that will indeed heal all wounds," Ms. Fitzpatrick said.

 

The Anatomy of Compromise - Arch Enemy Ayn Rand

The three rules of compromise.

1.) In any conflict between two men (or two groups) who hold the same basic principles, it is the more consistent one who wins.

2.) In any collaboration between two men (or two groups) who hold different basic principles, it is the more evil or irrational one who wins.

3.) When opposite basic principles are clearly and openly defined, it works to the advantage of the rational side; when they are not clearly defined, but are hidden or evaded, it works to the advantage of the irrational side.

This proves rule 3. Whose basic principles are more clearly and openly defined than our Muslim brothers and sisters? Just further proof that in the final analysis multiculturalism doesn't lead to rule 2 but to a happier world of, counter-intuitively, more people that think the same.

As a student of Dialectics it becomes more and more clear to me that true multicultural diversity destroys itself and from the collapse rises a new, more evolved culture. This is fully in line with Dialectical Materialism but should more properly be called Dialectical Culturalism. It's all very scientific. Your brilliant article is further proof that this is an ongoing historical phenomenon. It's very exciting!
 

I'm thinking we may need to call a national Party conference to discuss a resolution regarding our stance on this issue. Shall I contact our Left Coast comrades?
QUIT protester, photo by "Zombietime".

Clearly, The Party must show support for our Muslim comrades and I believe the our Party Conference will be a great way to show our support and concern. Just let me know when and where and I'll bring the beer and the pulled pork barbeque! ;)




.....Shhhhhh, don't tell "The Dyke From Hell" that Sharia Law thinks she belongs in Hell and Sharia Law prescribes she should be put in the express line to achieve that end.
Don't say a word, useful idiots hug trees, but they don't grow on them....

L.
 

A very correct dialectical analysis, Comrade Otis! Here's another version of the picture from the story.



Multiculturalism requires that, for the sake of historical justice, cultures must switch roles and the less developed cultures must rule over the more developed cultures - just like the proletariat must claim the hegemony over the bourgeoisie. However, it turns out that some of the less developed cultures are not too familiar with the concepts of "tolerance" and "diversity" that exist in the more developed cultures, which results in a renewed oppression of diverse sexual minorities by the new hegemony.
 

I am surprised the method of euthanasia chosen by Comrade Fitzpatrick does not give preference to the Iranian method:



http://gaypatriot.net/2006/04/21/report ... se-charges
 

Leonid Fuku

I am surprised the method of euthanasia chosen by Comrade Fitzpatrick does not give preference to the Iranian method
Just so you know, comrades, this story would not be possible without Doctor Fuku's creative insight and investigative reporting.


 

Note to the chick with all the facial tats and piercings: please adhere to the BBC's new sensitivity policy and find yourself a burka, now!  For the love of Lenin, please...please!!!

The power of Marx compels you.  The power of Marx compels you.
 

Well, throwing yourself to the wolves does have some advantage. With the advent of world-wide sharia, we won't have to endure this anymore: More fun from Zombietime. WARNING, Not work safe!

In our Party conference, we should resolve (after eating the barbeque and drinking the beer) at what point do we plan to move in and prevent the world-wide calaphate from actually taking control. The model used by Beloved Leader Stalin in WW2 seems like a good template but we might have cut it just a bit close that time.
 

This is a problem, but my expertise as a Party Chairman helps me rush to a solution in the most humane, morally astute and meaningful manner one could possibly imagine. It is clear comrades that the course of action should be one simple question. Who is the most useful of the idiots? That’s it. The solution through progressive acts of altruism, Party loyalty and deed on behalf of the Common Good™ will present us with the most useful of idiots.

I know what you’re thinking... "But Comrade Chairman that would signify that this is competition between two of our most stringent bases, isn’t that wrong?" No, its not a competition because the Party doesn’t see it as such, whoever loses or wins simply translates to a collective victory for the Party and the Common Good™, one progressive becomes a martyr, another becomes an integral in our delicate altruistic design.

