Glorious News Comrades!

One of the laid off " I Hate Bush T-Shirt Factory" workers has been picked up by the nearby tea factory. Seems they felt a little sorry for Edna Snobgrass and gave her a job!

ReverendKscribe: "I'm worried because one of the bewildering paradoxes of our time is the extent to which she along with Harry Reid are willing to impose apocalyptic new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of nutty drive for power."

Bingo - Drive for Power.

"The former Soviet dissident Vladimir Bukovksy, who has warned that the European Union is on its way to becoming another Soviet Union, thinks that while the West won the Cold War in a military sense, we lost it in the context of ideas: “Communism might have been dead, but the communists remained in power in most of the former Warsaw bloc countries, while their Western collaborators came to power all over the world (in Europe in particular). This is nothing short of a miracle: the defeat of the Nazis in 1945 quite logically brought a shift to the Left in world politics, while a defeat of communism in 1991 brought again a shift to the Left, this time quite illogically.” Bukovksy is right: We never had a thorough de-Marxification process after the Cold War, similar to the de-Nazification after WW2, and we are now paying the price for this. Many Marxist ideas have been allowed to endure and mutate, such as the notion that culture is unimportant or that it is OK to stage massive social experiments on hundreds of millions of people."

"Marxist ideals of forced equality can only be enforced by a government with totalitarian powers, and will thus inevitably lead to a totalitarian society. There is no “enlightened Marxism,” and the idea that there is has ruined more lives than probably and other ideology in modern history. Marxism is an organized crime against humanity."

Fjordman

- https://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/2125/print

Well, Kulak, this means that my impaling spears will not go to waste.

I was not, by the way, joking when I posited them.

Commissar Theocritus,
The unwashed masses seem to be waking up from their stupor delivered by our opiates of Newspeak lies, "education" and entertainment; damn, damn, damn. I thought we had them convinced our Inner Party Priests of Power were the real revolutionaries; they seem to be figuring out that Thomas Jefferson was the real thing, and that we are the counter-revolutionaries. Sh*t, Sh*t, Sh*t.

You don't suppose the masses of cogs in our State Mechanism have impailing spears of their own, or in any other way are able to bear arms against us do you? Why in the hell hasn't our Inner Party done away with that State-damned Second Amendment? And, BTW, why haven't they done away with that State-damned First Amendment? Our arbitrary law, i.e.: "Living Constitution," is simply taking too long to have the desired effect. Sh*t, Sh*t, Sh*t.

Kulak, I am presently having copies of the Constitution printed on latex, to be stretched by anyone who wants to. And after people are used to the rubber Constitution, I shall have it printed on tissue paper, which will be impregnated with phosphorous. All it takes will be the touch of a match.

This will save the Supremes so much time.

Commissar Theocritus,
Will it be possible to have a few Constitutions printed on latex condoms? These would make nice Happy Holliday presents for our Inner Party members, including Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid; but now that I think about it, Reid might not be able to stretch the condom Constitution far enough to suit our purposes, i.e.: the creation of arbitrary Inner Party Law.

Didn't you know? The 10th Amendment is now ONLY printed on condoms. Soon to be in a box with the 1st and 2nd.

Comrades,

I thought the 10th Amendment had been renamed "the Racist Neo-Confederate Redneck Pro-Slavery" Amendment ?

Or did I read the wrong memo?

Infidel Castrate wrote: But there is hope, Minnesota is more progressive friendly I believe, perhaps you could relocate there? Seems they were way ahead of the curve on the Evils of Raygun KKKonservatism. And how about that Stuart Smalley? Seems he "get's it" too.

Speaking as a member of the soon-to-be fully integrated, everyone equal, (although some are more equal than others, wink-wink, nudge-nudge) light and heavy rail-riding masses of the Glorious Peoples Republic of Minnesota, I would have to discourage relocation to the GPRoM. It is simply not safe here yet for the the enlightened ones such as yourselves. As I type this message of warning to you all, I have been made aware that there are barbarians among the proles who cling to their guns and religion, even though it is in direct opposition to the wishes of Beloved Leader.