If that doesn’t make sense to you, I suggest you spend sometime in Academia; they will help explain the Party rationale.
 

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest

Note to the chick with all the facial tats and piercings: please adhere to the BBC's new sensitivity policy and find yourself a burka, now!  For the love of Lenin, please...please!!!

The power of Marx compels you.  The power of Marx compels you.

yeah, no sh*t eh?
 

While I am not upset at Red Square's efforts to distribute properly and equally the glory of the latest Cube exclusive, I must object to the use of a picture I find less than flattering.  That picture was taken at the wedding of two party members in high standing, and my elation is evident.  Lest any of you think me a frivolous man, beware that I am deadly serious.  I will have to have that photo replaced with one in which I am not laughing and smiling.
 

Leo,

Rarely has a camera captured such boundless ebullience.  That photo certainly belies your trademark stoicism and inscrutability.  Not to mention your reptilian cold-bloodedness. Some call you the Party's Torquemada, but it's nice to see your warm side once in a while. In the photo, I can see the man who revels in lepidoptery--the man whose eyes light up, like a kulak kid's at Xmas, when he adds a rare new butterfly to his collection.  I can also see that fun-loving prankster who occassionally sneaks whoopie cushions on to our seats at meetings of the Party's inner circle.  

Thus, I must protest!  Do an old friend a favor and don't replace it.  Must we always put forth the stern visage of the Party--the gaunt, skin-stretched-over-skull face?  Marx knows we already have enough seriousness around here.

--Winston
 

Maybe a purge followed by a pro-choice rally would lighten up the somber mood.
 

Chairman Meow S. Pun

Maybe a purge followed by a pro-choice rally would lighten up the somber mood.

Now that's the spirit.  Don't forget to book some drag queens and a token Hollywood celebrity-activist.
 

I'll Sharpen the Guillotine.
 

Premier Betty

I'll Sharpen the Guillotine.
good idea...

I too yearn for a good purge and dispensation of a good, old fashioned asswhoopin'.
 

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest

Now that's the spirit.  Don't forget to book some drag queens and a token Hollywood celebrity-activist.

Are we booking them for the purge or the pro-choice rally? I understand that most serious "A list" celebrity-activists actually charge money for such appearances. Since this would seriously deplete The Party's uh, party fund (remember comrades, the Revolution needs food and booze), we need to find someone who is still motivated by idealism.
 

Commissar M

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest

Now that's the spirit.  Don't forget to book some drag queens and a token Hollywood celebrity-activist.

Are we booking them for the purge or the pro-choice rally? I understand that most serious "A list" celebrity-activists actually charge money for such appearances. Since this would seriously deplete The Party's uh, party fund (remember comrades, the Revolution needs food and booze), we need to find someone who is still motivated by idealism.

I hear Michael J. Fox is available, gratis.
 

Premier Betty

I'll Sharpen the Guillotine.

*SIGH* So this means I won't get to use my new Yarygin PYa at the purge?

Of course you will, after all, all execution devices are all equal in the Party's eyes, and each device will get an equal amount of killing time.

-Premier Betty
 

What!!!! A-List is Cim Jog Ill not available (that reminds me of an early morning jog after a night of vodka at one of Bettys  guillotine party's.... Oppenhiemer was there discussing some new invention that would "Change The World")Dr. Palimpest and Chairman Meow both of you know that know one is a better altrilistick P.R. person than Mr Ill . I am completely ashamed that both of you could overlook the most Divesified, educated, prolific, emboldened party member ( thats can still walk and is not on Kidney Dialisys) in the world. I think I am going to volunteer to shovel coal on the train for a few weeks while I collect my thoughts I need a few weeks of hard manual labor , sleep deprivation, and starvation to clear my mind.....
 

Just as an aside, here's something somewhat related to the BBC story above and European Jihad in particular:

Telegraph.co.uk

Teacher in hiding after his attack on Islam

By Henry Samuel
(Filed: 10/02/2006)

A French secondary school teacher is under 24-hour police protection after attacking Islam in a newspaper column.

Robert Redeker, 52, has not returned to work and has changed addresses every two days since the article appeared in the conservative newspaper Le Figaro last month.

The article, written in reaction to the Muslim outrage unleashed by Pope Benedict XVI's references to Islam, described Islam as a religion that "exalts violence and hatred". It described the Prophet Mohammed, as depicted in the Koran, as "a master of hate".

Mr Redeker, a philosopher, said he had been flooded with e-mail death threats to himself, his wife and three children and that his photograph and address, near Toulouse, had been posted on several Islamic internet sites.

"There is a map of how to find my home, with the words, 'This pig must have his head cut off,' " he said.

Dalil Boubakeur, the head of the official French Council for the Muslim Religion, strongly condemned the threats as the work of extremists who, he said, "do not represent us".

Teacher in hiding after his attack on Islam

Link to: Google search "Robert Redeker

If Mr. Redeker is a "philosopher" as is stated in the article, he's got a lot to learn about dialectical culturalism and the synthesis of all that opposite stuff.
 

They actually let people like that teach in France?

Good thing he's in France and not here in the US. Otherwise, he would be able purchase a gun and possibly shoot any Jihadist Freedon Fighters that tried to attack him. When will the people in this backwards imperialist theocracy ever wake up and acknowledge the superiority of the French and the EU in general?
 

General Ivan

What!!!! A-List is Cim Jog Ill not available (that reminds me of an early morning jog after a night of vodka at one of Bettys  guillotine party's.... Oppenhiemer was there discussing some new invention that would "Change The World")Dr. Palimpest and Chairman Meow both of you know that know one is a better altrilistick P.R. person than Mr Ill

Uggh, Kim is so *boring* these days, all he wants to do whenever we go to one of his palaces is show off his movie collection or his newest WMD's. It just gets old and tiring, and I swear, I am sooo tired of the singing and smiling. No, the drag queens, a few celebrities and some hookers will do. Hopefully after the Nov. 7th revolution we will have some good stock of failures to purge.
 

Winston has altered my mindset.  As he so well stated, "Marx knows we already have enough seriousness around here."

I have looked through my photos for an uplifting image, in which I am truly joyous.

The photo below was taken at the pinnacle of my success, after I was awarded one of my many medals.   As you can see, I am grinning from ear to ear -- enjoy:


 

Perhaps my favorite picture of you, comrade, if you'll pardon such indulgence, is the one taken when you first heard of the death of the bandit Trotskyite Vavilov and you were kind enough to give his eulogy at the Party Congress. And, by the way, thank you for your hard work.


 

Brother Otis,

I will forgive you for mentioning Vavilov, who by all accounts was a purveyor of bourgeois pseudoscience.  Indeed, his death came only after he destroyed the agronomy of my beloved homeland.  Some consider him wronged, and blame me for his troubles.  Can you believe that!  I often need to point people to one of the many web sites that clarify the true nature of my work:

http://www.cyberussr.com/rus/lyse-nkvd3.html
 

Leonid Fuku

Winston has altered my mindset.  As he so well stated, "Marx knows we already have enough seriousness around here."

I have looked through my photos for an uplifting image, in which I am truly joyous.

The photo below was taken at the pinnacle of my success, after I was awarded one of my many medals.   As you can see, I am grinning from ear to ear -- enjoy:



Uplifting, indeed! This image soars like a raven of the Revolution. You've truly outdone yourself, oh good Doctor of Smiles and Sunshine.
 

Commissar M

They actually let people like that teach in France?
Actually the qualifications for teaching highschool are still quite high in the Islamic Republic of New Algeria. Despite that country's commendable downward progress, its standard is still well above that set by the illiterate Prophet (PBUH). It's not unusual for a highschool mathematics teacher to have a gilt-edged Ph.D. from the Sorbonne, or, more accurately, from one of the campuses into which the Sorbonne was balkanized after 1968. IRNA is still suspiciously elite in comparison with most of their comrades in Union of European Salafist Republics.
http://www.zombietime.com/europe_in_2015/
 

Comrades!