I have begun a covert operation to disarm them by purchasing their weapons and ammo, and storing it in a undisclosed location known only to myself. This will be a long dangerous mission, and until I feel that my stash is large enough, I have disarmed enough thought criminals to assure the safety of the party elite, I would beg you to remain where it is safe.

if it is the will of the people, then let it be...

glorious reactionaries wrote: I have begun a covert operation to disarm them by purchasing their weapons and ammo, and storing it in a undisclosed location known only to myself. This will be a long dangerous mission, and until I feel that my stash is large enough, I have disarmed enough thought criminals to assure the safety of the party elite, I would beg you to remain where it is safe.

I applaud your daring mission, as it is also my own. Now is the time to support our comrade Eric Holder in his strategy to begin the disarming process of US citizens I mean help Mexico, of course. An assault weapons ban, although ineffective and detrimental in the 90s disgracefully allowed to expire under the Bu$hitler regime, must be reinstated in order to advance the Glorious World of Next Tuesday^TM. Keep in mind that "assault weapon" is not to be confused with "assault rifle," a strictly defined military term for guns that are already not available to civilians.

"Assault weapon" refers to semi-automatic only AR15s, AK47s, and such and is a term invented and coined by concerned politicians in order to guard against hysteria, irrational classification of misunderstood things, and right wing scare tactics. They are also Mexican Public Enemy No. 1 (not the narcotics). By making a law, we will ensure that law-abiding citizens give up their guns to us and that law-disregarding citizens keep their guns and continue to do what they already do, leaving us with the Mexican crisis intact which we can use to strip more rights increase our Caring Power Ability. Or, since honestly we really could give a sh*t about Mexico, we can forget them and invent another crisis.

what gov. does behind their backs does NOT disclose my loyalties by being a citizen of the world.... i give to drunks on the street as well for their next beer...it's what they have decided for themselves what they want to do with it! Who am i to judge?

i'd rather have a beer on main street with a smiling drunken cree than meet a Tiger with a 1Wood lost in BUSHVILLE!

In an unexpected development... Comrade Mi alerted me with the following transmission:

Obama's fashion factory in Illinois may close

NY Post wrote:The 1,000 workers who make Barack Obama's suits are worried about their jobs again.

The overseas firm that controls men's apparel maker HMX -- whose labels include Hart Schaffner Marx and Hickey Freeman, famously favored by the president -- is pushing for heavy cost cuts, sparking worries that one of its key US factories might eventually be shuttered, sources told The Post.

Clearly the inability of the company to maintain high-cost unionized labor force when there's low demand for their products due to the continued recession and the dwindling numbers of "rich" customers - is all Bush's fault!

SD wrote: Whatever you do, do not bring up the following: https://mises.org/resources/3250

Anyone who can use "eudaimonistic" in a sentence and keep a straight face is a man with whom to be reckond. Ludwig - you are the man - https://mises.org/resources/3250 (trying out my new link fu) My praxeologist always makes me grit my teeth and squint.

But I fear our friend Ludwig is a heretic:

There cannot be any such thing as a capital good that is not owned by a definite owner. Capital goods come into existence as the property of the individual or the group of individuals who were in the position to consume definite things but abstained from this consumption for the sake of later utilization. The way in which capital goods come into existence as private property determines the institutions of the capitalistic system.

Private ownership must cease for true happiness to exist - everyone knows that. Well some ownership is tolerable within equality margins. See we are getting into deep weeds here which is an uncomfortable place for Prols to roam. The beet fields offer no such confusion. I'm sure we will get a Party Statement which will clear this all up (and it will have pictures).

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:

SD wrote: Private ownership must cease for true happiness to exist - everyone knows that. Well some ownership is tolerable within equality margins. See we are getting into deep weeds here which is an uncomfortable place for Prols to roam. The beet fields offer no such confusion. I'm sure we will get a Party Statement which will clear this all up (and it will have pictures).

We are well on our way to the glorious removal of private ownership!

Comrades, now the STATE will control the banks through our brilliant strategy of bureaucrats and overbearing, non-sensical regulation. In fact, Commisar Dodd state that NO ONE will know how this glorious "reform" will work until it is implimented, and then it will be too late for the capitalists to do anthing about it...

BTW...here is fine picture of Chris with fellow commisar Bwarney Fwank.....I think Bwarney just got his horn blown by Chris, too!