Her Red Socialist Excellency H.R.C has initiated THE PURGE! All Party faithful are asked to vote. Those who fail to cast their ballot will have a necro-proxy drugged up to vote in their place.

Let no one escape the Peoples Justice! Long live the glorious purge!
 

Chairman Meow S. Pun

Those who fail to cast their ballot will have a necro-proxy drugged up to vote in their place.

Did you mean "dragged in" to vote? In any case, I like the sound of "necro-proxy" which is a perfectly neutral technical term to denote individual voting units among our most predictable constituency.
 

Comrades,

Something must be done.  I am confused, please someone with greater knowledge than me must tell me what to think!!  I came across this little news item from the Head Mulsim Mufti in Australia:

Quote:

   While not specifically referring to the rapes, brutal attacks on four women for which a group of young Lebanese men received long jail sentences, Sheik Hilali said there were women who “sway suggestively” and wore make-up and immodest dress … “and then you get a judge without mercy (rahma) and gives you 65 years”…

   In the religious address on adultery to about 500 worshippers in Sydney last month, Sheik Hilali said: “If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it … whose fault is it, the cats or the uncovered meat?

   “The uncovered meat is the problem.”

   The sheik then said: “If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred.”

Rape is wrong.  Rape esentially puts a womyn at a lower level than an unwomyn (can't use the m word as it is insensitive and all the world atrocities are commited by them) and we must all be equal!  Yet this person blames the womyn for it essentially saying it's ok to make womyn unequal!!  But how can one say this persons views as wrong as it would belittle their cultural beliefs!  What to do what to do?  Can't.....think.....someone.....tell....me.....what...to....think......arg.....

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
 

Red Square

Did you mean "dragged in" to vote? In any case, I like the sound of "necro-proxy" which is a perfectly neutral technical term to denote individual voting units among our most predictable constituency.

Yes comrade Red Square, they will have to be dragged in to vote once they are drugged up. We must show the AmeriKKKan people this Nov. 7th that we intend to provide a "New Direction" on health care. All AmeriKKKans will recieve their medications and medical care once they are in the ground and voting Democrat, this new progressive system will ensure fairness and quality for all AmeriKKKans regardless of economic status or coverage.
 

O'Brien

Can't.....think.....someone.....tell....me.....what...to....think......arg.....

http://www.adnki.com/index_2Level_Engli ... 7156&par=0

Quote:

The Islamic Council of New South Wales dubbed the comments as "un-Islamic, un-Australian and unacceptable". A spokesman for the council, Ali Roude, said al-Hilali "had failed both himself and the Muslim community."
So it's clear that this mufti has been declared un-Islamic, un-Australian, and unperson. He is being purged as we speak, so everyone should just forget it ever happened and move along.

Quote:

"The onus should not be on the female to not attract attention, it should be on males to learn how to control themselves."
Thus we are reminded of the great progress of civil rights in our midst - that males have great and even better onuses then females, and we must use male onuses to control male urges. Just ask your next male comrade about his onus. If he is a true comrade committed to progress, he won't refuse you. But if he refuses, remind him about his civil duty as a citizen. Mention sacrifice for the common good. Teach him about solidarity!

I think a new rainbow-colored bumber sticker is in order, stating "Ask me about my onus"

Quote:

"I find it very offensive that a man who considers himself as a mufti, a leader of Australia's Muslims, can give comment that lacks intelligence and common sense."
... as opposed to the rest of their religious rulings, such as the one about the Coca-Cola logo, toilet paper, piggy banks, Nike, Burger King, cartoons, Jews, the Pope, and other similar statements that reveal great intelligence and common sense.

- - -
So you see, Comrade O'Brien, this is what you're supposed to think: the above story is a non-story. The comment was an aberration and we must disregard it just as if it never happened. The Marxist forces of Dialectical Materialism will somehow reconcile Islam with onuses and already in the nearest future we shall see the rise of a new and improved progressive mindset. Adjust yours accordingly.

-- Red Square
 

Ah, wonderful Comrade Red Square.

Wait what were we talking about? What story?  There was a story?


O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
 

Friends, the BBC is not the only organization with the proper moral outlook.  Here is an interesting article:

http://www.gay.com/news/article.html?co ... 3/3&page=2

From the article, titled "Killing gay men is OK, says British imam":

Quote:

The leading imam in Manchester, England, confirms that he thinks the execution of sexually active gay men is justified, the rights group Outrage reported. Gay man rights campaigner Peter Tatchell said, "It is disturbing that some British imams are endorsing the execution of gay and lesbian Muslims."

"Muslim and gay people know the pain of prejudice and discrimination. We should be working together to challenge homophobia and Islamophobia. I hope liberal Muslims will speak out in defense of the human rights of lesbians and gay men," said Tatchell.

I applaud homosexual Tatchell, who properly notes the considerable shared ground on which Homosexuals and Imams stand!  Both Muslims and homosexuals are so very oppressed and in need of defense.  Here's hoping that dear man Tatchell will be able to complete his life's work of bringing gays and Muslims together before he is stoned to death.
 

Herschel Von Trapp

"Muslim and gay people know the pain of prejudice and discrimination. We should be working together to challenge homophobia and Islamophobia. I hope liberal Muslims will speak out in defense of the human rights of lesbians and gay men," said Tatchell.
Comrade Tatchell points out a very important fact - that Muslims and Gays are very much alike. Both groups are similarly innocent while being oppressed by intolerant right-wing majorities, a situation which may distort their objectivity and lead to paranoia, delusions of grandeur, or even occasional violence.

To further Comrade Tatchell points, we may mention other similarities that exist between Muslims and Gays.

What causes homosexuality and Islam?

To pose the question of what causes homosexuality or Islam is actually a judgment about homosexuals and Muslims. If you ask for the causes of Islam you assume that this is a disorder and needs to be explained. It is better to find out what influences and processes determine sexual and religious preferences, whether this is homosexuality, Muslim faith, or something else. A quick research has produced some conflicting quotes:

"Physical causes for the development of such a preference could be certain brain structures or hormones and research is now being done on a certain homo / Islamic gene." Suleima Moelker, Independent Medical Expert

"There is no scientific data that substantiates a genetic or biologic basis for either being a Muslim or for same-sex attraction. Anybody can change." Abdul Cohen, Parents and Friends of Gays and Muslims Convention.

"Both Homosexuality and Islam are likely to be the result of an interaction of several different factors, including genetics, hormonal & environmental factors." Gunter al-Gurkhan, BBC Consultant

"To date, all information and studies involving genetics have proven both homosexuality and Islam to be environmental, not genetic." Ali Baba, Head of Gene Research Laboratory, Los Alamos

"Research suggests that both the Muslim and Homosexual orientation is in place very early in the life cycle, possibly even before birth. It is found in about ten percent of the population, a figure which is surprisingly constant across cultures, irrespective of the different moral values and standards of a particular culture." Statement on Islam and Homosexuality, American Psychological Association, 1994-JUL.
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Obviously, more taxpayer-funded research is needed.
 

Red Square

Chairman Meow S. Pun

Those who fail to cast their ballot will have a necro-proxy drugged up to vote in their place.

Did you mean "dragged in" to vote? In any case, I like the sound of "necro-proxy" which is a perfectly neutral technical term to denote individual voting units among our most predictable constituency.

How about "dug up" to vote.  Necro-proxies of the "underworld" unite: the only thing you have to lose is your coffin.
 

Red Wrote

Quote:

Thus we are reminded of the great progress of civil rights in our midst - that males have great and even better onuses then females, and we must use male onuses to control male urges. Just ask your next male comrade about his onus. If he is a true comrade committed to progress, he won't refuse you. But if he refuses, remind him about his civil duty as a citizen. Mention sacrifice for the common good. Teach him about solidarity!

I think a new rainbow-colored bumber sticker is in order, stating "Ask me about my onus"


Well I'm the Flotus, soon to be Potus with the biggest onus!
Would anybody like to see it?
You can play with it while doing the lotus.

Hillary
 

Let us form a "Bonus Onus Army" and march on Washington D.C.!
We'll camp in Lafayette Park and build Bonus Onus shanties and demand that Congress give us our Bonus Onus now!
Screw Hoover! Screw MacArthur and Eisenhower!


oooohhhh.....this medication I'm taking.... I think I had a "past life flashback".
I should have did what the warning label said on the prescription bottle. I'll never mix Ketamine with this stuff again.......

WHAT THE HELL ARE ALL OF YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?????

TWO WORDS......FORT MARCY.

NOW GET OUTTA HERE!
 

Come along comrades. Beloved Leader HRC is having a MAJOR onus flare up. Let us go and leave her in peace for now. We'll come back later when the Oxycontin and Roofies she downed with half a bottle of Stoli have kicked in.
 

I will not rest until every last necro-proxy is given its fair amount of government paid medication and health coverage, it is the least we can do and a cause I intend to champion. Dr. Palimpsest, can I count on your support for this noble cause? I could use the backing of the Ivy League intellectual saviors of humanity on this issue.
 

Yes Chairman I see the wet bloody boots from stomping the poor uneducated state sponsored peasants before they had a chance to vote ( at starbucks or are they doing it over the phone??and if so how do the burguios peasants vote on the old rotary dial phone?) AND!! does voting consitute a thought crime if JoN KeRRi is not on the ballett with Hillary?If the  Ivy League Intellectuals don't back you what is your contingency plan for ensuring that that equal rights for those that died from natural causes ( bullet wounds , starvation, worked to death) as opposed to that died in train accidents , Gulag tests, watching MSM, or ESPM ??
 

Chairman Meow S. Pun

I will not rest until every last necro-proxy is given its fair amount of government paid medication and health coverage, it is the least we can do and a cause I intend to champion. Dr. Palimpsest, can I count on your support for this noble cause? I could use the backing of the Ivy League intellectual saviors of humanity on this issue.

Absolutely. You can count on the Academy to unleash the "Power of the Tower" (the Ivory Tower, that is) in support of your initiative.

We will form a political action committee and lobby Congress to pass legislation for the establishment of Medicare Part D-ceased, which will extend taxpayer-subsidized prescription drug benefits to the Necroproxitariat.
 

More data on the link between and the origins of homosexuality and Islam:

For years scientists have been attempting to ascertain whether or not converting to Islam can be linked to a biological catalyst (see homosexuality). From Alfred Kinsey's revolutionary survey in 1947 to the current media upheaval about a prospective "Muslim gene," the desire to pinpoint a cause for the personalities and behaviors associated with Islam has reached new plateaux. The scientific community is constantly developing more and more evidence to suggest that there may well be a neurological explanation for being a Muslim. Although historical studies and purposed treatments have ranged from group counseling to shock therapy, recent research suggests that exposure to an abnormally high or low amount of certain hormones could potentially affect your brain and trigger a conversion to Islam (or homosexuality, or both). It is an established scientific fact that mammals naturally develop as non-Muslims in the absence of Muslim hormones.

Subjects of current study:

• Cat Stevens (Yusuf Islam)
• Adam Pearlman (Adam Yahiye Gadahn)
• José Padilla (Abdullah al-Muhajir)
• John Walker Lindh (the American Taliban)
• Richard Reid (The Shoe Bomber)
• Michel Faucault (The Deconstructionist)
• Luis Farrakhan (The Minister)

To be continued...
 

Red Square I move to have all these VERY Famous People's names placed on Gulags Instead Gulag #29 we could rename them something like the Ted Kennedy work center N.E. Sector (example of course because we know the one that has Teds name on it would need to be near a state owned vodka factory and bridge and water very close another good example is Richard Reids name could be placed on one the Gulags near an old cold war military air base .....I saw this on state sponsored T.V. show and wrote it down....